One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
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Pothole

34,367 posts

308 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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collateral said:
Pothole said:
stephen300o said:
People with no time for fun or fashion. You're not going to be here long, enjoy your stay.
Fun is fine, I have lots of it. 'Fashion' is generally just running with a pack, so fk that! Style is something to aspire to, a Superdry Morgan marks you out as a dhead.
Oof. I didn't know such a thing existed, but

http://www.superdry.com/blog/2011/06/29/morgan-thr...

Obviously too cool to use capital letters, or pay less than 30 quid for a sodding t-shirt. Perhaps someone could explain this to me?
I think Forrest's mom had it down...

Blown2CV

31,248 posts

229 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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GokTweed said:
Blown2CV said:
stephen300o said:
Blown2CV said:
stephen300o said:
Blown2CV said:
Pothole said:
stephen300o said:
People with no time for fun or fashion. You're not going to be here long, enjoy your stay.
Fun is fine, I have lots of it. 'Fashion' is generally just running with a pack, so fk that! Style is something to aspire to, a Superdry Morgan marks you out as a dhead.
+1 to that
Yeah you plus one, but he probably thinks a 'Portfolio' Jag is pretentious.
freaks me out when people go digging... i know it's something i put out there but still! It's just a spec level... it had the options i was after as standard fit!
It is hardly digging is it. Ready to judge other people's choices but.. Silly buggers.
what are you getting at exactly? That the spec level of my car means I can't agree that there is a difference between fashion and style? I don't see the link at all, and Jags are hardly fashion cars anyway - have you ever been to a Jag dealership and witnessed the clientele?
Yes, very fashionable bunch.
no they're all very old doddery blokes in cardigans and rubber shoes...

e21Mark

17,397 posts

199 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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Owner was asked about their parking my an elderly woman and was sworn at for her trouble, Asked the guy what he'd do if someone spoke to his Nan that way? Obviously his brain cell was otherwise engaged as he just turned and walked away. Twunt.


BRMMA

1,902 posts

198 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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I had the misfortune of having to visit Margate yesterday, the journey along the M40 was great until you get to about junction 4 when all of a sudden the motorway is full of pricks who just have to be in the outside lane regardless of their speed, get onto the M25 and all the morons just charge into lanes 3&4, the lorries get in lane 2 and everyone just leaves lane 1 empty, it was like having my own private single lane motorway, also noticed this area had the highest concentration of white Nissan Juke's and Qashqai's and white Audi's, Merc's & BM's with the smallest diesel engine available but the biggest wheels

scarble

5,277 posts

183 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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e21Mark said:
Owner was asked about their parking my an elderly woman and was sworn at for her trouble, Asked the guy what he'd do if someone spoke to his Nan that way? Obviously his brain cell was otherwise engaged as he just turned and walked away. Twunt.
On the flipside, look how many empty disabled spaces there are and why should someone it doesn't affect give him a hard time about it?
Reminds of that article by that lady about how she always uses disabled spaces. Forget who what or where but it was rather amusing.

BRMMA said:
this area had the highest concentration of white Nissan Juke's and Qashqai's and white Audi's, Merc's & BM's with the smallest diesel engine available but the biggest wheels
rofl

rodgling

299 posts

225 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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pobox205 said:
This example below looks horrific.

Yes that's shocking, the helper spring ought to be fully compressed.

e21Mark

17,397 posts

199 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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scarble said:
e21Mark said:
Owner was asked about their parking my an elderly woman and was sworn at for her trouble, Asked the guy what he'd do if someone spoke to his Nan that way? Obviously his brain cell was otherwise engaged as he just turned and walked away. Twunt.
On the flipside, look how many empty disabled spaces there are and why should someone it doesn't affect give him a hard time about it?
Erm, there was one other empty space and do you really think it's OK to start hurling abuse at old women?


Edited by e21Mark on Tuesday 21st May 00:59

scarble

5,277 posts

183 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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e21Mark said:
Erm, there was one other empty space and do you really think it's OK to start hurling abuse at old women?
Why not? Just because their women? That's racist.

Seriously though, being old and female doesn't give you a right to do whatever you want, it doesn't mean you can just drive at cyclists then whinge they're threatening you because you're a woman on your own.
It being a Tesco I bet there are more like 30 disabled spaces with about 3 being occupied, one of them by an actual disabled person. Meanwhile the next 100 spaces are all for children (Wtf! children can't drive ffs!)
It's no wonder that normal law abiding citizens, as I can tell this individual is from his choice of transport and its fine concourse condition, eventually snap and commit such shocking transgressions.

Fortunately I have a solution!
Variable parking spaces.
You heard it here first. Patent pending.

e21Mark

17,397 posts

199 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Or people could just have a little empathy and compassion for those less fortunate and leave the allocated spaces for those that might really need them? Yes, there may well be some empty spaces but surely that simply means, that should a disabled person arrive, they'll have somewhere close by to park? The real problem with that idea though, is it would mean putting the needs of another ahead of our own.

