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The rallying call of those who find themselves in previously unthought of depths of doo doo.....
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Douglas Adams:
There is a theory that states that if the anyone ever finds out what the universe is for and why it exists it will be replaced by something even more strange and inexplicable....
There is an another theory that states that this has already happened.....
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Bill Hicks:
Humans.... too many of you.
Ladies.. if men could work out how to suck their own dicks, you'd be sitting on your own right now... looking at an empty stage.
If you work in advertising, kill yourselves.
Must be more but can't remember them all and its time for Family Guy.
There is a theory that states that if the anyone ever finds out what the universe is for and why it exists it will be replaced by something even more strange and inexplicable....
There is an another theory that states that this has already happened.....
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Bill Hicks:
Humans.... too many of you.
Ladies.. if men could work out how to suck their own dicks, you'd be sitting on your own right now... looking at an empty stage.
If you work in advertising, kill yourselves.
Must be more but can't remember them all and its time for Family Guy.
"Many of us saw religion as harmless nonsense. Beliefs might lack all supporting evidence but, we thought, if people needed a crutch for consolation, where's the harm? September 11th changed all that. Revealed faith is not harmless nonsense, it can be lethally dangerous nonsense. Dangerous because it gives people unshakeable confidence in their own righteousness. Dangerous because it gives them false courage to kill themselves, which automatically removes normal barriers to killing others. Dangerous because it teaches enmity to others labelled only by a difference of inherited tradition. And dangerous because we have all bought into a weird respect, which uniquely protects religion from normal criticism. Let's now stop being so damned respectful!" - Richard Dawkins
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