Greatest quotes of all time

Greatest quotes of all time

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The Black Flash

13,735 posts

198 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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jeff m said:
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Very droll rofl

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"What unutterable cad uncorked my lunch" - WC Fields (actor and comic)
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Neitzche (philosopher)

"Don't turn down free food, or free beer. Oh. And take a piss when you can." - Me (drunkard)
Writings on having a happy life. Unfinished.

Mark H 1984

77 posts

207 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Doing what I do and with the current financial goings on - I think one of the most appropriate quotes is by Mark Twain:

"A banker is the only person who will lend you an umberella - but wants it back when it starts to rain" (not word perfect)

Also I like:

"Early to bed, early to rise - work like hell and advertise". don't know who said this.

"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - chances are it's fcensoreding duck" from Beer and Loating in the square mile.

Edited by Mark H 1984 on Monday 20th October 11:55

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead."
- Freaky Fables, James Thurber

CaptiV8ted

816 posts

211 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Powerfully sums up 60's deep south USA in one - Muhamed Ali on refusing to go to Vietnam.

"No Vietkong ever called me ni99er"

humpbackmaniac

1,894 posts

241 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"When I wake up in the morning. I pi$$ excellence."

Ricky Bobby!

XXVIII

2,800 posts

214 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?

and


The high that proved too high, the heroic for earth too hard,
The passion that left the ground to lose itself in the sky,
Are music sent up to God by the lover and the bard;
Enough that he heard it once: we shall hear it by and by.

both

Robert Browning


Edited by XXVIII on Monday 20th October 12:47

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Lady speaking to Winston Churchill - "if you were my husband, I'd poisen you!"

Churchill replies - "My dear, if you were my wife, I'd take it!"

or something like that......

Skyrat

1,185 posts

190 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - Douglas Adams.

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
- Douglas Adams - THGTTG

"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up" - Oscar Wilde

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs, they treat us as equals"
- Winston Churchill

GingerNinja

3,961 posts

258 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"Those that can, do. Those that can't, moderate"

Marf

22,907 posts

241 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet"
"Remember, men, take him alive... so there's something left to kill"

"They call me the velour fog"

hehe

crofty1984

15,848 posts

204 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace

Futurama. Zak Brannigan. I hate myself for knowing that.

Get Karter

1,934 posts

201 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"All sweeping generalisations are false!" biggrin


dan1981

17,381 posts

199 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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GingerNinja said:
"Those that can, do. Those that can't, moderate"
Those that can... Do.
Those that can't.. Teach.
Those that can't teach...
Become PE teachers.

No idea where its from.

Firkin D

1,262 posts

197 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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A woman is like a teabag- you dont know her strength until she's in hot water

HiRich

3,337 posts

262 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Marf said:
12joe340 said:
mat205125 said:
TubbyRutter said:
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate
Ace

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet"
"Remember, men, take him alive... so there's something left to kill"

"They call me the velour fog"

hehe
"The way to defeat a female adversary is to seduce her... We're sure she's a woman this time, right?"

Clearly the first great philosopher of the 21st (31st?) Century

13th

3,169 posts

213 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall - Confucuis

If you're afraid of loneliness, don't marry - Anton Chekhov

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure - Herbert Samual

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

198 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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"Daddy, what does regret mean"
"Well son, the funny thing about regret is, that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done, oh and by the way if you see your mom this weekend..."

hehe

audidoody

8,597 posts

256 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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No bd ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bd die for his country.

George S. Patton

Fats25

6,260 posts

229 months

Monday 20th October 2008
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I prefer the older ones - but more recently I liked these!

"So I ran straight towards the guy, we're all trying to get a kick-in at him, take a boot to subdue the guy."

"Glasgow doesn't accept this. This is Glasgow; we'll set about ye."

"If any more extremists are still wanting to rise up and start trouble, know this: We’ll rise right back up against you. New York, Madrid, London, Paisley … we’re all in this together and make no mistake, none of us will hold back from putting the boot in."

and in relation to this.........

"What were Al Qaeda thinking when they attacked Glasgow Airport?

Let’s bring a Holy War to Glasgow?

We’re 400 years ahead of you lads, you haven’t even got yourselves a football team yet”