Who would have made a great Bond?

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Doofus

26,039 posts

174 months

Sunday 12th May
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moorx said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
moorx said:
Paul McGann
The doctor in Call the Midwife???

Are you on hallucinogenics?
That is one of his brothers, Stephen.
It can be confusing, because there are five of them:

Paul, Stephen, Joe, Mark and Renault.

Voldemort

6,197 posts

279 months

Sunday 12th May
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Doofus said:
moorx said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
moorx said:
Paul McGann
The doctor in Call the Midwife???

Are you on hallucinogenics?
That is one of his brothers, Stephen.
It can be confusing, because there are five of them:

Paul, Stephen, Joe, Mark and Renault.

TUS373

4,558 posts

282 months

Sunday 12th May
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DSLiverpool said:
Does it have to be a man? If we’re going for full grant paying film ruining equality then it’s
Rosie Jones - obviously.
I am so going to hell for this but:

Bond [Rosie]: "You expect me to talk?"

Blofeld: "Yes, but we don't have time so I expect you to die"

I will get my coat getmecoat


Digger

14,718 posts

192 months

Sunday 12th May
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foreright said:
eccles said:
Clive Owen.
Yeah this ^. I thought he was in line for it at one point (?) but didn’t want it.
The bloke cannot run - one of his legs cannot co-ordinate with the rest of his body - he'd need a running double for sure smile

Doofus

26,039 posts

174 months

Sunday 12th May
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Digger said:
The bloke cannot run - one of his legs cannot co-ordinate with the rest of his body - he'd need a running double for sure smile
Roger Moore had a stunt man to do his running because he ran like a girl, apparently.

Bright Halo

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3,008 posts

236 months

Sunday 12th May
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I just had someone who never posts on here but who reads the forum suggest
Sidney Poitier

What a great suggestion

Zetec-S

5,939 posts

94 months

Sunday 12th May
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biggbn said:
'Book' Bond is quite a blunt instrument, for me Connery and Craig have been the best. Idris Elba could have played him several years ago.
+1 yes

Glassman

22,625 posts

216 months

Sunday 12th May
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Basildon

Doofus

26,039 posts

174 months

Sunday 12th May
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tele_lover

329 posts

16 months

Monday 13th May
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TGCOTF-dewey said:
tele_lover said:
You need a bit of class to be Bond.

Hardy, Theo etc, no way.

Hiddleston acted the part in The Night Manager.
Why...he's not described like that in the books. I seem to recall him being described as an amphetamine addicted thug.
I didn't say he needed to be a ponce, just have some class.

gt40steve

709 posts

105 months

Monday 13th May
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Edward Woodward or Michael Caine.

My choice is probably swayed by the excellent Callan and Harry Palmer !


andyA700

2,820 posts

38 months

Monday 13th May
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I am loving some of the suggestions.

David Stockwell from Heartbeat, or Frank Spencer.
On a more sensible note - Idris Elba or Tom Hiddlestone.

DeejRC

5,850 posts

83 months

Monday 13th May
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I read that as Dean Stockwell…

Fast and Spurious

1,353 posts

89 months

Monday 13th May
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Ronnie Pickering?

Or more sensibly, Patrick Bachau.

Fast and Spurious

1,353 posts

89 months

Monday 13th May
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Ronnie Pickering?

Or more sensibly, Patrick Bauchau.

rodericb

6,796 posts

127 months

Monday 13th May
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Monkeylegend said:
Roger Moore.
J77wck said:
4Q said:
You’re all way off the mark, this is 2024 so for the new Bond he they have to be representative on a tiny minority of people or it’s racist or homophobic or some kind of phobic so I’m proposing an actor like Ncuti Gatwa. I’m also proposing a remake of Shaft with Robert Webb or maybe Simon Pegg in the titular role
Unfortunately I think you are right. The last bond film was to woke for me.
Yep, they just need to find a non-white actor called Roger Less and there's your next James Bond!

Jasandjules

70,007 posts

230 months

Monday 13th May
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Idris Elba.... Seems to have the charisma for it.

TUS373

4,558 posts

282 months

Monday 13th May
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Fast and Spurious said:
Ronnie Pickering?
Who?

DKS

1,686 posts

185 months

Monday 13th May
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The tall one from The Inbetweeners.

Or Will Poulter.

gt40steve

709 posts

105 months

Monday 13th May
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Stanley Unwin.