OMFG I'm bored......

OMFG I'm bored......

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andy400

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Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Imagine, if you will, a job that requires an intelligent, responsible and highly-trained man* to be manning a desk 24/7, 364 days a year. This job, despite the level of responsibility and skill necessary, rarely requires much work and never, I repeat never requires any interesting work.

Well, here I am and that's my job, and I'm really bored. Bored of my book. Bored of the internet (blocked my thoughtful employers so that the only vaguely interesting thing available is PH. Even eBay is banned!). Bored of drinking coffee. Bored of looking out of the window. Bored of eating biscuits. Bored of thinking about plans for when I get home next. Bored of.... well, you get the idea.

Any ideas how to relieve the boredom? I get a half hour for lunch soon - and that's pretty much the main highlight of my day!


* I slipped through the net...... 


Edited by andy400 on Tuesday 31st March 11:44

andy400

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rsstman said:
i want a job like that... i would get a pet monkey and train him to do nothing and bring home the pay cheque.
Did this. The monkey was more proactive and dynamic and made me look bad. He had to go.

andy400

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The_Burg said:
Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!
Not IT.

Employer's well thought out security blocks anything like that. No youtube even.

andy400

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Shellshine said:
give me your job so I can be paid for being bored too - or give it to my daughter who's been out of work for 7 months since being made redundant.... you won't be bored signing on and searching for work... trust me... it's a full time occupation but sadly very poor renumeration!

Edited by Shellshine on Tuesday 31st March 11:50
Don't get me wrong - I'm happy to be here and get paid for it - I just need to relieve the boredom a bit for my own sanity.....

andy400

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Kermit power said:
I completely sympathise! When the company I worked for was taken over by a much larger company, we went through a period of about 7 months when there was really practically nothing whatsoever that we could do. Having to be there, pretending to be all keen and ready to go was absolutely soul-destroying.

You say your employer has blocked the internet. Would you get into trouble for taking in a laptop with a 3G card in it? Even if you've not got a laptop, you can get them bundled free with wireless broadband deals now for £50 or less per month, which has to be a small price to pay if it helps preserve your sanity!

Alternatively, is there any reason you want to avoid getting another job?
Due to the nature of my employment, your fine ideas are no good to me! Comsec prevents me using any wireless devices in the office. Can't leave this job until my employers decide where to send me next (military).

andy400

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The_Burg said:
andy400 said:
The_Burg said:
Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!
Not IT.

Employer's well thought out security blocks anything like that. No youtube
even.
You've not been truly bored till you've worked in IT, endless hours doing nothing followed by manic periods when things go tits up.

Oh and i meant download stuff at home and save on USB stick to watch.
Can't even use a USB stick - banned (comsec). USB sockets disabled on everything.

Told you it's st here! hehe

andy400

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Kermit power said:
andy400 said:
Kermit power said:
I completely sympathise! When the company I worked for was taken over by a much larger company, we went through a period of about 7 months when there was really practically nothing whatsoever that we could do. Having to be there, pretending to be all keen and ready to go was absolutely soul-destroying.

You say your employer has blocked the internet. Would you get into trouble for taking in a laptop with a 3G card in it? Even if you've not got a laptop, you can get them bundled free with wireless broadband deals now for £50 or less per month, which has to be a small price to pay if it helps preserve your sanity!

Alternatively, is there any reason you want to avoid getting another job?
Due to the nature of my employment, your fine ideas are no good to me! Comsec prevents me using any wireless devices in the office. Can't leave this job until my employers decide where to send me next (military).
Ah.. Fair enough! How long have you got left until your next posting? Would it be an option to go up the chain of command and request the ability to do some form of training while you work? If the job really doesn't require any degree of interaction, they'd be getting a better trained person without having to actually lose any of your time to do it, wouldn't they?
Should be out of here in late July or August (fingers crossed!). I've missed the opportunity to start an OU course or something similar, largely because I've been fked about - they told me I'd be out of here last Summer, then by Christmas, then by today (perhaps that's why I'm a bit down scratchchin ), now maybe summer - could still be bullst but at least there's a plan forming. So that's why I didn't start anything - if only I'd known. Next posting should be much more interesting.

andy400

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Gargamel said:
have you thought about joining the Afghan army, interesting work and travel ?


hehe Where's their careers office?

andy400

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Kermit power said:
andy400 said:
they told me I'd be out of here by Christmas.
You fell for that old military chestnut? rofl
I fell for it three times! What a numpty.....

andy400

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S6PNJ said:
Log into DELC and do a course with them (free and LOTS to choose from). Your login should be the same as for JPA or just give em a call.
Not a bad idea. I did my ECDL with them a few months back, just because.

andy400

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Geoff82 said:
Chin up old bean, you just got a 2.8% pay rise effective tomorrow. Its about 2.8% more than I was expecting!
thumbup I am officially 2.8% less bored now!

andy400

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Jamm said:
Sorry mate, but no sympathy from me.

I'm sure you would rather continue with your job than stack shelves in Asda for 8 hours straight while getting paid half as much as you currently do.

AND still be as bored as you are now.

Think about the position some people are in.....
Thanks for that! I've already stated that I am happy to be here. I didn't ask for sympathy. Still need to relieve some boredom though!

andy400

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BruceV8 said:
Do star-jumps and knees-to-chest until your eyes bleed. That'll sort you out. Bloody crabs!
Crabs?! CRABS!?

andy400

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BruceV8 said:
andy400 said:
BruceV8 said:
Do star-jumps and knees-to-chest until your eyes bleed. That'll sort you out. Bloody crabs!
Crabs?! CRABS!?
Bugger! Are you not of the sideways perambulating crustacean persuasion? getmecoat Fleet Air Arm then?
Not Crab, nor WAFU. Me Skimmer!

andy400

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Thursday 2nd April 2009
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hamishg said:
If your company has banned various websites, download Apples Safari software. Its free and usually bypasses any blocks.
Can't download! Also blocked. Sorry to piss all over everyone's great ideas.....

andy400

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Simpo Two said:
Bored WITH, not bored OF.

You can brush up your grammar wink
Is that right? Reference please.

andy400

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Thursday 2nd April 2009
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sadako said:
Get an old Gameboy. No wireless so not breaking the rules, runs forever on regular batteries, plays the best version of tetris ever.
Got one, screen stopped working frown

Had an awesome version of 'Lemmings' for it too.

andy400

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BruceV8 said:
I thought you were involved with aviation.
Damn your eyes, I work for a living.

Oh, hang on........

getmecoat

andy400

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Thursday 2nd April 2009
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sadako said:
andy400 said:
sadako said:
Get an old Gameboy. No wireless so not breaking the rules, runs forever on regular batteries, plays the best version of tetris ever.
Got one, screen stopped working frown

Had an awesome version of 'Lemmings' for it too.
Get another one then, or a gamegear, neogeo pocket or similar...
I am seriously considering it. Also, I've got a PS2 that is gathering dust, but could be fun if I could be bothered to bring it into work, but TBH I'm not really into computer games.....