A bit council (Vol 6)

[CanAm]

Megaflow said:

CanAm said:

Fallingup said:

Swearing - Council.

If by fking swearing you mean fking sticking fk or its fking derivatives between every other fking word you are absofkinglutely spot on. On the other hand, if you want a master class in the proper use of swearing, then I suggest you listen to that excellent wordsmith, Stephen Fry.

For fks sake

Well, bloŵ me down! I am impressed that the PH software even spotted one in a tmesis.

[Spare tyre]

Quad bikes? Council?

https://youtu.be/kMwY-SGMHr8?si=7uuY8ZQLFJt22XtY

[eldar]

CanAm said:

Well, blo? me down! I am impressed that the PH software even spotted one in a tmesis.

It doesn't Variable line wrap...

[nuyorican]

Spare tyre said:

Quad bikes? Council?

https://youtu.be/kMwY-SGMHr8?si=7uuY8ZQLFJt22XtY

Yes. Unless you’re a farmer.

Edit: That roaster again! What is it with these morons who think the entire world deserves to hear their constant stream of consciousness bilge.

Edited by nuyorican on Wednesday 1st May 20:26

[nismocat]

Fallingup said:

Swearing - Council.

My Australian mates add fk or fking every other word. It's like they all have tourettes.

They also say a hell of a lot. "All right " "You " but it's just a greeting like saying mate. They also birp a lot.

Australia - council.

[CanAm]

nismocat said:

Fallingup said:

Swearing - Council.

My Australian mates add fk or fking every other word. It's like they all have tourettes.

They also say a hell of a lot. "All right " "You " but it's just a greeting like saying mate. They also birp a lot.

Australia - council.

And "bd" too. There was an old cricket tale of an English batsman complaining to the umpire about this; the Aussie skipper gathered his team and said, "OK, which one of youse bds called this pommie bd a bd?"

[dukeboy749r]

nismocat said:

Fallingup said:

Swearing - Council.

My Australian mates add fk or fking every other word. It's like they all have tourettes.

They also say a hell of a lot. "All right " "You " but it's just a greeting like saying mate. They also [b]birp[\b] a lot.

Australia - council.

Surely burp?

Maybe they do so due to downing tinnies too much and the swearing is a way of vocalising their constant frustration at having indigestion?

[Spare tyre]

Poor old ant is having fun again

https://youtu.be/jqlWqMhjk9U?si=QXD7wwCWzEYSLC_Z



He is known for terrorising people, it’s all a mystery to me

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4662864.brothers-...

[KAgantua]

Spare tyre said:

Poor old ant is having fun again

https://youtu.be/jqlWqMhjk9U?si=QXD7wwCWzEYSLC_Z



He is known for terrorising people, it’s all a mystery to me

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4662864.brothers-...

Jesus, hes 35??? I had him pegged as late forties/ fifties minimum... a hard life indeed...

[Richtea1970]

KAgantua said:

Jesus, hes 35??? I had him pegged as late forties/ fifties minimum... a hard life indeed...

That’s what a crack addiction does to you.

[the-norseman]

Him again, he needs a white jacket with long tie able arms.

[Spare tyre]

More woes for young Anthony

https://youtu.be/_3xSitv1cwc?si=6Qui5YltDHuuQeyD

https://youtu.be/G8zvyqqr_5s?si=dZGob7ZY_MZcuTNE

[The Gauge]

Tis paddling pool season on the Isle of councillia

[CanAm]

Spare tyre said:

More woes for young Anthony

Sorry, who is this pillock?

[MadCaptainJack]

The Gauge said:

Tis paddling pool season on the Isle of councillia

Wouldn't it be a shame if someone tied one end of a length of paracord to the pool owner's car, and the other end to a structural element of the pool?

[Spare tyre]

CanAm said:

Spare tyre said:

More woes for young Anthony

Sorry, who is this pillock?

He is local to me

Moved across to the other side of town, in his younger days him and his brother terrorised a housing estate making life awful for normal folk

He has a chip on his shoulder with police and general rules

He is known for driving his jimny where he likes https://youtu.be/H2iwEKm27iA?si=ssrU3L2rjih7Ivqi

Or just driving his quad all over the forest

He also films himself in a shop admitting to shop lifting

If it wasn’t for my previous knowledge of the goon I’d say his YouTube channel was a comedy skit

Well worth a watch in a misery porn sort of way

[CanAm]

Spare tyre said:

CanAm said:

Spare tyre said:

More woes for young Anthony

Sorry, who is this pillock?

He is local to me

Moved across to the other side of town, in his younger days him and his brother terrorised a housing estate making life awful for normal folk

He has a chip on his shoulder with police and general rules

He is known for driving his jimny where he likes https://youtu.be/H2iwEKm27iA?si=ssrU3L2rjih7Ivqi

Or just driving his quad all over the forest

He also films himself in a shop admitting to shop lifting

If it wasn’t for my previous knowledge of the goon I’d say his YouTube channel was a comedy skit

Well worth a watch in a misery porn sort of way

Thanks for that; sadly, he seems to have lots of admiring followers.

[Spare tyre]

CanAm said:

Spare tyre said:

CanAm said:

Spare tyre said:

More woes for young Anthony

Sorry, who is this pillock?

He is local to me

Moved across to the other side of town, in his younger days him and his brother terrorised a housing estate making life awful for normal folk

He has a chip on his shoulder with police and general rules

He is known for driving his jimny where he likes https://youtu.be/H2iwEKm27iA?si=ssrU3L2rjih7Ivqi

Or just driving his quad all over the forest

He also films himself in a shop admitting to shop lifting

If it wasn’t for my previous knowledge of the goon I’d say his YouTube channel was a comedy skit

Well worth a watch in a misery porn sort of way

Thanks for that; sadly, he seems to have lots of admiring followers.

N dey no there writes

Pigs r big gang

[DodgyGeezer]

Possibly NSFW depending on sensitivity. Absolutely council though!

[Richtea1970]

DodgyGeezer said:

Possibly NSFW depending on sensitivity. Absolutely council though!

My first thought was ‘Her hands are all wrong, looks like she’s got little claws rather than hands’. Would have thought that the body artiste would have had more pride in their work if trying to be anatomically correct?