Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Boydie88 said:
I imagine this guy will be along when his missus comes home and describes the petrol cap switching sides...
http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=12174409416364...
And she is allowed to drive on the road, in 2 ton of metal, at 70MPH, scary stuff.http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=12174409416364...
discussing spotify with Mrs Irocfan and step-daughter...
SD "oh spotify is great"
Mrs I "what's that then"
Me "legal music streaming service"
SD "Free, legal music streaming service"
Mrs I "hmmm sounds interesting, how much does it cost then?"
SD & Me "huh?"
Mrs I "how much does it cos... oh... free... ignore me please!"
SD "oh spotify is great"
Mrs I "what's that then"
Me "legal music streaming service"
SD "Free, legal music streaming service"
Mrs I "hmmm sounds interesting, how much does it cost then?"
SD & Me "huh?"
Mrs I "how much does it cos... oh... free... ignore me please!"
Mrs Scouse come out with a classic the other day.
I had always promised (but yet to oblige) to teach her map reading. The subject of a hand held compass was being discussed and she said to me..............
"I don't understand how you know where North is, the Red point of the needle usually points in a different direction from the N".
Oh how she looked at me once I had stopped laughing.
I had always promised (but yet to oblige) to teach her map reading. The subject of a hand held compass was being discussed and she said to me..............
"I don't understand how you know where North is, the Red point of the needle usually points in a different direction from the N".
Oh how she looked at me once I had stopped laughing.
I met Mrs B.J.W on Match back in 2013. After chatting for a bit we decided to meet up. For the first few dates I turned up/picked her up in my grubby old Silver Audi All-Road. Once things became a little more serious I booked a table for two at a nice little restaurant and picked her up for the first time in the Aston. I walked her to the passenger door and opened it for her - at which point she exclaimed in the welsh accent that I have come to love....
"I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
"I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
B.J.W said:
I met Mrs B.J.W on Match back in 2013. After chatting for a bit we decided to meet up. For the first few dates I turned up/picked her up in my grubby old Silver Audi All-Road. Once things became a little more serious I booked a table for two at a nice little restaurant and picked her up for the first time in the Aston. I walked her to the passenger door and opened it for her - at which point she exclaimed in the welsh accent that I have come to love....
"I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
"I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
B.J.W said:
I met Mrs B.J.W on Match back in 2013. After chatting for a bit we decided to meet up. For the first few dates I turned up/picked her up in my grubby old Silver Audi All-Road. Once things became a little more serious I booked a table for two at a nice little restaurant and picked her up for the first time in the Aston. I walked her to the passenger door and opened it for her - at which point she exclaimed in the welsh accent that I have come to love....
"I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
I had a similar thing. Used my A4 for the first few then on a nice day turned up in the Noble (I'd never mentioned it). The response was "that looks fking stupid" after I had pulled up."I'm sure this car had 4 doors the last time you picked me up in it"
At that point I decided that she was a keeper.
Shopping today, coversation goes like this.
She "Do you fancy a leg of lamb for Sunday"
Me "Why not two lamb chops, there is a lot on that leg for two people"
She looks at the chops and says "I don't fancy those chops, they have bones in".................
Bones, leg of lamb, how does she do it.
She "Do you fancy a leg of lamb for Sunday"
Me "Why not two lamb chops, there is a lot on that leg for two people"
She looks at the chops and says "I don't fancy those chops, they have bones in".................
Bones, leg of lamb, how does she do it.
The wife decided she wanted a new phone (currently has a Blackberry). Great me thinks that is one present sorted (you buy the phones over here). A Samsung she declared, 2 days later it was now an iPhone she wanted. When pressed she stated that the phone must have a good camera. She then finds that Nokia does a phone with a 20MP camera another one with a 41MP camera and both have free lifetime map updates. Then it is back to having another Blackberry.......
So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
IanUAE said:
The wife decided she wanted a new phone (currently has a Blackberry). Great me thinks that is one present sorted (you buy the phones over here). A Samsung she declared, 2 days later it was now an iPhone she wanted. When pressed she stated that the phone must have a good camera. She then finds that Nokia does a phone with a 20MP camera another one with a 41MP camera and both have free lifetime map updates. Then it is back to having another Blackberry.......
So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
Can't go wrong with an iPhone based on all of that. So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
Blown2CV said:
IanUAE said:
The wife decided she wanted a new phone (currently has a Blackberry). Great me thinks that is one present sorted (you buy the phones over here). A Samsung she declared, 2 days later it was now an iPhone she wanted. When pressed she stated that the phone must have a good camera. She then finds that Nokia does a phone with a 20MP camera another one with a 41MP camera and both have free lifetime map updates. Then it is back to having another Blackberry.......
So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
Can't go wrong with an iPhone based on all of that. So far I haven't bought her a new phone as whichever one I buy it will be the wrong one. I predict she will still have her current phone for the next 6 months.
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