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hidetheelephants

24,397 posts

193 months

Friday 5th April
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Simpo Two said:
Tony1963 said:
I suppose you’d have to define what a proper bomber is.
Big thing with lots of bombs. Not a fighter with little bombs stuck on the outside smile
hehe Your criteria means F35 is the RAF's first proper bomber since Buccaneer because it has a weapons bay(with apologies to the Kipper Fleet who probably wouldn't want to be called bombers).

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Friday 5th April
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Tony1963 said:
This sort of thing takes me back to my early days at Marham.
Somewhere in an archive hopefully, though I've never seen it, is a photo of me in front of a Victor on a CCF/RAF visit to Marham, c.1977. Plenty of virtual beer to anyone who can track it down. The other thing I remember was the dog handler, a cheerful chap who showed us the Alsatian guard dogs.

Scarfie

128 posts

22 months

Saturday 6th April
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I've found out what it's up to, a few Red Arrow pilots are taking people on joy rides for 2k a pop out of North Weald up and over Manningtree and back. Annoying a friends of mine who complained and got a snotty email back from an MBE hehe

Tony1963

4,779 posts

162 months

Saturday 6th April
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Scarfie said:
I've found out what it's up to, a few Red Arrow pilots are taking people on joy rides for 2k a pop out of North Weald up and over Manningtree and back. Annoying a friends of mine who complained and got a snotty email back from an MBE hehe
Your friend needs to spend a week or so near Marham. Old mates up there say it’s sometimes relentless, loud and tiresome, as far as Downham Market.

ferret50

913 posts

9 months

Saturday 6th April
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Tony1963 said:
Simpo Two said:
Tony1963 said:
The “variable noise, constant speed” insult was also given to the Jaguar. It was also said that Jags only took off because the Earth’s surface curved away underneath them.
I always liked the Jaguar, ever since making an Airfix model of one. They just looked right, compared to the thumping great Tornado 'MRCA' that came after it. When did the RAF last have a proper bomber? Was it the Vulcan?
I suppose you’d have to define what a proper bomber is.
Lancaster.

Based on the principle of actually dropping loud bangy things from within the aircraft.

eharding

13,723 posts

284 months

Saturday 6th April
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ferret50 said:
Tony1963 said:
Simpo Two said:
Tony1963 said:
The “variable noise, constant speed” insult was also given to the Jaguar. It was also said that Jags only took off because the Earth’s surface curved away underneath them.
I always liked the Jaguar, ever since making an Airfix model of one. They just looked right, compared to the thumping great Tornado 'MRCA' that came after it. When did the RAF last have a proper bomber? Was it the Vulcan?
I suppose you’d have to define what a proper bomber is.
Lancaster.

Based on the principle of actually dropping loud bangy things from within the aircraft.
But the really loud and bouncy things had to be carried substantially outside of the Lancaster's airframe - Grand Slam, Upkeep. Did it then stop being a 'proper' bomber?

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Saturday 6th April
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You can add many to the list, eg Vimy, Gotha, B-52... an aeroplane designed to drop bombs, no other function.

The fact that Barnes Wallis designed a bomb too big to fit into any bomber didn't suddenly stop them all being bombers.

spitfire-ian

3,839 posts

228 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Get the Simpo Bofors out again, it's back laugh

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th April
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spitfire-ian said:
Get the Simpo Bofors out again, it's back laugh
I had to order more ammo; the Amazon van hasn't arrived yet...

Burrow01

1,808 posts

192 months

Tuesday 16th April
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ferret50 said:
Tony1963 said:
Simpo Two said:
Tony1963 said:
The “variable noise, constant speed” insult was also given to the Jaguar. It was also said that Jags only took off because the Earth’s surface curved away underneath them.
I always liked the Jaguar, ever since making an Airfix model of one. They just looked right, compared to the thumping great Tornado 'MRCA' that came after it. When did the RAF last have a proper bomber? Was it the Vulcan?
I suppose you’d have to define what a proper bomber is.
Lancaster.

Based on the principle of actually dropping loud bangy things from within the aircraft.
Vulcans during the Black Buck missions....?

Yertis

18,053 posts

266 months

Tuesday 16th April
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ferret50 said:
Lancaster.

Based on the principle of actually dropping loud bangy things from within the aircraft.
Buccaneer then isn't it? I think the F35 is designed to do other stuff than drop bombs, but that's all a Buccaneer did.

Anyway, we had this argument a few years ago and you get bogged down in semantics immediately. IMO anything that drops bombs is a bomber, even if only for the duration of the mission where it's carrying bombs.

aeropilot

34,627 posts

227 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Yertis said:
ferret50 said:
Lancaster.

Based on the principle of actually dropping loud bangy things from within the aircraft.
Buccaneer then isn't it? I think the F35 is designed to do other stuff than drop bombs, but that's all a Buccaneer did.
In RAF service...

But in FAA service they also could perform in a dual role as a tanker using the 'Buddy-Pack' AAR pods, and although the RAF Bucc's could have been operated with the same kit, I'm not sure they ever did.



Edited by aeropilot on Tuesday 16th April 19:42

Tony1963

4,779 posts

162 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Tony1963

4,779 posts

162 months

Tuesday 16th April
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The thing is, the aircraft doesn’t give a hoot what it’s called. The people who fly them don’t care. The people who maintain them really don’t care. It only seems to matter to those who tick boxes on lists. Twitchers?

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Tony1963 said:
The thing is, the aircraft doesn’t give a hoot what it’s called. The people who fly them don’t care. The people who maintain them really don’t care. It only seems to matter to those who tick boxes on lists. Twitchers?
But fighter pilots and bomber pilots require different skills. Or at least they did when you knew which was which and they did different things.

We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.

aeropilot

34,627 posts

227 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Simpo Two said:
Tony1963 said:
The thing is, the aircraft doesn’t give a hoot what it’s called. The people who fly them don’t care. The people who maintain them really don’t care. It only seems to matter to those who tick boxes on lists. Twitchers?
But fighter pilots and bomber pilots require different skills. Or at least they did when you knew which was which and they did different things.

We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.
Well, there are many an ex-Vulcan pilot that would say the mighty delta was a fighter then, given that many a non-RAF NATO fighter pilot got a surprise during exercises when trying to 'bounce' a Vulcan laugh


Mr. Potato Head

1,150 posts

219 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Simpo Two said:
spitfire-ian said:
Get the Simpo Bofors out again, it's back laugh
I had to order more ammo; the Amazon van hasn't arrived yet...
Sorted

Tony1963

4,779 posts

162 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Simpo Two said:
We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.
How many dogfights have there been in the last 40 years?

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Tony1963 said:
Simpo Two said:
We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.
How many dogfights have there been in the last 40 years?
Not many, because conflicts in that period have been very one-sided, the opponent generally having Toyota pick-ups.

So, other possible definitions of a fighter - something that shoots down bombers would be a good one. But if there are no bombers to shoot down, what is it? Just a ground attack aircraft?

Simpo Two

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85,464 posts

265 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Mr. Potato Head said:
Do repro barrels fire repro shells...? nuts