Morning all. No train today!!

Car back and shiny. (Crossed fingers another 100k before the task needs repeating)

Then pesumably cucumber tea out is completely out of the question?

Cucumbers are the Devil's phallus.

I have an interview today for a position I would really like. Trivial enough?

Good luck with that, I hope it goes well

I am returnig to bed, I am too poorly for work Mrs CH reckons it is about eight years since I was last off ill.

I demand a second opinion, now!

Today is LSI and Cock Womble's Trackday day.

Are you in any position to demand?

According to the TT Constitution your ooptions are limited to Respectfully Request.

That's it I'm afraid.

The Committee do, however, extend their felicitations regarding your impending interview.

[There was some nodding and at least one attempt at a smile among the elders around the committee table at your news. This may improve with reports of any success you may, er, report.]

Give his Womble a squeeze from all of us.

Don't squeeze his, y'know, though. We don't know him that well.