"Alarm Chirps"

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Cotty

39,642 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May
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TGCOTF-dewey said:
Can I add, action on release land mines and booby traps. They've even made films around the fallacy.

They're not designed to make you stand still until the hero can make their way to you and disarm it with a bayonet.
There is an entire film based on that, its called MINE
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3707104/

TGCOTF-dewey

5,249 posts

56 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Cotty said:
TGCOTF-dewey said:
Can I add, action on release land mines and booby traps. They've even made films around the fallacy.

They're not designed to make you stand still until the hero can make their way to you and disarm it with a bayonet.
There is an entire film based on that, its called MINE
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3707104/
That's the one I was thinking of... Couldn't remember the name.

Despite the terrible premise, I've seen worse war films.

joropug

2,598 posts

190 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Big bears of mine:

Incorrect number plates - Thread:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

No car has headrests, to see the people in the back presumably:



Plip Plip per post - in fact, Mercs can't do that they honk the horn.


Lack of ABS/Traction Control


Police cars have to come to a stop, particularly in the US, with four fully locked wheels, sideways.

CypSIdders

860 posts

155 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Whenever there is a scene involving motorcycles they invariably overdub the wrong type of engine noise.
e.g. A chase where the bikes are obviously, single cylinder, off road/enduro type, you'll get the sound of an IL4 screaming its nuts off.
Arghhhh!


parabolica

6,733 posts

185 months

Wednesday 1st May
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joropug said:
Big bears of mine:

Incorrect number plates - Thread:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

No car has headrests, to see the people in the back presumably:



Plip Plip per post - in fact, Mercs can't do that they honk the horn.


Lack of ABS/Traction Control


Police cars have to come to a stop, particularly in the US, with four fully locked wheels, sideways.
I always seem to notice the no-headrests thing as well; same with anything filmed "in" an airplane's interior - you can always tell it is a set by the amount of space between rows/height of the luggage bins. Also in cars, people "driving" but looking at their passenger for extended periods of time instead of looking at the road. Just one of those things we all accept as tosh but necessary for "the story".


CypSIdders

860 posts

155 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Two more.
A car chase, the inevitable close up of the gear stick, the driver wants to accelerate, why do they always change up instead of down?
A chase, on foot, why do the people being chased, always, without fail, go upwards, inevitably leading to the dead end on the roof?

CHLEMCBC

217 posts

18 months

Wednesday 1st May
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CypSIdders said:
A chase, on foot, why do the people being chased, always, without fail, go upwards, inevitably leading to the dead end on the roof?
Point Break?

DodgyGeezer

40,611 posts

191 months

Wednesday 1st May
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TO73074E said:
In American films or TV series at the end of phone a conversation, why do they never say "Goodbye"? They just put the phone down!
'interestingly' enough I used to work for a couple of Russian banks and they are total bds for this - end of convo and it's hang up, no niceties just 'click'

CHLEMCBC

217 posts

18 months

Wednesday 1st May
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A current peeve is scripts and production design clearly aimed at selling shoes based in UK to the US market. Fool me once is really irritating for that. Police computers using "licence plate" and not VRM, various things being said that no ex-squaddie (alright, she was Captain, but still) from Manchester would ever say, etc.

P2KKA

97 posts

61 months

Wednesday 1st May
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I'm surprised to not have hear the Wilhelm Scream mentioned.

Cotty

39,642 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May
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P2KKA said:
I'm surprised to not have hear the Wilhelm Scream mentioned.
I did at 1:35am

Flumpo

3,800 posts

74 months

Wednesday 1st May
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The obvious one that’s been done to death is breakfast. Everyone eating breakfast on tv prepares the breakfast buffet from a hotel. Then the kid grabs a slice of toast and goes out.

GliderRider

2,131 posts

82 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Every car on TV that ever came to a halt on gravel did so with wheels locked, skidding the last little bit.

GliderRider

2,131 posts

82 months

Wednesday 1st May
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DodgyGeezer said:
TO73074E said:
In American films or TV series at the end of phone a conversation, why do they never say "Goodbye"? They just put the phone down!
'interestingly' enough I used to work for a couple of Russian banks and they are total bds for this - end of convo and it's hang up, no niceties just 'click'
Standard on TV. Boss pays minion a compliment. Minion walks away saying nothing. Does anyone actually do this (Russians above excepted)?

