Local Facebook groups

[Sycamore]

Every FB group for every area is the same it seems

"Where can I buy easter eggs from"

"To the inconsiderate idiot on XYZ street having a fire on this sunny day. I have my washing out. Reporting to council"

"Anyone got any scrap metal they want collecting"

"Speed camera van on XYZ"

"Can anyone see that police helicopter - Hope everyone is ok"

"Anyone got any jobs for my 15 year old. Hard working grafter"

"Anyone have any old tights they don't want.... for my sons art project. Doesn't matter if worn."

Just add in loads of spelling mistakes or have the text posted over a random image of a birthday cake.

[anonymous-user]

I'm quite amazed that at the weekend a cat got run over and no one mentioned speeding cars. Of course, it may well have died of natural causes.

[wolfracesonic]

Se7enheaven said:

Yes, yes but what happened to flight 5390? Hope everyone’s ok.

[Zetec-S]

wolfracesonic said:

Yes, yes but what happened to flight 5390? Hope everyone’s ok.

Yes, sort of...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flig...

[hidetheelephants]

Zetec-S said:

wolfracesonic said:

Yes, yes but what happened to flight 5390? Hope everyone’s ok.

Yes, sort of...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flig...

Probably the most exciting to ever happen over Didcot.

[Flumpo]

hidetheelephants said:

Zetec-S said:

wolfracesonic said:

Yes, yes but what happened to flight 5390? Hope everyone’s ok.

Yes, sort of...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flig...

Probably the most exciting to ever happen over Didcot.

It’s lucky no one got sucked off.

[Zippee]

Latest exciting survey on ours... not offensive but wtf?

[Richtea1970]

Zippee said:

Latest exciting survey on ours... not offensive but wtf?

Tea Bagging? You could have all sorts of fun with that question

[Riley Blue]

Zippee said:

Latest exciting survey on ours... not offensive but wtf?

WTF indeed... https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[R6tty]

Another lost cat. Not got a screen shot but it says;

She is 8 months old petite torturous shell, spayed and chipped.

[Sycamore]

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

[Zippee]

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

[HTP99]

Zippee said:

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!

[anonymous-user]

HTP99 said:

Zippee said:

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!

Did they not notice it on their first tour of the place?!

[Jordie Barretts sock]

HTP99 said:

Zippee said:

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!

Err, we know. You don't need to explain to us.

[NRG1976]

HTP99 said:

Zippee said:

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!

…and here’s me thinking it was a slide for pigeons, thanks for clarifying.

[Skyedriver]

Flumpo said:

hidetheelephants said:

Zetec-S said:

wolfracesonic said:

Yes, yes but what happened to flight 5390? Hope everyone’s ok.

Yes, sort of...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flig...

Probably the most exciting to ever happen over Didcot.

It’s lucky no one got sucked off.

Repeated for posterity

[bodhi]

Latest one on ours is asking "whose" not paying for a TV license as the poster would like advice - they don't watch "Channel 1 and 2" so don't see why they should pay it.

I've asked if they watch 3,4 and 5 just for sts and giggles.

[ninepoint2]

pocketspring said:

HTP99 said:

Zippee said:

Sycamore said:

A waldrode or a Chester draws. Decisions decisions

Tell them to knock it out - they'll also benefit from a lovely new skylight

Are people really that fking stupid, its the roof line you morons!!

Did they not notice it on their first tour of the place?!

Yet again these people must need to be reminded when to breathe, scary stuff

[CoolHands]

This is quite topical. Some people take it seriously