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bobtail4x4

3,731 posts

111 months

Friday 17th May
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"carpet fitter needed this afternoon to fit one bedroom !! "

and people offer to come round

119

6,885 posts

38 months

Friday 17th May
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paulguitar said:
r3g said:
My missus of 11 years come from MSN chat !
You must have been really good at it.
laugh

Hugo Stiglitz

37,292 posts

213 months

Friday 17th May
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bobtail4x4 said:
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"carpet fitter needed this afternoon to fit one bedroom !! "

and people offer to come round
Cash in hand dole types no doubt. Give me 30 quid luv.

Riley Blue

21,078 posts

228 months

Saturday 18th May
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Genuine advert on a local FB page:

"Stuck for Fathers Day present ?

Ear syringing vouchers available from £30 .

Retired Nurse with 20 years experience 07xxx xxxxxx"

gruffgriff

1,603 posts

245 months

Saturday 18th May
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So which is it? An apartment or a town house? Talk about gilding the static 'van!!



HTP99

22,680 posts

142 months

Saturday 18th May
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gruffgriff said:
So which is it? An apartment or a town house? Talk about gilding the static 'van!!


Looks like a static caravan in a car park!

WarrenB

2,457 posts

120 months

Sunday 19th May
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One of my customers has just phoned because she's got slow internet at home. I don't do home/private call outs.

'I've asked on Facebook if anyone else has slow Sky Internet, and someone said that her Virgin Media stopped working after the northern lights so I should get it checked out'.

Told her to phone Sky.

smithyithy

7,271 posts

120 months

Monday 20th May
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The usual rants on our local group about psychopaths walking their dogs in the brutal, fatal heat over the weekend. It was 23 degrees...

One poster claiming it actually peaked at 30 degree in our area on Sunday (it didn't), another claiming they were distraught at the sight of dogs panting (that thing they naturally do because they can't sweat like humans), and another absolute fat-free yoghurt of a man claiming he'll confront ANYONE he sees walking their dog in such unbearable heat and give them a mouthful laugh

HTP99

22,680 posts

142 months

Monday 20th May
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smithyithy said:
The usual rants on our local group about psychopaths walking their dogs in the brutal, fatal heat over the weekend. It was 23 degrees...

One poster claiming it actually peaked at 30 degree in our area on Sunday (it didn't), another claiming they were distraught at the sight of dogs panting (that thing they naturally do because they can't sweat like humans), and another absolute fat-free yoghurt of a man claiming he'll confront ANYONE he sees walking their dog in such unbearable heat and give them a mouthful laugh
There are some real tards out there when it comes to this subject, good job they didn't venture over to Virginia Water on Sunday, plenty of dogs out and about, including 2 of mine, yes it was warm but far from too warm!

thetapeworm

11,339 posts

241 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Jordie Barretts sock

4,742 posts

21 months

Tuesday 21st May
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rofl


lord trumpton

7,486 posts

128 months

Tuesday 21st May
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This type of ste is typical of our local village group


Nickp82

3,221 posts

95 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Oh no my car has some grass cuttings on it, do I spend the next two minutes hosing them off or do I completely over react via social media?


lord trumpton

7,486 posts

128 months

Tuesday 21st May
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What a fking rarsclart

Jordie Barretts sock

4,742 posts

21 months

Tuesday 21st May
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lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?

lord trumpton

7,486 posts

128 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?
Nope but possibly I meant raasclaat or rasclat. Rarsclart is an Indian variant of the Jamaican pair from above

Either one of the three mean the same thing - arse cloth

andygo

6,832 posts

257 months

Tuesday 21st May
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the-norseman said:
Drove to work this morning at 6am, light dusting of fog certainly not requiring fog lights but thought to myself cant wait for the fog light brigade on Facebook.

Around 8am a post moaning about people not using their fog lights, the chap is now copying and pasting the same reply to everybody about how "fog acts very different at different altitudes" . Neither me or other residents of MK were aware that we had a tall mountain range in MK.
We have the Snow Dome. (Or whatever it's called).

Jordie Barretts sock

4,742 posts

21 months

Tuesday 21st May
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lord trumpton said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?
Nope but possibly I meant raasclaat or rasclat. Rarsclart is an Indian variant of the Jamaican pair from above

Either one of the three mean the same thing - arse cloth
Well, we both meant the same thing!

lord trumpton

7,486 posts

128 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
Jordie Barretts sock said:
lord trumpton said:
What a fking rarsclart
Would that be rassclart?
Nope but possibly I meant raasclaat or rasclat. Rarsclart is an Indian variant of the Jamaican pair from above

Either one of the three mean the same thing - arse cloth
Well, we both meant the same thing!
beer

the-norseman

12,562 posts

173 months

Wednesday 22nd May
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andygo said:
We have the Snow Dome. (Or whatever it's called).
Xscape