Timothy Bucktu

15,279 posts

201 months

Wednesday 1st May
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I once fitted an aftermarket alarm into one of my bangers that made that exact blip blip chirp.

Sixpackpert

4,566 posts

215 months

Wednesday 1st May
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FiF said:
Or tyre squeals on loose surfaces.
Beat me to it, see every episode of The A-Team for examples.

SAB888

3,251 posts

208 months

Wednesday 1st May
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sicarumba said:
I find the intentional addition of camera shake to inject tension/drama or to simulate live action to be intensely irritating. I have no doubt it can be done correctly, though for it to be done correctly would mean it goes unnoticed. But in recent years it seems to have been increasingly either overdone to the point of being unable to see what's going on, or poorly done to the point of being obviously fake rather than the intended affect of the cameraman simply being unable to 'keep up with the action'. A perfect example of the latter, badly done and therefore obviously fake, is the American version of The Office. Constant focus shifting and zooming on a stationary person, all the time rocking up and down, left and right.

It's unfortunately a case of once seen cannot be unseen for me. I even find myself watching older films and noticing the distinct lack of artificial camera wobble, further annoying my wife with my observations even when none are to be seen. I watched Terminator Salvation for the 3rd or 4th time recently and was surprised at the fact I hadn't previously noticed the terrible camera shake, particularly in less dramatic scenes where, were they being filmed, a decent camera operator would have no trouble in holding steady.

And then, as with this post, I over explain to get my point across and end up sounding nerdy because it winds me up so much.
Totally agree with you on the camera shake and focus. I get really frustrated with shallow depth of field cameras where the background (usually) is blurred but sometimes it's so extreme that parts of someone's head are in focus and other parts are blurred, it's hideous to me anyway.

Some Gump

12,720 posts

187 months

Wednesday 1st May
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I enjoy some of these. The chirp chirp, Wilhelm scream, that eagle (knew it's exact noise when I read the sentence!).

Will add:
The "rusty gate" sound that was also used in the computer game Deus Ex.
"Train sound 1" that is featured in every old western with a train in it.
Occasionally, I'll notice a noise that was the shooting noise from Doom's final boss in a sci fi film as a sort of SFX just before or during an implosion. I think even Event Horizon has this.

..None of the above wind me up though. What does?
Car chase where the car is visibly out of control then they do a cut as if we won't notice?
Car chase scenes where the stunt man has taken 11 billion takes so the skid marks look like the end of the Monaco GP.
Bike chase scenes where the tyres change for each surface, but are blatently in shot (example: Mission Impossible, that slick / knobbly / slick / FML why am I sitting through this ste?)

Other amusements that are just amusing:
Tom Cruise stood on a box. He gets way shorter when he runs.

motco

15,981 posts

247 months

Wednesday 1st May
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FiF said:
Or tyre squeals on loose surfaces.
..or grass...

I've had many remote locking cars since about 1996 but not one has made a sound when being locked.

Flumpo

3,800 posts

74 months

Wednesday 1st May
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Some Gump said:
I enjoy some of these. The chirp chirp, Wilhelm scream, that eagle (knew it's exact noise when I read the sentence!).

Will add:
The "rusty gate" sound that was also used in the computer game Deus Ex.
"Train sound 1" that is featured in every old western with a train in it.
Occasionally, I'll notice a noise that was the shooting noise from Doom's final boss in a sci fi film as a sort of SFX just before or during an implosion. I think even Event Horizon has this.

..None of the above wind me up though. What does?
Car chase where the car is visibly out of control then they do a cut as if we won't notice?
Car chase scenes where the stunt man has taken 11 billion takes so the skid marks look like the end of the Monaco GP.
Bike chase scenes where the tyres change for each surface, but are blatently in shot (example: Mission Impossible, that slick / knobbly / slick / FML why am I sitting through this ste?)

Other amusements that are just amusing:
Tom Cruise stood on a box. He gets way shorter when he runs.
That doom final boss noise is ridiculous whenever I hear it. I wonder if it’s an industry in joke. Gas leak explosion on Eastenders? Yep doom noise. Giant oven turned on in a horror movie, yep doom noise.

Maybe it’s a free noise in the public domain anyone can use so gets everywhere wink