Any funny 'Karma' stories?
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APanda said:
I go to the bathroom (in desperate need) and pass out, cracking my head on the corner of the bath as I go. Came to slumped against the bath with a massive headache. +2 Bad Karma
You're way up in the karma stakes - I currently do support work for a guy who broke his neck when he passed out in his bathroom & hit his head on the way down.I refuse to give a begging old hag some money, food or plastic waste because I'm an a
hole & we're out on a day trip at Tagatay in the Phillipines, so my wife gives her some cash under my protest. 2 hours later I'm slumped on the floor of a toilet vomiting up food which has small worms in it. 1.5 Stone and a week and a half later, (the song "ring of fire" echoeing in my head) I'm better.
However, it was just before Christmas 2004, we had been married on 17th and our honeymoon to Phuket was cancelled due to my illness. We lost the money for the hotel (understandably), but got it back for the flights.
since then , any old hag asking for money, food or waste plastic, gets given some.
hole & we're out on a day trip at Tagatay in the Phillipines, so my wife gives her some cash under my protest. 2 hours later I'm slumped on the floor of a toilet vomiting up food which has small worms in it. 1.5 Stone and a week and a half later, (the song "ring of fire" echoeing in my head) I'm better.However, it was just before Christmas 2004, we had been married on 17th and our honeymoon to Phuket was cancelled due to my illness. We lost the money for the hotel (understandably), but got it back for the flights.
since then , any old hag asking for money, food or waste plastic, gets given some.
Edited by texaxile on Sunday 16th June 22:29
Papa Hotel said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Best thing is to politely ignore any Mobsta post.
He isn't well, and indulging him is a form of cruelty.
Seriously.
I thought you'd banned him earlier, I'm pleased to see your finger only hovered over the button. He isn't well, and indulging him is a form of cruelty.
Seriously.
I think I'm going to have to put my persona in a cage, or a genie lamp, and pipe right down. For a while.
The Darren Brown comment... he just didnt believe in it. But made a fortune making others believe various ridiculous things.
Worked in a shop once and we sold big sets of tree lights at Christmas, this guy brings back a set in the box not working demanding his money back quite aggressively. So I open the box to inspect them and they are not our lights he was just trying to con me so I sent him off out of the shop with a few choice words. He had parked right outside the shop on double yellows and there was a warden sticking the ticket on his car I stood in the shop window then and made sure he could see my laughing at him. The look on his face was priceless.
Going to watch Peter Kaye at the 02, coming up the escalators i hear a busker playing "amarillo" so i drop a couple of quid in his hat.
We get in and we're miles up in the nosebleed seats, to the far left of the stage, i'm not looking forward to the vertigo feeling and neck strain.
Then one of the security blokes comes up to us and says they have some returned tickets and do we want to sit closer to the stage? We end up sitting 4 rows from the front, we're so close i can see the sweat on his top lip.
We get in and we're miles up in the nosebleed seats, to the far left of the stage, i'm not looking forward to the vertigo feeling and neck strain.
Then one of the security blokes comes up to us and says they have some returned tickets and do we want to sit closer to the stage? We end up sitting 4 rows from the front, we're so close i can see the sweat on his top lip.
When it last snowed in the UK we were driving along sensibly and a groups of oiks decided they just stand on the side of the road and pelt the passing cars. If they were 6 years old it would have been normal behaviour. They were late teens.
Having pelted my car they proceeded to arm themselves with snowballs for the approaching HGV. Mr HGV realised his impending doom and, not slowing down, moved over to the kerb to where all the black, muddy, slushy half melted snow and ice was and delivered a 30m long wall of dirty, half melted snow, covering them from head to toe.
Having pelted my car they proceeded to arm themselves with snowballs for the approaching HGV. Mr HGV realised his impending doom and, not slowing down, moved over to the kerb to where all the black, muddy, slushy half melted snow and ice was and delivered a 30m long wall of dirty, half melted snow, covering them from head to toe.
A few weeks ago whilst in slow moving traffic whilst driving to work a guy in a Range Rover pulled out from behind me, accelerated hard and pulled back in about 4 cars further forward, almost taking the front-end off a silver Ford Focus. When the blue lights went on in the unmarked Focus I almost pissed myself laughing 
Smitters said:
Was at a Madness concert in Chepstow last night. Knowing it can be a bun fight trying to filter into the main queue when leaving the parking, I was playing good citizen and letting a car in each time I had the chance. My progress was unhindered exiting the car park despite it looking total chaos and some mates taking an age longer to get out. A nice balance of karma methinks.
Absolutely fascinatingGreenDog said:
A few weeks ago whilst in slow moving traffic whilst driving to work a guy in a Range Rover pulled out from behind me, accelerated hard and pulled back in about 4 cars further forward, almost taking the front-end off a silver Ford Focus. When the blue lights went on in the unmarked Focus I almost pissed myself laughing
I had something similar a few years back. I was stuck in solid traffic on the M25 when an idiot in a Range Rover went hurtling down the hard shoulder, the HGV tractor unit in front also pulled onto the hard shoulder and followed him.
Half a mile down the road the Range Rover is stopped with the tractor unit behind it, the tractor unit was lit up with lots of flashing blue lights and POLICE in big letters across the front
IT1GTR said:
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