Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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ks" I said. "What proof have you got?"I was a secret agent for MI5 until my boss phoned me to say i'm been sacked for using Facebook! Gutted! I just don't understand!!! - at Metropol Hotel, Moscow with James Bond and 3 others.
I couldn't believe that ITV broadcasted the sex offenders' register.
Then I realised I was watching the credits for Coronation Street.
There's a doctor at my hospital who's obsessed with Fawlty Towers.
Every time he walks onto a ward he asks, "Is this man well?"
I have a mate who has seen every episode of Top Gear 137 times. Dave.
BBC news: "Teacher James Bond sentenced for kissing a schoolgirl."
I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure being James Bond lets him do what the f*ck he wants.
I love driving past people at bus stops and shouting "bus w*nkers!"
Lost 3 bus driver jobs so far.
I couldn't believe that ITV broadcasted the sex offenders' register.
Then I realised I was watching the credits for Coronation Street.
There's a doctor at my hospital who's obsessed with Fawlty Towers.
Every time he walks onto a ward he asks, "Is this man well?"
I have a mate who has seen every episode of Top Gear 137 times. Dave.
BBC news: "Teacher James Bond sentenced for kissing a schoolgirl."
I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure being James Bond lets him do what the f*ck he wants.
I love driving past people at bus stops and shouting "bus w*nkers!"
Lost 3 bus driver jobs so far.
BBC news.. French air force have blown up a tank in Libya.
The Fat controller has said that Thomas will be greatly missed.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
As the cat lay dying,
Postman Pat was crying,
Pat will never drink and drive again.
The Fat controller has said that Thomas will be greatly missed.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
As the cat lay dying,
Postman Pat was crying,
Pat will never drink and drive again.
Edited by lordstig on Monday 20th May 23:20
gowmonster said:
Lord R said:
RIP
Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
but, you need to put a joke in with the death news....Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
ie, do you think they will light his fire at his cremation? </clutchingatstraws>
gowmonster said:
Lord R said:
RIP
Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
but, you need to put a joke in with the death news....Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
ie, do you think they will light his fire at his cremation? </clutchingatstraws>
gowmonster said:
Lord R said:
RIP
Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
but, you need to put a joke in with the death news....Ray Manzarek, keyboard player and founder member of the 1960s rock band The Doors, has died aged 74.
ie, do you think they will light his fire at his cremation? </clutchingatstraws>
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