Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Took me a moment; very good.

LOVE that !!

CNN Today

‘Inappropriate’ behavior shuts down Dublin to New York City portal



Someone didn’t learn, from the old photocopier lesson.

I don't get that one...

Years ago, one day I was marshalling at Brands Hatch, we had the Milk Race coming through Kent, and making a pedal-through at the circuit. It was due at lunchtime and all the marshals on my corner grabbed their sandwich boxes and thermos flasks and sat down to watch the entertainment. However, the phone rings and race control told us that we had to shepherd the riders around the circuit.

Amid much grumbling we ambled unwillingly down to the trackside. The post was at the end of the back straight, where the track divides into the GP loop and the Indy circuit. We saw the bikes come on to the track by the ambulance gate at Paddock and make their way round to us. There were two guys well out front, everybody else in a pack a long way behind. We directed the two leaders on to the GP circuit. The phone rang again.

With the aid of a few expletives we were informed the cyclists were supposed to be going round the Indy loop. Fair enough, we thought, and directed the rest of them onto the short cut to Clearways, and up the start/finish straight back to Paddock. Then the two leaders re-appeared from the long circuit, looking rather puzzled and more than a little bit miffed to find themselves now a couple of hundred yards behind everyone else.

So we all sat down and finished our sandwiches.

US Bee, see?

Basically, people will find a way to behave inappropriately, hence the photocopier part.

The artist/organisers are surprised by people’s behaviour; I couldn’t have seen that coming, no not me!

And people complained?!

Several years ago I was at a rugby cup final in Cardiff. Went on a club bus trip. After the match we waited for the bus to pick us up on the main road passing the castle entrance. Across the road was a girl who was a “character”. Held the club record for a yard of ale, came with us to away matches etc
A big built girl. She spotted us and shouted across....
They’re miserable barstewards up here so lets liven them up...
She lifted her t-shirt, no bra, jumped up and down...
Her boobs were in proportion with her larger than average body and posed a hazard to anyone close by.
She was definitely a character and became clun sec and toned down her antics. Saw her a couple of weeks ago while walking the dog. We had a chat about the good old days.