Match.com (Vol. 7)
Discussion
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
I always find comparing private parts very weird tbh. That's what girls do on a girls night out drunkenly. It's what guys to a lesser degree do on a Friday night at the local. But to actually tell you. That's just not on. lol - it wasn't too big for her to not want to marry him. (Sorry).Blown2CV said:
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
Start comparing her fanny to your various exes’Petrus1983 said:
I always find comparing private parts very weird tbh. That's what girls do on a girls night out drunkenly. It's what guys to a lesser degree do on a Friday night at the local. But to actually tell you. That's just not on. lol - it wasn't too big for her to not want to marry him. (Sorry).
It’s just not cricket!Btw the bloke that comes picks the kids up at the weekend, not only does he earn double your wage his cocks massive. But don’t worry, yours is perfect
I wouldn’t mind but I wasn’t asking for an IMDb rating
Secret lemonade drinker said:
It’s just not cricket!
Btw the bloke that comes picks the kids up at the weekend, not only does he earn double your wage his cocks massive. But don’t worry, yours is perfect
I wouldn’t mind but I wasn’t asking for an IMDb rating
Lol - reminds me of a random story from my ex Texan father in law. He said "you can shag your next door neighbours wife and he'll forgive you, but if you ever make a dollar more than him he'll never speak to you again." Btw the bloke that comes picks the kids up at the weekend, not only does he earn double your wage his cocks massive. But don’t worry, yours is perfect
I wouldn’t mind but I wasn’t asking for an IMDb rating
Double your wage - that's a lower blow than the previous dick move.
Motoring12345 said:
I'm a creative in my early 30's and I live in London so I've had a colourful dating life. I don't actually have issues with meeting women or hooking up. I'm just really really f
king heartbroken because I had it all and I fked it up. That's the main issue. I'm in therapy and I'm going through the pain and all the emotions so I can be present and take away the right lessons. I had an amazing 2.5 years with my ex and I will cherish the memories.
Yeah, you defo need to go through a ‘swipe right on everything’ stage and walk through a few new & unfamiliar town centres at 5.30am looking for the train station. king heartbroken because I had it all and I fked it up. That's the main issue. I'm in therapy and I'm going through the pain and all the emotions so I can be present and take away the right lessons. I had an amazing 2.5 years with my ex and I will cherish the memories. Award the evening a bonus point if you find a 24hr McDonalds on your stroll, sit with a coffee waiting for the first train, and score another match or two whilst swiping right again.
Gigamoons said:
Motoring12345 said:
I'm a creative in my early 30's and I live in London so I've had a colourful dating life. I don't actually have issues with meeting women or hooking up. I'm just really really fking heartbroken because I had it all and I fked it up. That's the main issue. I'm in therapy and I'm going through the pain and all the emotions so I can be present and take away the right lessons. I had an amazing 2.5 years with my ex and I will cherish the memories.
Yeah, you defo need to go through a ‘swipe right on everything’ stage and walk through a few new & unfamiliar town centres at 5.30am looking for the train station. king heartbroken because I had it all and I fked it up. That's the main issue. I'm in therapy and I'm going through the pain and all the emotions so I can be present and take away the right lessons. I had an amazing 2.5 years with my ex and I will cherish the memories. Award the evening a bonus point if you find a 24hr McDonalds on your stroll, sit with a coffee waiting for the first train, and score another match or two whilst swiping right again.
Sat at the station waiting for the first train back to Cardiff on Sun morning, trying to remember how I actually got there!
Edited by PAUL.S. on Tuesday 14th May 23:13
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
Depends how long I'd been with her.She's lying and she's conscious that you've got a smaller todger than her ex.
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
well it would be nice if she simply complimented your dick and left it at that.......how would she like a similar 'last girlfriend had much nicer t*ts or gave better head (have found one that was particularly proud of her technique and got really pissy at my shrug of the shoulders)
Secret lemonade drinker said:
Blown2CV said:
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
Start comparing her fanny to your various exes’Blown2CV said:
Secret lemonade drinker said:
Blown2CV said:
Secret lemonade drinker said:
How would you guys react if your missy’s said her last bf had a tiny penis, that yours was perfect in size and then finished by saying because her ex husbands was way too big
Start comparing her fanny to your various exes’I've struggled on traditional dating website,apps so started using tinder. Two days on, chatting to a girl who ticks all my boxes and would definitely not have a chance in real life proper stunner.
Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
mickythefish said:
I've struggled on traditional dating website,apps so started using tinder. Two days on, chatting to a girl who ticks all my boxes and would definitely not have a chance in real life proper stunner.
Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
just say hey I was thinking we get on and I'd really like to meet up, what do you think?Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
Not forward or weird, they'd expect it tbh
mickythefish said:
I've struggled on traditional dating website,apps so started using tinder. Two days on, chatting to a girl who ticks all my boxes and would definitely not have a chance in real life proper stunner.
Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
Tinder is notorious for catfish and other scammers, just be mindful of such when things seem to good to be true, suggest meeting up asap, if they drag it out, find excuses then you may well be dealing with one.Just not sure how to take it forward as I like her a lot and don't want to come across desperate, as well as she is probably messaging loads of other blokes as well.
Hopefully she is the very rare genuine article.
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