Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)
Discussion
generationx said:
Anonymous John said:
Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
God yes, she’s a smug b"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
hgenerationx said:
Anonymous John said:
Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
God yes, she’s a smug b"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
h
(She slags off Dave & then pretends to drink from an empty mug).
Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 18th May 12:36
Milkyway said:
generationx said:
Anonymous John said:
Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
God yes, she’s a smug b"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
h(She slags off Dave & then pretends to drink from an empty mug).
Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 18th May 12:36
Verisure home security: Is this what sells these days?
https://www.decisionmarketing.co.uk/reviews/verisu...
https://www.decisionmarketing.co.uk/reviews/verisu...
Anonymous John said:
Verisure home security: Is this what sells these days?
https://www.decisionmarketing.co.uk/reviews/verisu...
That is very scathing.https://www.decisionmarketing.co.uk/reviews/verisu...
Air-up, I've got absolutely no idea what they are selling. I guess their genius idea is to pique my interest and for me to hit google. Well I'm contrary like that, there's no chance of that occurring.
However, my main gripe, and this seems to be creeping into a lot of ads for "ladies things" is, whilst I'm admittedly a pervert, my particular kinks have nothing to do with watching women having a st whilst on the fking khazi. 
Have a word with yourself ad gurus, and show some decency.
However, my main gripe, and this seems to be creeping into a lot of ads for "ladies things" is, whilst I'm admittedly a pervert, my particular kinks have nothing to do with watching women having a s
t whilst on the fking khazi. Have a word with yourself ad gurus, and show some decency.
Milkyway said:
generationx said:
Anonymous John said:
Verisure.
"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
God yes, she’s a smug b"If they fancied your house Dave, we're all in trouble,"
Not necessarily. He might be a drug dealer, and a rival wanted his stash/illicit cash.
h(She slags off Dave & then pretends to drink from an empty mug).
CoolHands said:
There always seem to be a huge number of washing liquid, fabric conditioner, washing tabs etc on. Must be huge profit margin in it. Usain Bolt now doing a Persil one.
And Febreze. Lots of Febreze, in all sorts of surprising formats, even included in a washing tablet.The world will be a more fragrant place. Or we'll all be completely overcome by the smell of Febreze.
I wonder why adverts for cleaning products show people doing a really poor job of cleaning? Nothing on a kitchen floor is ever moved out of the way, like a stool or a bin, they just go around it, the dirty bds. Ditto windows and worktops, everything just gets a quick circular wipe in the centre of the surface, as if nothing was square or rectangular, corners don't exist in advert land.
Then there's the mattress and pillow adverts, nobody uses bedding, they sleep directly on the surface of the mattress or pillow, no sheets or duvet!?
ds. Ditto windows and worktops, everything just gets a quick circular wipe in the centre of the surface, as if nothing was square or rectangular, corners don't exist in advert land. Then there's the mattress and pillow adverts, nobody uses bedding, they sleep directly on the surface of the mattress or pillow, no sheets or duvet!?
The Irish lass sitting on the bog and using a jar of water to demonstrate how good her incontinence pads are. There's another one which keeps blocking my You Tube watches with another lass sitting on the bog and the sound of a heavy peeing going on (don't even know what product it's about as I immediately press skip).
Then the two girls in the gym talking about bulky pee pants and such like. It's just too effing much information, I'm sorry for the girls and their sanitary issues but I just do not want to know about it (and my missus feels even more strongly about them before I get accused of a lack of empathy/emotional intelligence ).
I mean imagine a cream ad for blokes with itchy knobs or something, you really do not want to know the mechanics beyond being informed there's a product which might just help.
Then the two girls in the gym talking about bulky pee pants and such like. It's just too effing much information, I'm sorry for the girls and their sanitary issues but I just do not want to know about it (and my missus feels even more strongly about them before I get accused of a lack of empathy/emotional intelligence ).
I mean imagine a cream ad for blokes with itchy knobs or something, you really do not want to know the mechanics beyond being informed there's a product which might just help.
Richard-390a0 said:
What's that air-up advert about?. Use our bottle & pee like horse dominating the rest room!?! Who puts stuff on the floor in the work loo as well !!
I think that must be the one I referenced above, something about drinking lots of water from one of those sports bottles and a lass sitting with knickers around her ankles pissing liking a flipping fire hose? It's bloody weirdDermot O'Logical said:
And Febreze. Lots of Febreze, in all sorts of surprising formats, even included in a washing tablet.
The world will be a more fragrant place. Or we'll all be completely overcome by the smell of Febreze.
Don’t get me started on Febreze. “Use this spray to cover up all the bad smells in your house”.The world will be a more fragrant place. Or we'll all be completely overcome by the smell of Febreze.
No, here’s a better idea - just clean your bloody house you filthy, lazy sluggards.
Deranged Rover said:
Dermot O'Logical said:
And Febreze. Lots of Febreze, in all sorts of surprising formats, even included in a washing tablet.
The world will be a more fragrant place. Or we'll all be completely overcome by the smell of Febreze.
Don’t get me started on Febreze. “Use this spray to cover up all the bad smells in your house”.The world will be a more fragrant place. Or we'll all be completely overcome by the smell of Febreze.
No, here’s a better idea - just clean your bloody house you filthy, lazy sluggards.
Does your house contain a natural and harmless smell that you don't particularly like, such as cooking cabbage or cat farts?
Why not replace it with a potentially carcinogenic chemical which smells just as unpleasant, albeit different? And give us your cash for the privilege.
Instead of just opening a window.
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