Greatest quotes of all time

"This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fked."

"You talkin' to me?"

'Your a drug addicted loser with no aspirations'

Ex Mrs who now works in a factory doing counting a checking

'Sometimes you gotta ride a camel to get through the desert'

- Some chap on here.

'There's always something wrong with something'

- Me in the pub.

'I prefer the tommy gun approach - Aim high, shoot everywhere'

- Mate looking for a lay.

"The ultimate form of censorship is assassination"
-George Bernard Shaw.

"Of all human values the greatest is dignity"
-John Stuart Mill (a very simple, not particularly distinguished quote but one that can be applied successfully to so very, very much)

[quote=s,one]I like it when some seminar type person tells me thers no I in team , my response is always no but there,s u (you) in c##t
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There is no 'i' in team & there's also no 'f' in way.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Speaking in 1933 he was referring to the Great Depression. Strikes a note for the UK economy today!

Full extract, "First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance."

More Spike...

String is a funny thing,
Rope is thicker but string is quicker.

Blackadder (about the Whiteadder's wallet)

"As capacious as an elephants scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on"

Blackadder "could you get me one of those things Gerald Lord Sandwich had the other day"
Baldrick "What a piece of meat between to 2 bits of bread"
Balckadder "Yes Baldrick thats right a couple of Geralds"

It ain't half hot, mum...

Joan of Arc

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.


Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.


Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.


3 beauties from the late great Janis Joplin 1943-1970