A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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WarrenB

2,434 posts

119 months

Monday 29th April
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dundarach said:
HTP99 said:
As a tribute I'll do doughnuts on the local park, wrecking the grass!
Total stbags who care about nothing except themselves
There's more and more green spaces being torn up by s like this round me. fks me right off.

Locally one of them bowed to natural selection, got leathered in a pub and lost a high speed fight with a wall. Was underage, not wearing a helmet... Of course he was a hard working lad, wouldn't harm a fly etc.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

eldar

21,854 posts

197 months

Monday 29th April
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Road2Ruin said:
I loved opposite a couple many years ago, that used to constantly argue and in a very load and sweary way. They eventually moved out, but her parting shot, as she walked down the path to the van they had hired,was telling her partner "I am going to end you"....
Fan of council sex, council.

Megaflow

9,472 posts

226 months

Monday 29th April
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ninepoint2 said:
Krhuangbin said:
Don1 said:
Once again, litter, or the lack of pride in your surroundings. Just back from visiting step daughter outside Glasgow and you could really tell the difference between people who cared and those that don’t on the estate (and hence bringing it all down).

As ever, council is a state of mind.
On this theme - just popped into my local spoons (yeah yeah) for a quick cheapo pint and catch up on emails.

Those that leave states like this behind. Animals

Sums up society these days very well
Yep. I went to B&Q recently and somebody had put their trolley sideways across the trolley pay and then connected the chain thing to get their pound back. They literally did more work to get the pound back than doing it properly and caused problems for everyone else.

Special kind of asshole that is. World seems to be full of them sadly.

gtidriver

3,362 posts

188 months

Monday 29th April
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A friend of mine was a Manager at a B&Q and told me about the time that people damaged the customers toilet so it was placed out of order. Children used the display toilets instead and someone took a st in a display wardrobe. what freaked him the most was there was a the huge turd but no toilet roll. yuck.

Dan Singh

883 posts

51 months

Monday 29th April
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gtidriver said:
A friend of mine was a Manager at a B&Q and told me about the time that people damaged the customers toilet so it was placed out of order. Children used the display toilets instead and someone took a st in a display wardrobe. what freaked him the most was there was a the huge turd but no toilet roll. yuck.
While at university my son works part time in Wickes. When he was at the Dartford branch, someone shat in one of the bathroom display toilets.

ChemicalChaos

10,412 posts

161 months

Monday 29th April
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This has just popped up being shared around Facebook...

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/ZyGj2CW5rPLcgh1z/

Yay, how cute... Lots more pointless plastic pollution for a stupid fking attention seeking social media post!

Brilad

595 posts

190 months

Tuesday 30th April
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mickk said:
Reporting things as council - council.
Infinitely recursive loops - council.

Jonmx

2,548 posts

214 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Billy Vunipola engaging in full Council mode. Almost every box ticked.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/29/bill...


mac96

3,814 posts

144 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Jonmx said:
Billy Vunipola engaging in full Council mode. Almost every box ticked.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/29/bill...
It was a 'misunderstanding!!!'

andyeds1234

2,301 posts

171 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Brilad said:
mickk said:
Reporting things as council - council.
Infinitely recursive loops - council.
rofl

Rich Boy Spanner

1,343 posts

131 months

Tuesday 30th April
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This might be a bit authoritarian but I would agree with the lazy feckless dirty, littering wastes of space being rounded up and used for forced labour. All so that those who actually do give a damn can live in a decent society. I know it's a bit extreme, but you know what, they deserve it the selfish pricks.

Fallingup

1,563 posts

99 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Swearing - Council.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,408 posts

181 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
bks.

DodgyGeezer

40,613 posts

191 months

Tuesday 30th April
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mac96 said:
Jonmx said:
Billy Vunipola engaging in full Council mode. Almost every box ticked.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/29/bill...
It was a 'misunderstanding!!!'

eldar

21,854 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th April
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
bks.
Big hairy ones?

CanAm

9,290 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
If by fking swearing you mean fking sticking fk or its fking derivatives between every other fking word you are absofkinglutely spot on. On the other hand, if you want a master class in the proper use of swearing, then I suggest you listen to that excellent wordsmith, Stephen Fry.

classicaholic

1,742 posts

71 months

Tuesday 30th April
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mac96 said:
Jonmx said:
Billy Vunipola engaging in full Council mode. Almost every box ticked.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/29/bill...
It was a 'misunderstanding!!!'
Promising footballer!

Megaflow

9,472 posts

226 months

Tuesday 30th April
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CanAm said:
Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
If by fking swearing you mean fking sticking fk or its fking derivatives between every other fking word you are absofkinglutely spot on. On the other hand, if you want a master class in the proper use of swearing, then I suggest you listen to that excellent wordsmith, Stephen Fry.
For fks sake

Cliftonite

8,417 posts

139 months

eldar

21,854 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Megaflow said:
CanAm said:
Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
If by fking swearing you mean fking sticking fk or its fking derivatives between every other fking word you are absofkinglutely spot on. On the other hand, if you want a master class in the proper use of swearing, then I suggest you listen to that excellent wordsmith, Stephen Fry.
For fks sake
George Carlin on the usage of the fk.

https://youtu.be/xZkb4TPI-Lo?si=K2HavTGYwxHSuY5Q