bored???...lonely???, instant chat to Barclays in India!!!
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If you are bored at work or want someone to chat to try the above link! They actually like a bit of banter! My friend was called Prema P from Bangalore!
The possibilities are endless! She stopped short of letting me have a loan to set up to buy out a rival gang of dealers in the local area!
"All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
You have been connected to Imran Khan.
Imran Khan: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Imran, can I please ask what your name is? "
I told him my name was W G Grace and asked how Jemima was, oh and could I borrow $1.83bn for an orbital brothel idea I have.
He said no.
You have been connected to Imran Khan.
Imran Khan: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Imran, can I please ask what your name is? "
I told him my name was W G Grace and asked how Jemima was, oh and could I borrow $1.83bn for an orbital brothel idea I have.
He said no.
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Ruhi Parveen.
Ruhi Parveen: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Ruhi, can I please ask what your name is?
Your session has ended. You may now close this window.
Prema P: Thank you for using Barclays Webchat Service. My name is Prema, can I please ask what your name is?
Customer: Yes you may ask.
Prema P: Thank you. What is your name please?
Customer: My name is James
Prema P: Hello, James. How can I help you today?
James: I was wondering if Barclays would like to sponser me in my new range of niche adult entertainment films? I would be happy to arrange advertising space at a small cost to yourselves
Prema P: Sorry, I am unable to comment on that.
Customer: Yes you may ask.
Prema P: Thank you. What is your name please?
Customer: My name is James
Prema P: Hello, James. How can I help you today?
James: I was wondering if Barclays would like to sponser me in my new range of niche adult entertainment films? I would be happy to arrange advertising space at a small cost to yourselves
Prema P: Sorry, I am unable to comment on that.
R. Balsar Hughe: What type of car could you suggest I go for? I want something fun that I can take my women for a joyride in
Ruhi Parveen: I'm sorry, I'm unable to give you any advice or guidance.
Ruhi Parveen: Do you have any further questions for me?
R. Balsar Hughe: What would you say is the best position to have intercourse with 4 or more women?
Ruhi Parveen: I regret that as your behaviour continues to be inappropriate I am ending this chat.
Ruhi Parveen: I'm sorry, I'm unable to give you any advice or guidance.
Ruhi Parveen: Do you have any further questions for me?
R. Balsar Hughe: What would you say is the best position to have intercourse with 4 or more women?
Ruhi Parveen: I regret that as your behaviour continues to be inappropriate I am ending this chat.
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