Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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snuffy

9,882 posts

285 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Sycamore said:
There's an elderly woman living opposite us. 4-5 times a day, presumably her daughter goes round for half hour or so.
Without fail she'll beep her horn twice as she pulls away. Almost like it's a requirement before the car will move.

At some point I'm going to kick her in the face.
This use to be quite common years ago, when people would, for some reason, feel they needed to beep their horn when arriving at someone's house (or indeed leaving). I assume they did this to show how important they were by announcing their presence - "Low, I have arrived !" or "Low, I have departed".

It was normally done by older people, and so it seems, with the passage of time, this "announcement of presence" have thankfully declined.




hidetheelephants

24,810 posts

194 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Also lazy minicabists who can't be bothered to get off their arse to ring a doorbell.

beagrizzly

10,445 posts

232 months

Tuesday 7th May
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snuffy said:
Sycamore said:
There's an elderly woman living opposite us. 4-5 times a day, presumably her daughter goes round for half hour or so.
Without fail she'll beep her horn twice as she pulls away. Almost like it's a requirement before the car will move.

At some point I'm going to kick her in the face.
This use to be quite common years ago, when people would, for some reason, feel they needed to beep their horn when arriving at someone's house (or indeed leaving). I assume they did this to show how important they were by announcing their presence - "Low, I have arrived !" or "Low, I have departed".

It was normally done by older people, and so it seems, with the passage of time, this "announcement of presence" have thankfully declined.

hehe Oops, I did this yesterday, leaving the MiL's house (at 1630). It's a thing that my parents did, as did friends and relations, back in the day, and from where I must have picked it up. I try hard not to do it, but occasionally one slips out. Sorry.....

AstonZagato

12,731 posts

211 months

Tuesday 7th May
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snuffy said:
Sycamore said:
There's an elderly woman living opposite us. 4-5 times a day, presumably her daughter goes round for half hour or so.
Without fail she'll beep her horn twice as she pulls away. Almost like it's a requirement before the car will move.

At some point I'm going to kick her in the face.
This use to be quite common years ago, when people would, for some reason, feel they needed to beep their horn when arriving at someone's house (or indeed leaving). I assume they did this to show how important they were by announcing their presence - "Low, I have arrived !" or "Low, I have departed".

It was normally done by older people, and so it seems, with the passage of time, this "announcement of presence" have thankfully declined.
My mother used to do this. I told her not to do it multiple times but she delighted in continuing to do it. I found the best thing to do was ignore the beeps which were narcissistic "lo, I have arrived" expressions. When we failed to come scampering over in massive excitement at her arrival, she rather lost the will to do it.

Nexus Icon

597 posts

62 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Had that once in a tesco extra to give you an indication of the size of the car park. It was a Monday night the place was deserted and I parked as far away from the shop as I could, the car park was almost completely empty.

Went in, did some shopping and came out to find a car parked either side.
That would be me. I would see your car parked lovingly across the carpark and park next to you, safe in the knowledge that you give a sh*t about your car, as will I, and that you'd presumably care about mine enough not to do any door banging. I'd be leaving you plenty of room anyway.

The one that gets me is when I park miles from the door and return to find a dirty great van parked next to me, clearly not leaving me enough room to open the door to get in my 2 door coupe. I have had to wait before, getting madder and madder, and then be all humble and grateful when the road crew built like brick sh*thouses finally return.

Cotty

39,659 posts

285 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Nexus Icon said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Had that once in a tesco extra to give you an indication of the size of the car park. It was a Monday night the place was deserted and I parked as far away from the shop as I could, the car park was almost completely empty.

Went in, did some shopping and came out to find a car parked either side.
That would be me. I would see your car parked lovingly across the carpark and park next to you, safe in the knowledge that you give a sh*t about your car, as will I, and that you'd presumably care about mine enough not to do any door banging. I'd be leaving you plenty of room anyway.
If you do that then you are a prat.

daqinggregg

1,606 posts

130 months

Tuesday 7th May
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snuffy said:
daqinggregg said:
'Earth grown'


‘Earth Grown’ Vegan Mozzarella Style Sticks and Cheddar Style Sticks
Is that not the name of the company that makes said cheese sticks?
It seems like I’m the dim one (no surprises there)
I thought it looked like a tag line ‘hand cut’ ‘grass fed’ ‘line caught’.

