Cybertruck LMFAO

[fatbutt]

LivLL said:

I’m wondering where it’s all gone wrong at Tesla. Clearly they have some fantastic Engineers and designers and a huge pile of cash reserves but something is rotten there and I can quite put my finger on what it is.

Have you not sat in a ford F150, dodge 1500, etc.? The build quality is laughably bad. Tesla are US standard which is pretty poor by german/ japanese standards. Lots of reasons US best sellers don't sell or can't be sold outside of the US.

[LivLL]

I'm not really interested in how rubbish an F150 might be, this is about the Cybertruk.

It has some very well engineered mechanicals covered in a awful quality skin and interior parts. Fixing a dangerous safety issue with a pop rivet and then even cocking up that simple solution in practice - it's all a little strange for the company.

[FourWheelDrift]

Gone fishing said:

They’ve already said it’s not coming to Europe in its current form, it can’t meet the regulations.

As for testing before shipping, that’s what customers are for in the Tesla world

Cybertruck in Norway

[Gone fishing]

FourWheelDrift said:

Gone fishing said:

They’ve already said it’s not coming to Europe in its current form, it can’t meet the regulations.

As for testing before shipping, that’s what customers are for in the Tesla world

Cybertruck in Norway

It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy

[loudlashadjuster]

Love my truck to [checks notes] wound me seriously

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads...

[hidetheelephants]

Some bellend decided to go one better than all the other bellends who were videoing their Cybertruck frunk lid chopping up vegetables and put his finger in there instead.

[Jader1973]

Gone fishing said:

It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy

There is one touring Australia too. They’ll never sell it here either.

[skwdenyer]

Jader1973 said:

Gone fishing said:

It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy

There is one touring Australia too. They’ll never sell it here either.

Is Australia not one place that such things *can* be sold, given that it doesn't breach any of the Australian design rules, and is exempt from car-style crash testing on account of its gross weight? All it would require, AIUI, is a conversion to RHD, something pretty easy to do thanks to the steer-by-wire system.

[FourWheelDrift]

American version of Cock Piss Partridge.

https://new.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cput...

[ajprice]

Engineering Explained on the 911 vs Cybertruck towing a 911 drag race.

[loudlashadjuster]

Oh dear…

[FourWheelDrift]

So they are pissing him about and he still wants to buy another Tesla, fool and their money.

Oh and one of the big unique features of the Tesla is being removed, you will not be able to run Steam games on the screens.

[ajprice]

Machine polished body, not a wrap.

[ChocolateFrog]

Highlights the ripples in the panels nicely.

[ChocolateFrog]

Hoovie towed a Delorean behind his Cybertruck and the latter made the former look like it was put together by Lexus.

[ChocolateFrog]

hidetheelephants said:

Some bellend decided to go one better than all the other bellends who were videoing their Cybertruck frunk lid chopping up vegetables and put his finger in there instead.

That was hilarious and does nothing to dispel the notion of Americans and their low IQ's.

[FourWheelDrift]

ChocolateFrog said:

Hoovie towed a Delorean behind his Cybertruck and the latter made the former look like it was put together by Lexus.

That really shows up the st Tesla build quality. And he paid an extra $20k for self driving but it doesn't have it yet and doesn't know when he will either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRioLg7F_EI

[Ken_Code]

FourWheelDrift said:

That really shows up the st Tesla build quality. And he paid an extra $20k for self driving but it doesn't have it yet and doesn't know when he will either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRioLg7F_EI

I paid for self-driving on my Model S. not only were the hoped for / promised features not available by the time I got it, they’d even removed some that had worked on the test drive.