Photoshop John Terry

Photoshop John Terry

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Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

186 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Pixel Pusher said:
Sorry fella. Try this one. Much easier to spot and equally unfunny.

wink


I love the umbro shoes. rofl

DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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Not one of mine, but made me laugh nonetheless:


GTIR

24,741 posts

268 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
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doogz said:
GTIR said:
Pixel Pusher said:
It took me about 30 seconds to get that.
I was like "Eh, and?" then I was like "I wish I watched football then I might get this" but then I was like "Oh, he's wearing blue"
Really? I mean, even if you're not a fan of football, you're aware organised team sports exist, and they tend to have a "strip" or uniform?

It took you 30 seconds to realise his was different from everyone elses? That's concerning.
Honestly?
I thought he was the goalie. getmecoat

GT3ZZZ

931 posts

172 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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John Terry at the Yalta peace talks...


Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

224 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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John Terry is a disgrace to the game, the club and the nation.

Hopefully the world wont mistake playing in the England Team for "representing our country".

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Needless to say I'm ste at photoshop. But if someone could shop his head onto one of those ^^, I'd be grateful

dmulally

6,216 posts

182 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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PumpkinSteve said:
hehe

ikarl

3,733 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Reardy Mister said:
John Terry is a disgrace to the game, the club and the nation.

Hopefully the world wont mistake playing in the England Team for "representing our country".

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Needless to say I'm ste at photoshop. But if someone could shop his head onto one of those ^^, I'd be grateful
I'm not a massive fan of international football, if it's on I'll watch it but it's nearly always a let down.

What I would say though is that the rest of the world DOES see him as representing England. Terrible decision to put him in the team IMO

DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Somehow I don't think this is going to turn into the 80 odd page photoshop fest like the Lewis Hamilton one did. It's a shame I can't really join in, I'm useless at Photoshop so don't see the point in getting it when iPhoto does all the quick editing stuff I will realistically use, and being on a Mac I don't have a MS Paint-esque programme to do some crude 'shoppings

Ganglandboss

8,315 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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DanB7290 said:
Somehow I don't think this is going to turn into the 80 odd page photoshop fest like the Lewis Hamilton one did. It's a shame I can't really join in, I'm useless at Photoshop so don't see the point in getting it when iPhoto does all the quick editing stuff I will realistically use, and being on a Mac I don't have a MS Paint-esque programme to do some crude 'shoppings
You can get 'GIMP' on the Mac for free.

retrobob

2,873 posts

191 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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I don't know who made this >


Pixel Pusher

10,199 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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'king John Terry.


DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Ganglandboss said:
You can get 'GIMP' on the Mac for free.
Awesome, is it in the Mac app store, or do I need to look elsewhere? I'm a bit worried about googling 'GIMP', the missus would probably have something to say about that!

ETA found it, when you start typing it in on the search bar in Safari, all the options are related to the software, I was expecting at least one, ahem, 'other' result laugh

Edited by DanB7290 on Wednesday 23 May 17:41

Davidos

201 posts

199 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Black can man

31,884 posts

170 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Pixel Pusher said:
'king John Terry.

laugh

DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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Please be gentle, it's the first time I've ever used GIMP software (had an old version of Photoshop on my old old old PC that I'd ben given by an old friend, wasn't too good at it), but I've done some crude 'shoppings.

First up, JT was there at the Battle of Britain:


And here he is in place of Major Kong, riding the bomb:


Little fact here for movie buffs which ties in with this. In Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb), the nuke that Major Kong rides has 'Dear John' written on the side.

Also, given Chelsea's recent sponsorship deal with the Sauber F1 team, I thought this would be appropriate:


And one for our very own JTW. You know what's coming:


Edited by DanB7290 on Thursday 24th May 03:39

DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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I'm running out of ideas already.

PaperCut

640 posts

149 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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I found this funny...


DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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JT was William Wallace in a past life:


He also gave John Smeaton a run for his money


And, inspired by another picture on here, single handedly took down Bin Laden (shame about the jumper)


And he was there when Obama became President

neil_bmw

245 posts

231 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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Dont have time to give it a go myself, however are is a few that may work biggrin












DanB7290

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5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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IIRC the Last Supper and Moon Landing have both been done