Photoshop John Terry

Photoshop John Terry

Author
Discussion

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Monday 21st May 2012
quotequote all
We had the Photoshop Hamilton thread, this time the rest of the internet has beaten us to it with John Terry:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2147522/Jo...

I'm absolute bks with photoshop, anyone care to do the honours for the amusement of the rest of PH?

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Monday 21st May 2012
quotequote all
TheEnd said:
Hmm, out of all the photoshop threads about on the net, they've picked one of the weakest.
Of course they have, it's the DM. I know PH can beat it

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Monday 21st May 2012
quotequote all
So far so good guys, keep them coming!

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
quotequote all
rofl

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2012
quotequote all
Not one of mine, but made me laugh nonetheless:


DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
quotequote all
Somehow I don't think this is going to turn into the 80 odd page photoshop fest like the Lewis Hamilton one did. It's a shame I can't really join in, I'm useless at Photoshop so don't see the point in getting it when iPhoto does all the quick editing stuff I will realistically use, and being on a Mac I don't have a MS Paint-esque programme to do some crude 'shoppings

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
quotequote all
Ganglandboss said:
You can get 'GIMP' on the Mac for free.
Awesome, is it in the Mac app store, or do I need to look elsewhere? I'm a bit worried about googling 'GIMP', the missus would probably have something to say about that!

ETA found it, when you start typing it in on the search bar in Safari, all the options are related to the software, I was expecting at least one, ahem, 'other' result laugh

Edited by DanB7290 on Wednesday 23 May 17:41

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
Please be gentle, it's the first time I've ever used GIMP software (had an old version of Photoshop on my old old old PC that I'd ben given by an old friend, wasn't too good at it), but I've done some crude 'shoppings.

First up, JT was there at the Battle of Britain:


And here he is in place of Major Kong, riding the bomb:


Little fact here for movie buffs which ties in with this. In Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb), the nuke that Major Kong rides has 'Dear John' written on the side.

Also, given Chelsea's recent sponsorship deal with the Sauber F1 team, I thought this would be appropriate:


And one for our very own JTW. You know what's coming:


Edited by DanB7290 on Thursday 24th May 03:39

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
I'm running out of ideas already.

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
JT was William Wallace in a past life:


He also gave John Smeaton a run for his money


And, inspired by another picture on here, single handedly took down Bin Laden (shame about the jumper)


And he was there when Obama became President

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
IIRC the Last Supper and Moon Landing have both been done

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
Pesty said:
If I knew how to shop I would use him on this pic smile

I may have a go when I get back from uni, I've got a pretty good idea for that picture, unless someone else has the same idea and beats me to it!

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
Very crudely done, but how's this?


DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
quotequote all
Aaargh! I'd crudely pasted JT's face over the guy with the gun, and Robben's over the guy he's aiming at. Stupid terms and conditions!

Here's a couple more crudely done ones:

He starred in the film Ghost:


Inspired by the Royal Wedding King JT, here he is at HM's Coronation


And as requested, here he is on that famous girder pic in New York (sorry, hadn't worked out how to make stuff black and white in GIMP at this point)

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Friday 25th May 2012
quotequote all
dmulally said:
Great stuff but now it seems it is just JT shopped into anything. Isnt it supposed to be about him claiming the prize when he didnt compete?

I wonder what goes through the minds of men getting their tips done in blonde at the salon and I suppose it would be the same thing JT was thinking when he put on his shin-pads. Cringeworthy.
Yeah, I kind of ran out of ideas, although we do have JT as Prince Philip and William, and claiming a podium at this year's Malaysian GP, and one of 'the few' in the Battle of Britain.
Also I need time to get used to this GIMP software, once I've mastered it there'll be some better ones coming along.

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Friday 25th May 2012
quotequote all
How about him claiming Charlie Sheen's ALMA (American Latino Media Award) for Two and a Half Men?

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Friday 25th May 2012
quotequote all
dmulally said:
Very nice. A couple more:

Winning BGT (try and guess who the woman I've shopped on there is!)


Receiving a Grammy with the Foo Fighters


and taking Hammond's place at the National Television Awards alongside the other Top Gear presenters:


DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Friday 25th May 2012
quotequote all
Anyone else care to partake?

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Friday 25th May 2012
quotequote all
Great stuff guys, I definitely need to up my shopping skills! Especially love the gif

DanB7290

Original Poster:

5,535 posts

192 months

Sunday 15th July 2012
quotequote all
Given recent events, anyone got any more?