I hadn’t realised it was the brand name.


Blue 7

158 posts

174 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Blimey, I’d forgotten about the horn beeping thing.

My grandfather used to do it, although I think it was something he did when he left, rather than on arrival. I always interpreted it as a sort of final goodbye before he roared off (in his Rover SD1 Vitesse!).

It hadn’t occurred to me that people don’t do that anymore.

ro250

2,763 posts

58 months

Tuesday 7th May
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Blue 7 said:
Blimey, I’d forgotten about the horn beeping thing.

My grandfather used to do it, although I think it was something he did when he left, rather than on arrival. I always interpreted it as a sort of final goodbye before he roared off (in his Rover SD1 Vitesse!).

It hadn’t occurred to me that people don’t do that anymore.
My inlaws (in their 70s) do it. Only on exit, as you say, and pretty harmless I think. On arrival is a new one on me.

Dan Singh

884 posts

51 months

Wednesday 8th May
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daqinggregg said:
snuffy said:
daqinggregg said:
'Earth grown'


‘Earth Grown’ Vegan Mozzarella Style Sticks and Cheddar Style Sticks
Is that not the name of the company that makes said cheese sticks?
It seems like I’m the dim one (no surprises there)
I thought it looked like a tag line ‘hand cut’ ‘grass fed’ ‘line caught’.

I hadn’t realised it was the brand name.
Deliberate choice of name in the hope that many people will think it's good and wholesome, and buy it.

Voldemort

6,195 posts

279 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Things that take an odd number* of AA/AAA batteries.

*apart from '1' obv.

mikeiow

5,412 posts

131 months

Wednesday 8th May
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beagrizzly said:
snuffy said:
Sycamore said:
There's an elderly woman living opposite us. 4-5 times a day, presumably her daughter goes round for half hour or so.
Without fail she'll beep her horn twice as she pulls away. Almost like it's a requirement before the car will move.

At some point I'm going to kick her in the face.
This use to be quite common years ago, when people would, for some reason, feel they needed to beep their horn when arriving at someone's house (or indeed leaving). I assume they did this to show how important they were by announcing their presence - "Low, I have arrived !" or "Low, I have departed".

It was normally done by older people, and so it seems, with the passage of time, this "announcement of presence" have thankfully declined.
hehe Oops, I did this yesterday, leaving the MiL's house (at 1630). It's a thing that my parents did, as did friends and relations, back in the day, and from where I must have picked it up. I try hard not to do it, but occasionally one slips out. Sorry.....
We always flash hazards as we leave to wave bye bye…..much quieter!!
But yeah, the tooting thing is bloody annoying. Mostly done by taxis round here.

Another peeve of mine is when we drive through roadworks (eg, almost every time we drive nowadays)…a 40mph limit, for example, where the person in front is doing an indicated 38 on their car, ie, crawling along at around 35.
Just use Waze and keep to 40-42 of ACTUAL speed rolleyes


Kuwahara

864 posts

19 months

Wednesday 8th May
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The constant coverage of Eurovision to try and validate the biggest pile of horse st….

Halmyre

11,257 posts

140 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Kuwahara said:
The constant coverage of Eurovision to try and validate the biggest pile of horse st….
That's enough about Rylan, now what about the contestants?

Tim Cognito

349 posts

8 months

Wednesday 8th May
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DSG "farts" , sound like absolute ste and so dull.

Rusty Old-Banger

4,020 posts

214 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Kuwahara said:
The constant coverage of Eurovision to try and validate the biggest pile of horse st….
They were talking about it on R2 this morning. They guy who covered it said "I was there with 9000 music lovers...". Music lovers? Eurovision? fk off mate.

snuffy

9,882 posts

285 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Eurovision was always somewhat of a light hearted, almost comedy music thing.

Then in the last 2 or 3 years, it's become a love-in.

bigandclever

13,822 posts

239 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Right eye on the left; left eye on the right.

WHY?


RizzoTheRat

25,238 posts

193 months

Wednesday 8th May
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That's how the optician looks at you

Sheets Tabuer

19,082 posts

216 months

Wednesday 8th May
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The absolute bellend going round and round and round the village for the last two hours in a Paramotor.

Like having a massive fecking fly buzzing round, first bloody week we've been able to sit outside and some bellend ruins it.