Greatest quotes of all time
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Marf said:
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace
"They call me the velour fog"
robm3 said:
Marf said:
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace"They call me the velour fog"
"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies"
"Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"
"Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conundrum"
Edited by Marf on Monday 3rd November 10:32
"The mere desire to be a politician should be enough to ban you for life from ever being one."
Billy Connolly
"Being a nuclear bomb salesman must be the easiest job in the world; it's not like anyone's going to ask you to take it out in the car park and see if it works."
Billy Connolly
"Forget it Louis, no Civil War picture ever made a dime"
Irvin Thalberg to Louis B Mayer in about 1936 regarding his intention to film "Gone With The Wind"
And my personal favourite:
"I really hate prejudiced people"
Overheard many years ago in Portsmouth Student Union.
Billy Connolly
"Being a nuclear bomb salesman must be the easiest job in the world; it's not like anyone's going to ask you to take it out in the car park and see if it works."
Billy Connolly
"Forget it Louis, no Civil War picture ever made a dime"
Irvin Thalberg to Louis B Mayer in about 1936 regarding his intention to film "Gone With The Wind"
And my personal favourite:
"I really hate prejudiced people"
Overheard many years ago in Portsmouth Student Union.
Marf said:
robm3 said:
Marf said:
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace"They call me the velour fog"
"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies"
"Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"
"Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conundrum"
Edited by Marf on Monday 3rd November 10:32
"And like all my plans, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it! On my command all ships will line up and fly directly into the alien death canons, clogging them with wreckage."
"If it's one thing I don't need, it's your "I-don't-think-that's-wise" attitude!"
"Yup. Uh huh. That's whatever it is you were talking about for you."
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces."
"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
Edited by captainzep on Monday 3rd November 11:07
Simpo Two said:
Heskey said:
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So true - witness our uneasy alliance with Russia in WW2. The Germans thought we were mad.Works in the Middle East too, as muslims unite against any non-muslims.
Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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