Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[v9]

sospan said:

Several years ago I was at a rugby cup final in Cardiff. Went on a club bus trip. After the match we waited for the bus to pick us up on the main road passing the castle entrance. Across the road was a girl who was a “character”. Held the club record for a yard of ale, came with us to away matches etc
A big built girl. She spotted us and shouted across....
They’re miserable barstewards up here so lets liven them up...
She lifted her t-shirt, no bra, jumped up and down...
Her boobs were in proportion with her larger than average body and posed a hazard to anyone close by.
She was definitely a character and became clun sec and toned down her antics. Saw her a couple of weeks ago while walking the dog. We had a chat about the good old days.

This reminds me of a friend of mine from a postgrad university course many years ago. Heading out into town for a celebratory post graduation meal with a bunch of mates, she was walking past a large plate glass window of an exceptionally fancy restaurant. She decided (or more probably the champagne inside her did) that it would be a most excellent idea to treat the diners to a viewing of her very fine boobs, so lifted her shirt and pressed them to the window. She was, of course, unaware which restaurant had been booked to host the evening’s celebration. Have a guess which one it was?

[ShredderXLE]

The left one?

[The Don of Croy]

Just seen this on the UPS shipping website;



Does nobody check these things?

[Stealthracer]

DodgyGeezer said:

Carve Her Name With Lion.

[DodgyGeezer]

Stealthracer said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Carve Her Name With Lion.

Works (phonetically) with some actors too... Amber (stupid)Cow

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Barnsie said:

sospan said:

Several years ago I was at a rugby cup final in Cardiff. Went on a club bus trip. After the match we waited for the bus to pick us up on the main road passing the castle entrance. Across the road was a girl who was a “character”. Held the club record for a yard of ale, came with us to away matches etc
A big built girl. She spotted us and shouted across....
They’re miserable barstewards up here so lets liven them up...
She lifted her t-shirt, no bra, jumped up and down...
Her boobs were in proportion with her larger than average body and posed a hazard to anyone close by.
She was definitely a character and became clun sec and toned down her antics. Saw her a couple of weeks ago while walking the dog. We had a chat about the good old days.

So, did she get them out for old time's sake?

Are you...
Can you possibly be....
My Hero!

[Catweazle]

Stealthracer said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Carve Her Name With Lion.

Whale of Rock.

[tvrolet]

Catweazle said:

Stealthracer said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Carve Her Name With Lion.

Whale of Rock.

Coyote of Brothers
Married to the Emu

[ajprice]

tvrolet said:

Catweazle said:

Stealthracer said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Carve Her Name With Lion.

Whale of Rock.

Coyote of Brothers
Married to the Emu

Elk of New York

[Huff]

'Sex, lies & videota...'

nah:

Twitter

[S2r]

[john2443]

Someone edited the sign. (Look on the white sign if you need a clue!)

[NoddyonNitrous]

[Fallingup]

[HTP99]

S2r said:

My colleague was emailed a picture by a customer of his, of their dash asking what the light meant and what to do, it was the low fuel warning light!

[Frimley111R]

HTP99 said:

S2r said:

My colleague was emailed a picture by a customer of his, of their dash asking what the light meant and what to do, it was the low fuel warning light!

A guy came back in to the MoT test place I was in saying there was a red light on the dashboard now. It was the handbrake light. He had never used it!

[MartG]

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[stevesingo]

[Baron Greenback]

stevesingo said:

V good