The official PH Coronation Street thread (Vol 2)

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Harry H said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I've got Tommy O pegged for Lauren's disappearance.

Randy ex footballer does a flit to Spain with another proven murderer shortly after her disappearance.

There's potential in that.

Tommy O was a bit to friendly with Amy for my liking. Clearly has a thing for teenage girls.

[57Ford]

It was clearly Shona because she was losing too many shifts in the cafe.

Or Ryan because he was back on the roids.

Or Evelyn because she was jealous that she offered Roy favours.

Case closed yeroner.

[cuprabob]

Like I said a while back, Bethany is acting a bit shifty...

[mooseracer]

Wacky Racer said:

To be serious for a minute, if this was real life, why would anyone, including the police assume she has been murdered?

Hundreds of young girls go missing every year for various reasons, no traces of a body or clothing have been found.

The whole thing is potty.

Maybe I live in some kind of bubble.....but do they?

[coppice]

If I were Daniel I'd ditch the increasingly tiresome Bethany and either rekindle Daisy (ooh err) or have a (non commercial ) relationship with the likable and toothsome Nicky .

Can Liam please take an overdose asap please? I cannot endure the 'acting ' any longer- a permanently expressionless face , a monotone voice and emotion shown by random shrugs. God above he is just terrible . And if Maria says 'my son ' just once more - has she forgotten the brat's name ?

[200Plus Club]

She's certainly forgotten her crusade against cars to save the planet and being a Councillor.
Paul needs to shuffle off soon too, the demise of his speech is poor, something needs to happen before his character drags on mich further. The writers have made a valid point now.

[Fastpedeller]

coppice said:

Can Liam please take an overdose asap please? I cannot endure the 'acting ' any longer- a permanently expressionless face , a monotone voice and emotion shown by random shrugs. God above he is just terrible . And if Maria says 'my son ' just once more - has she forgotten the brat's name ?

He's playing the part of a teenager - so true to type

[Harry H]

Fastpedeller said:

coppice said:

Can Liam please take an overdose asap please? I cannot endure the 'acting ' any longer- a permanently expressionless face , a monotone voice and emotion shown by random shrugs. God above he is just terrible . And if Maria says 'my son ' just once more - has she forgotten the brat's name ?

He's playing the part of a teenager - so true to type

On camera Maria found out Sarah went in for a quick kiss with Gary, which he rejected and as a consequence she's kicked him out of the flat.

Bloody madness.

[57Ford]

Harry H said:

On camera Maria found out Sarah went in for a quick kiss with Gary, which he rejected and as a consequence she's kicked him out of the flat.

Bloody madness.

Indeed, doubly so when Sarah’s sitting in her apartment feeling lonely. Might as well get hanged for a sheep as a lamb Gary.

[ferret50]

If Sarah is 'that' lonely, why not a mother and daughter threesome with Daniel?

[eldar]

57Ford said:

Indeed, doubly so when Sarah’s sitting in her apartment feeling lonely. Might as well get hanged for a sheep as a lamb Gary.

Corries favourite recipe Musical shagging, when the music stops, randomly shag someone, then marry, then back to musical shagging

[Wacky Racer]

mooseracer said:

Wacky Racer said:

To be serious for a minute, if this was real life, why would anyone, including the police assume she has been murdered?

Hundreds of young girls go missing every year for various reasons, no traces of a body or clothing have been found.

The whole thing is potty.

Maybe I live in some kind of bubble.....but do they?

353,000 reported missing incidents every year in the UK, of which more than 137,000 are adults and nearly 215,000 are children.

[200Plus Club]

This missing person come murder story is a bit crackers though, its like the script writers feel obliged to throw in a complex but meandering plot line about every 2 months, then abruptly get tired of it. The recurring background themes of child bullying and Paul's illness however seem to be slow burners they keep dipping back into.

Also where is fizz again, was Norwich calling in an emergency?

[mooseracer]

Wacky Racer said:

mooseracer said:

Wacky Racer said:

To be serious for a minute, if this was real life, why would anyone, including the police assume she has been murdered?

Hundreds of young girls go missing every year for various reasons, no traces of a body or clothing have been found.

The whole thing is potty.

Maybe I live in some kind of bubble.....but do they?

353,000 reported missing incidents every year in the UK, of which more than 137,000 are adults and nearly 215,000 are children.

I get that, but if a young girl went missing for weeks (or is it months now) without a trace, you'd expect the police to be interested?
Granted, it is a good old Corrie stretch to jump straight to arresting Roy for murder...

[eldar]

mooseracer said:

I get that, but if a young girl went missing for weeks (or is it months now) without a trace, you'd expect the police to be interested?
Granted, it is a good old Corrie stretch to jump straight to arresting Roy for murder...

In Coronation Street or Portugal?

[200Plus Club]

Amazing how in Corrie land you can immediately get an audience with the only detective on a suspected murder case.. just march down the local nic and away ya go!

[nicanary]

Anyone else spot the photo of Archie and George in the funeral parlour? That photoshopping is so bad they need lessons from the Princess of Wales.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

Anyone else spot the photo of Archie and George in the funeral parlour? That photoshopping is so bad they need lessons from the Princess of Wales.

5ft 8"....I'm right aren't I sir?

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

nicanary said:

Anyone else spot the photo of Archie and George in the funeral parlour? That photoshopping is so bad they need lessons from the Princess of Wales.

5ft 8"....I'm right aren't I sir?

I can just hear Roy Hudd saying that. Great guy, I'm sure he was a lovely man.

[cuprabob]

Bit disappointed that Wacky hasn't told us that the actress playing Demi was also a love interest for Steve back in the late 90s when she played the character Rachel Forbes.