Nah, you need one of those pubs that lets you order your own food in and eat it while drinking their beer. That way you could sample a couple of different cuisines.

One near here reputedly brings out plates and cutlery for you. However this may be frowned upon.

The Star in Dorking lets you order in takeaways. Only problem with that being there's nothing much in the way of takeaway filth within a ten mile radius of the town - KFC is as dirty as it gets.

Nothing like the full-on double dog schlong in a naan with lots of onions and an eye-watering chilli sauce. You can eat in at the Shahi Naan, but there's no point in asking for cutlery as they don't have any.

This is the dirty takeaway thread, you only get judged for excessive salad

You should see the state of the pizza I got from Silverstone at last years PHSS during the Ferrari weekend -



A fiver for that fking st. Took one bite and threw the rest in the bin, robbing s.

Boy that is bad.

Cbe quoted my pic and text and yup I'm still pissed off. Robbing barstewards!

I've seen frozen supermarket pizzas that look better then that. What's with the unusual colour?

Looking good! Mixed 'bab looks almost like a special size-wise.

No takeaways for me for 2 weeks now. Maybe.

special half price bab's down the chippy tonight.

Largest available bab incoming.

Options are; rib, leg, thigh.

She is probably thick and means rib, which the best.

No beer / carbs / crap for five weeks, until this weekend just gone. Got smashed, ordered this:



Was meh. Wish KFC delivered. Still ate the leftovers for breakfast though, weirdly it was nicer