Adrian Newey to Ferrari? Is it possible?

Adrian Newey to Ferrari? Is it possible?

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HardtopManual

2,452 posts

168 months

Thursday 16th May
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TheDeuce said:
~I couldn't agree more - just surprised to see it being taken out on a wet day as I know mostly that's avoided.
My Ferrari (sadly not a 250) is currently covered in road grime on the drive - even the bloke at the MoT station commented that "it doesn't look very loved". Mechanically, yes. Externally, what's the point, someone will always come along and put their door into it at the supermarket.

thegreenhell

15,652 posts

221 months

Thursday 16th May
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Imagine all the cool stories you could tell your grandkids about how clean you kept your Ferrari.

Or

Imagine all the cool stories you could tell your grandkids about how you used to drive your Ferrari.

RichB

51,801 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th May
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thegreenhell said:
Imagine all the cool stories you could tell your grandkids about how clean you kept your Ferrari.

Or

Imagine all the cool stories you could tell your grandkids about how you used to drive your Ferrari.
Strangely, it is possible to enjoy driving your cars and enjoy keeping them clean. biglaugh

HardtopManual

2,452 posts

168 months

Friday 17th May
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RichB said:
Strangely, it is possible to enjoy driving your cars and enjoy keeping them clean. biglaugh
Not in England!

PlywoodPascal

4,377 posts

23 months

Friday 17th May
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HardtopManual said:
RichB said:
Strangely, it is possible to enjoy driving your cars and enjoy keeping them clean. biglaugh
Not in England!
But if you enjoy keeping them clean, the more you drive them, the dirtier they will get, and the more opportunities for enjoyment of cleaning you will have.
It's a virtuous circle.

Until it consumes you, that is.

My friend used to be a successful dog stylist, successful enough to support a couple of Ferraris. He drove them and he cleaned them and he drove them and cleaned, and he was happy. Whilst it remained a hobby, that is.

It soon became compulsion, then a canker, and ultimately a crisis. He wouldn't look at a dog anymore. His life was just a series of drives to Halfords for car cleaning products, and then sponge-fuelled cleaning binges. He didn't stop at 2 buckets, he had 12. He disregarded usage instructions and used entire bottles of shampoo per wash. He bought a hoover to hoover the hoover he used to hoover the interior.

Soon, he was spending all his cash on lambswool mitts, ceramic treatments, distilled water, and those little cotton wool pads that you only use to take off eye makeup or apply car detailing stuff. He neglected to eat, to sleep, to wash himself, even (though he always had clean hands).

The story doesn't have a good ending, and it's becoming painful to tell, plus the tears that will soon come will leave unpleasant crusty salty marks on my desk. I couldn't stand them, they remind me too much of my friend and his abhorrence of water marks. So here, I must end. But, I beg you, please just get professional to clean your car.

Gary C

12,586 posts

181 months

Friday 17th May
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Meanwhile

back at the AN household....


Still Mulling

12,610 posts

179 months

Friday 17th May
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PlywoodPascal said:
HardtopManual said:
RichB said:
Strangely, it is possible to enjoy driving your cars and enjoy keeping them clean. biglaugh
Not in England!
A tale of H2woe.

HardtopManual

2,452 posts

168 months

Friday 17th May
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PlywoodPascal said:
<stuff about a dog stylist>
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Rotary Potato

276 posts

98 months

Friday 17th May
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PlywoodPascal said:
... a cracking yarn ...
Sounds a bit ruff on your friend.

Maxdecel

1,284 posts

35 months

Friday 17th May
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Just posted above "Newey expects to join another team" - ".....see if you can spot the slip of the tongue from Eddie Jordan. I'll say no more..." BBC Live text FP 2 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/formula1/69020343...
scratchchin

RichB

51,801 posts

286 months

Friday 17th May
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Maxdecel said:
Just posted above "Newey expects to join another team" - ".....see if you can spot the slip of the tongue from Eddie Jordan. I'll say no more..." BBC Live text FP 2 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/formula1/69020343...
scratchchin
Have you got a link to the video?

RichB

51,801 posts

286 months

TheDeuce

22,266 posts

68 months

Friday 17th May
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Maxdecel said:
Just posted above "Newey expects to join another team" - ".....see if you can spot the slip of the tongue from Eddie Jordan. I'll say no more..." BBC Live text FP 2 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/formula1/69020343...
scratchchin
From Zak... Who has plainly been on board with EJ brand bullst to ps off Horner since this whole thing began!

No... Newey is not going to go to McLaren. EJ made a joke, not an accidental slip.

thegreenhell

15,652 posts

221 months

Friday 17th May
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It amused me when EJ tried to get Zak on stage during the Newey interview, but Zak had already left the building...

TheDeuce

22,266 posts

68 months

Friday 17th May
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thegreenhell said:
It amused me when EJ tried to get Zak on stage during the Newey interview, but Zak had already left the building...
EJ 100% playing up to the media jolly that Newey is a free agent and it's all very exciting... All eyes on Newey! (and on his affiliated Yacht builder, gloss over that..)

He's already done the deal with Ferrari.

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Saturday 18th May
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TheDeuce said:
He's already done the deal with Ferrari.
I think so. And I hope so !!

I am convinced that both Lewis and Newey had signed on the basis that the other had/would if they did...

honda_exige

6,077 posts

208 months

Saturday 18th May
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Mercedes have just sacked their head of Aero development, suspicious timing ha.

Tazar

493 posts

194 months

Sunday 19th May
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Could Adrian Newey driving a Lotus 49 in this recent Monaco Historics be any clue to where he is going?

paulguitar

23,908 posts

115 months

Sunday 19th May
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Tazar said:
Could Adrian Newey driving a Lotus 49 in this recent Monaco Historics be any clue to where he is going?
Lotus ceased to exist after 2014, I think?