Clarkson’s Farm

[Smollet]

Random84 said:

Just catching up....never knew that goats in a field with an electric fence could be so funny!

Seconded.

[Red9zero]

Gerald at the end making the room a touch dusty.

[ashleyman]

Wonder if the paramedics in the farm shop were on the clock!

[mcelliott]

DeejRC said:

As an aside, how many ppl in the thread actually have land and animals? ie more than one dog or cat.

Some land, split between wild flower meadow and grazing, no Lambo though just 1972 Leyland 253!

[Chris Type R]

Mont Blanc said:

What an absolute prick that doorman was:

"If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"

"Sorry, we're farmers"

"I don't care. I'm not"

fk off mate.

I wondered what the point of that was - not very welcoming to Downing Street visitors.

Caught up with the second set of 4 episodes tonight. Kaleb came across significantly better in this bundle of episodes than the first four.

Edited by Chris Type R on Saturday 11th May 00:17

[Composer62]

Chris Type R said:

I wondered what the point of that was - not very welcoming to Downing Street visitors.

Caught up with the second set of 4 episodes tonight. Kaleb came across significantly better in this bundle of episodes than the first four.

Edited by Chris Type R on Saturday 11th May 00:17

Yes he did. Very much so.

[C Lee Farquar]

Cars queued to Chadlington yesterday and then the road obstructed by people walking to the shop. God knows what it will be like at weekends!

[p1stonhead]

C Lee Farquar said:

Cars queued to Chadlington yesterday and then the road obstructed by people walking to the shop. God knows what it will be like at weekends!

Much as people like the show, queuing for hours to get into a small shed and overpay for some merchandise, is utterly mental.

I’m not surprised his neighbours are a bit pissed.

[TUS373]

Those goats were hilarious. Bit of a case that you probably shouldn't laugh....but absolutely had to. Incredible comedy.

I was interested in the rifle they were using. Looked like a sniper with it in that box. Searched it up as a R8 Blaser. Nice piece of kit.

[paulw123]

First 4 episodes were a bit meh in my opinion but the last 4 and especially the finale were superb.

Really enjoyed the series.

[ChocolateFrog]

p1stonhead said:

C Lee Farquar said:

Cars queued to Chadlington yesterday and then the road obstructed by people walking to the shop. God knows what it will be like at weekends!

Much as people like the show, queuing for hours to get into a small shed and overpay for some merchandise, is utterly mental.

I’m not surprised his neighbours are a bit pissed.

1st world problems and all that.

[ChocolateFrog]

The goats actually sounded like they were saying Oww, everytime they were zapped.

[BenS94]

Really enjoyed this series - I seem to think Lisa enjoyed it too....

[djc206]

I really enjoyed the series. It was really nice to see how much everyone cared about Gerald and how grateful he was for the support. On a lighter note I’m starting to understand some of what he says and my admiration for farmers grows with every series.

[paulw123]

I'd love to know what the farm shop makes. Absolute gold mine I recon. I went a year or so ago as my sister lives 15 mins away so wasn't really out of my way. Hawkstone lager and crisps were great. Pleasant enough place to spend an hour though fortunately it wasn't too busy on my visit.

[mick987]

I enjoyed this series, The funniest thing I have seen for a long time was Lisa and Clarkson dry humping a pig.

[DeejRC]

Goats with or without an electric fence are hilarious.
I love ours to bits, complete loonies the lot of em.
To the other chap on clay - I feel your pain We look like the Somme for 5 months of the yr on our fields
God knows how many yrds of post n rail I have to replace this yr, horses are aholes for killing the posts and eating the rails
What other land management/maintenance stuff do ppl have to do around their places this yr?

[Mikebentley]

paulw123 said:

I'd love to know what the farm shop makes. Absolute gold mine I recon. I went a year or so ago as my sister lives 15 mins away so wasn't really out of my way. Hawkstone lager and crisps were great. Pleasant enough place to spend an hour though fortunately it wasn't too busy on my visit.

Whatever it makes Lisa won’t report it correctly that’s for sure.

[CheesecakeRunner]

Mont Blanc said:

What an absolute prick that doorman was:

"If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"

"Sorry, we're farmers"

"I don't care. I'm not"

fk off mate.

I suspect the producers felt the same, hence it being left in and the volume boosted.

[75Black]

Mont Blanc said:

What an absolute prick that doorman was:

"If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"

"Sorry, we're farmers"

"I don't care. I'm not"

fk off mate.

I just watched that episode and thought the exact same. I can get there's probably some whole rule about how to knock because 10 Downing Street and tradition etc, but all it takes is a gentle "you've probably never been here before, but just a reminder, don't knock too loudly". Self important bellend.

Speaking of visitors, in ep 6 the scene where Jeremy is going around selling his mushrooms to the other shops etc, there's crowds of tourists standing gawping with their phones out, more interested in the man than being at the shop for produce. Absolute state of these people. I'm not surprised his neighbours get peeved off with it.