As for hurling abuse at elderly women, it's just not something I think is acceptable. This lady in question had been polite, respectful and deserved better.

Pothole

34,367 posts

308 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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e21Mark said:
Or people could just have a little empathy and compassion for those less fortunate and leave the allocated spaces for those that might really need them? Yes, there may well be some empty spaces but surely that simply means, that should a disabled person arrive, they'll have somewhere close by to park? The real problem with that idea though, is it would mean putting the needs of another ahead of our own.

As for hurling abuse at elderly women, it's just not something I think is acceptable. This lady in question had been polite, respectful and deserved better.
Don't feed the troll moron.

TankRS

2,850 posts

180 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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e21Mark said:
Or people could just have a little empathy and compassion for those less fortunate and leave the allocated spaces for those that might really need them? Yes, there may well be some empty spaces but surely that simply means, that should a disabled person arrive, they'll have somewhere close by to park? The real problem with that idea though, is it would mean putting the needs of another ahead of our own.

As for hurling abuse at elderly women, it's just not something I think is acceptable. This lady in question had been polite, respectful and deserved better.
this is one of the many problems in society these days imho. people are so used to having what they want when they want it that they expect it in all aspects of daily life, and often never give a second thought for others.
I do however, as I'm sure many others do too, try my best to put the needs of a few before mine.

Such as Sunday in the supermarket when I let a rather frail looking little old lady go before me in the queue for the till as she only had a small basket vs my bulging trolley of crap, and I had nowhere to be so wasn't in a particular rush to get out of the shop.

the look of surprise on her face that quickly changed to delight was great, I don't do things for the praise but it does give a little emotional lift to be kind and appreciated for random acts.


e21Mark said:
As for hurling abuse at elderly women, it's just not something I think is acceptable. This lady in question had been polite, respectful and deserved better.
it is never acceptable to hurl abuse at the elderly. something kids these days are clearly lacking being taught in school

Pothole

34,367 posts

308 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Look BOTH ways, you dozy fker!

Krikkit

27,894 posts

207 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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TankRS said:
e21Mark said:
As for hurling abuse at elderly women, it's just not something I think is acceptable. This lady in question had been polite, respectful and deserved better.
it is never acceptable to hurl abuse at the elderly. something kids these days are clearly lacking being taught in school
I'm going to disagree on that front - they deserve the same respect as any other adult. If they have displayed an astounding lack of courtesy or selfishness like other adults often do then they should not be spared a lash of the tongue.

digger the goat

2,851 posts

171 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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FcensoredK POTHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was close !!!!

Pothole

34,367 posts

308 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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digger the goat said:
FcensoredK POTHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was close !!!!
It was a little.

He was pulling out of a (nursery school) driveway from my right into a line of stopped traffic, wanting to turn right (into my lane). My side of the road was clear of moving traffic but with parked cars all over the place.

A car on his side stopped before the driveway and flashed him out and he didn't stop to check if anything was approaching from his left before he pulled into my lane. I saw what was happening but, despite only doing about 20mph as there are two nursery schools and assorted associated fking stupid parking habits along there, was unable to stop in time. I thumbed my horn and tried to accelerate past him, but he clipped the tailpipe. I was tipped slightly to my left but managed not to fall over.

He was very apologetic and visibly shaken. I think my red, sunburnt face may have made me look more angry than I actually was!

No real harm done, but I will avoid that road in future...I used to use it every day but had forgotten what it's like at that time of the afternoon.


Edited by Pothole on Tuesday 21st May 17:39

EvanWatson

67 posts

159 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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"powered by fairydust" stickers.

Watch out for daddy's little princess!

Pothole

34,367 posts

308 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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EvanWatson said:
"powered by fairydust" stickers.

Watch out for daddy's little princess!
Usually look like they are actually powered by fairy CAKES.

AlexRS2782

8,470 posts

239 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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The fat sow that nearly ran me over by driving through a red light at the traffic lights outside Frimley Park Hospital (for anyone local) this afternoon because she was too busy holding / reading her Kindle / I-Pad banghead

Then on a similar note, another dozy bint, walking around Waitrose in Frimley reading her Kindle while forcing other people to move out of her way as she wasn't looking where she was going rolleyes I decided not to move, and she bumped into me, at which point she then swore & told me to watch where I was going rolleyeslaugh

collateral

7,238 posts

244 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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Pothole said:
EvanWatson said:
"powered by fairydust" stickers.

Watch out for daddy's little princess!
Usually look like they are actually powered by fairy CAKES.
hehe

Today's muppet show was a bint in a proverbial PH favourite, the s-line Audi... They've recently re-phased (read: ballsed up) the lights on a busy roundabout and obviously a green light means go, even if there's no space for you to actually go into, leaving you blocking 2 lanes of traffic rolleyes

Blown2CV

31,248 posts

229 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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people that ask you a question and then don't shut the fk up and let you answer...
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