Greatest quotes of all time

whats yours??

When a friend was telling us that he'd been on TFI Friday and I asked if it was for 'Freak or Unique'

Or did you mean the Noel Coward / Churchill / Twain type quotes?

In which case I volunteer the Coward response to another TV commentator in the 1952 coronation-

"Who's that small man there in the carriage with the Queen of Tonga?"
"Her lunch"

Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
-- Richard Kemph

i quite like.
"never trust a fart"
it cunjures up all sorts of images

Juice.... want juice..... JUICE NOW.....
Where's your manners?
Gone Shop!
What are they doing at the shop?
Buy nappies?

A conversation I had with my 2 years old last week, not really a quote, but funny none the less.... please do feel free to use it next time someone asks you for something you don't have or know about....

"The government of business is not the business of government", Nigel Lawson

'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.'

Kevin Keegan

- I think I am, therefore I am.

- There are two types of people in this world, those who think they can and those who think they can't, both are right.

- Fortune favours the brave.

- History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it!

- He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.

- I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

And loads more!

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." -- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." -- His reply

"For many, the benefits system is no longer a safety net, but a lifestyle choice"