drug dealer rant
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Somewhatfoolish

5,010 posts

212 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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z4, what you need to do is pressure your MP to get drugs made legal. Then they will be sold in respectable shops to respecatble folk, and these scallies will have to find some other career (which probably involves disability benefits, sofa, and jermey kyle). And of coruse it will help to change one of the most oppressive laws currently on the statute book.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

214 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Somewhatfoolish said:
z4, what you need to do is pressure your MP to get drugs made legal. Then they will be sold in respectable shops to respecatble folk, and these scallies will have to find some other career (which probably involves disability benefits, sofa, and jermey kyle). And of coruse it will help to change one of the most oppressive laws currently on the statute book.
lol.

z4chris99

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12,470 posts

205 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Somewhatfoolish said:
z4, what you need to do is pressure your MP to get drugs made legal. Then they will be sold in respectable shops to respecatble folk, and these scallies will have to find some other career (which probably involves disability benefits, sofa, and jermey kyle). And of coruse it will help to change one of the most oppressive laws currently on the statute book.
top idea... I'll get onto that.

I'm still looking putting them out of business, I watch blow last night all I have to do now is find a Colombian into a bit of export

MPowerMark

712 posts

232 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Chris, why don't you just go outside and buy some. You never know, you might like it.

Flat6er

1,741 posts

236 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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^^^^

It's quite morish.

z4chris99

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12,470 posts

205 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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I don't do coke.

I don't really care that they are dealing, more that they are fking loud. from noon to the early morning.

rohrl

8,984 posts

171 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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The thing that really fking annoys me about drug dealers is their poor timekeeping. Never met a punctual dealer, ever.

shirt

25,225 posts

227 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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He's never early, he's always late. First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.

I'm. Waiting for the man.

TinyCappo

2,106 posts

179 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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tell them you just saw one of them brandishing a gun

baz1985

3,685 posts

271 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Some public services are most efficiently delivered in Bradford!

4key

11,810 posts

174 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Where are they? Can you ask them if they deliver, i'll get rid of them for a while.

Oakey

27,973 posts

242 months

Saturday 1st September 2012
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Just heard a commotion outside and poked my head out the window to see three teenagers about 15-16yrs old excitedly celebrating scoring some weed; "we've got £1.50's worth.. that'll get us a few joints".

Last of the big spenders hehe

z4chris99

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12,470 posts

205 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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brilliant... three drug dealers drunk.. they start on 3 guys in suits..

guys in suits batter 4 shade of st out of them...

i get it all on video.

Dibble

13,260 posts

266 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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z4chris99 said:
brilliant... three drug dealers drunk.. they start on 3 guys in suits..

guys in suits batter 4 shade of st out of them...

i get it all on video.
Shouldn't this be in the YouTube thread?

z4chris99

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12,470 posts

205 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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edit: drug dealers scarpered in their car.. bit stupid as a) they were wasted and b) they live here so have to come back sometime

loads of police turned up... the trojan unit which i presume is gangs...

Edited by z4chris99 on Friday 14th September 22:31

HowMuchLonger

3,030 posts

219 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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z4chris99 said:
loads of police turned up... the trojan unit which i presume is gangs...
I thought it was the safe sex unit...

TheDoggingFather

17,371 posts

232 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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HowMuchLonger said:
I thought it was the safe sex unit...
That's operation Ore, non?

iphonedyou

10,229 posts

183 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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lazygraduand said:
You should try living in Elephant and Castle next to the Heygate Estate. Having 'just' coke dealers outside would have been like a quiet day off!
Hey mate. You might remember me from some other threads. I just moved to London for a grad scheme.

I went to the Imperial War Museum the other day. Got off at E+C and almost thought I'd stepped into that Die Hard film where Brucie has the sign strapped to him. Everything people say is true!

In other news if you want a nice apartment I'm looking a flatmate tongue out Super handy for CW (if you're not in The City) tongue out

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

208 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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z4chris99 said:
brilliant... three drug dealers drunk.. they start on 3 guys in suits..

guys in suits batter 4 shade of st out of them...

i get it all on video.
A) The video goes on YouTube now and you provide us with the link.

Or

B) Bullst.

iphonedyou

10,229 posts

183 months

Friday 14th September 2012
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Papa Hotel said:
A) The video goes on YouTube now and you provide us with the link.

Or

B) Bullst.
It doesn't sound that implausible to be honest. The guys in suits probably have more to lose.