Tales from the workshop

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lowdrag

12,897 posts

214 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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Client arrives at garage with a rather nice-looking E-type coupé. From a distance:-



And then the truth of the matter:-




lowdrag

12,897 posts

214 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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While touring in UK had to stop at a well-known garage due to a noisy wheel bearing. Some time later we luckily found the result of their work:-


bumskins

1,384 posts

16 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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fking hell... have they literally laid a sheet of fibreglass over the top of the rusted-out original metal floors?!

grumpy52

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5,596 posts

167 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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bumskins said:
fking hell... have they literally laid a sheet of fibreglass over the top of the rusted-out original metal floors?!
Pretty standard for large numbers of unscrupulous workshops.
I have found very similar,brazing instead of welding, chicken wire covered in plaster and painted over , rivets instead of spot welds covered by sealant and underseal .
All of this on structural parts that could be pulled apart by bare hands .

PomBstard

6,783 posts

243 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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lowdrag said:
While touring in UK had to stop at a well-known garage due to a noisy wheel bearing. Some time later we luckily found the result of their work:-

WTF has gone on there - I can see it’s bodged but can’t work it out up close and can’t hold the phone far enough away to get context biggrin

Yertis

18,060 posts

267 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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lowdrag said:


That "WTF have I bought?" feeling that I know too well frown

Skyedriver

17,880 posts

283 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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There's a car on an internet auction that ends today, I suspect it is somewhat similar. The rot is starting to return to the surface.

Yertis

18,060 posts

267 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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And probably marketed along the lines of "This car presents very well in its period correct paint and chrome wire wheels" etc. (This dealer-spiel belongs in that other thread.)

What I somewhat belatedly realised is that the shiny paint is the last place you look. You have to start at the dirty or normally covered-up bits no-one really wants to look at. A bit like 'Naked Attraction' on the telly but less funny.

austin

1,283 posts

204 months

Monday 31st July 2023
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Yertis said:
...car presents very well...
For me this reads looks great at a distance and is nice and shiny. Just don't put a magnet near it or poke with a screwdriver.

Also you can guarantee that dealer will wiggle out of any return on it with that term.

lowdrag

12,897 posts

214 months

Tuesday 1st August 2023
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A couple more for you




Little Pete

1,533 posts

95 months

Tuesday 1st August 2023
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lowdrag said:
Client arrives at garage with a rather nice-looking E-type coupé. From a distance:-

Looks good from afar but is far from good.

Edited by Little Pete on Tuesday 1st August 13:31

grumpy52

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5,596 posts

167 months

Sunday 6th August 2023
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Another nice looking EType

grumpy52

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Sunday 6th August 2023
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Where's the seam gone ?
The chrome strip is held on by a couple of screws and superglue .

grumpy52

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Sunday 6th August 2023
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I remember being asked to fit up an early MGB convertible ( Chrome bumper) that had been into the bodyshop for an insurance repair, rear 1/4 panel ,rear light and rear bumper .
Rear light fitted perfectly .
The new rear bumper needed assembly of the over riders which went ok then I tried to fit the bumper mounts . Oh dear !
The two irons were different shapes and it had an assortment spacers and washers that were originally on the car .
The un repaired side was a totally different shape ,the rear light on that side had a double thickness gasket and longer mounting screws .
I was told when I enquired what to do with it , just make it look as good as you can !
The customer was over the moon with the finished job , saying it had never looked level before, and was just happy to get it back as initially the insurance company were going to write it off .
It was another car that had all sorts of claimed modifications but it just had a fancy rocker cover , air filters and a couple of stickers all from a very famous tuning company .

grumpy52

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5,596 posts

167 months

Monday 11th December 2023
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The workshop has had a run of Triumphs in ,Stag ,TR3 ,TR5 and a TR6 . The TR6 among other things is in for new rear shocks , this is the final job on the list then it can go back to the owner .
Cars were moved around and the 6 was placed on the lift . The shocks had been ordered from a well known supplier of Triumph parts . Two boxes had turned up,that was a surprise. The boxes were opened, the contents were both different, neither of them were correct. The customer won't be getting his car back yet .
Even in the classic parts supplier world we seem to have people that rely on a digital screen rather than a guy with an old head full of knowledge and experience.

grumpy52

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167 months

Monday 15th January
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Another E type into the workshop, had been restored at great expense over in the USA .
This one is actually pretty solid but anything that was awkward to remove was painted around.
Much of the chrome was just stuck on and things shaped with sealant and painted over .
Minor bonnet dents were just ignored and painted over .

grumpy52

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Monday 15th January
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grumpy52

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grumpy52

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grumpy52

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Tuesday 16th January
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Life in the workshop in the 80s early 90s.
Couple of £s worth in todays world