UFOs Linked to Cattle and Sheep Mutilation
Discussion
One of the less "out there" theories I've heard, at least in reference to the US cattle mutilations, is covert tissue sample collection by US Government agencies to determine things like radiation levels in the wake of nuclear tests, secret chemical releases and suchlike. All very X-Files, but does make a degree more sense than aliens. I can't recall the exact reasoning off the top of my head, but it's along the lines of if you want to know how long radioactive fallout persists, or how well/far your chemical agents can travel and how long they'll remain active, tissue samples from cattle can be very useful, as they spend their entire life eating the vegetation that's been exposed to whatever it is you've been releasing. Not so good for the cow, obviously, but I can see the logic. If you want to know whether your test release will get into the milk supply, for example, testing the levels in cattle would seem to make sense. The fact that popular culture (undoubtedly with a Government nudge here and there) has decided it's all aliens makes it all the better, as it means less eyes are looking in their direction. Hidden in plain sight and all that. Same logic applies to black projects. The military benefits from the popular culture perception that UFOs equal aliens, so does nothing to dispell the notion and indeed probably encourages it. There ARE people doing genuine investigations into mutilations , but they're all but drowned out by the "it's all aliens" brigade, so less people are likely to consider what they're saying - I'm sure whoever is doing the mutilating is very happy to keep things that way.
Given the choice between aliens navigating the cosmos to molest cattle, or secret Government (or other agency) testing in relation to things like biological / chemical / radiation exposure (be it weapons of otherwise), the latter seems to make much more sense.
Given the choice between aliens navigating the cosmos to molest cattle, or secret Government (or other agency) testing in relation to things like biological / chemical / radiation exposure (be it weapons of otherwise), the latter seems to make much more sense.
I bet if I search long enough on the internet I can find the forum where the people that do this congregate.
It's probably just some weird fetish.
The idea that aliens would come all the way to earth then cut out cows anuses amuses me.
Mastered faster than light travel, still not figured out the anus of a cow though.
It's probably just some weird fetish.
The idea that aliens would come all the way to earth then cut out cows anuses amuses me.
Mastered faster than light travel, still not figured out the anus of a cow though.
hornet said:
One of the less "out there" theories I've heard, at least in reference to the US cattle mutilations, is covert tissue sample collection by US Government agencies to determine things like radiation levels in the wake of nuclear tests, secret chemical releases and suchlike. All very X-Files, but does make a degree more sense than aliens. I can't recall the exact reasoning off the top of my head, but it's along the lines of if you want to know how long radioactive fallout persists, or how well/far your chemical agents can travel and how long they'll remain active, tissue samples from cattle can be very useful, as they spend their entire life eating the vegetation that's been exposed to whatever it is you've been releasing. Not so good for the cow, obviously, but I can see the logic. If you want to know whether your test release will get into the milk supply, for example, testing the levels in cattle would seem to make sense. The fact that popular culture (undoubtedly with a Government nudge here and there) has decided it's all aliens makes it all the better, as it means less eyes are looking in their direction. Hidden in plain sight and all that. Same logic applies to black projects. The military benefits from the popular culture perception that UFOs equal aliens, so does nothing to dispell the notion and indeed probably encourages it. There ARE people doing genuine investigations into mutilations , but they're all but drowned out by the "it's all aliens" brigade, so less people are likely to consider what they're saying - I'm sure whoever is doing the mutilating is very happy to keep things that way.
Given the choice between aliens navigating the cosmos to molest cattle, or secret Government (or other agency) testing in relation to things like biological / chemical / radiation exposure (be it weapons of otherwise), the latter seems to make much more sense.
I like that alternative theory, though surely there are more effective ways of collecting such tissues rather than leaving the evidence dumped in such a way that it invites investigation. They could openly and easily acquire tissue samples from the abbatoirs for example covered by any number of agricultural and scientific excuses.Given the choice between aliens navigating the cosmos to molest cattle, or secret Government (or other agency) testing in relation to things like biological / chemical / radiation exposure (be it weapons of otherwise), the latter seems to make much more sense.
Edited by RegMolehusband on Tuesday 6th April 15:52
I think it is a rather MOOving story.
As for travelling across light years space and aeons of time just to harrass a few sheep and cows, does that prove that in ancient times the Welsh mastered interstellar travel and left to explore the cosmos - only to find that nowhere else in this vast unverse could they find a substitute for good old Welsh lamb.
After thousands of years wandering aimlessly around the Galaxy, they found themselves drawn back to their homeland of the Welsh valleys - and thoughts of sheep.
As for travelling across light years space and aeons of time just to harrass a few sheep and cows, does that prove that in ancient times the Welsh mastered interstellar travel and left to explore the cosmos - only to find that nowhere else in this vast unverse could they find a substitute for good old Welsh lamb.
After thousands of years wandering aimlessly around the Galaxy, they found themselves drawn back to their homeland of the Welsh valleys - and thoughts of sheep.
Edited by Eric Mc on Tuesday 6th April 16:07
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
I can't image how nature could drop some of them from a considerable height unless a tornado passed by unnoticed by the farmer 
Frankeh said:
jmorgan said:
Or the "mutilation" is in fact a natural process being glossed over.
Animal field pathology field unit? Where did they get their training then?
They sent off the coupon on the back of the comic along with the $10 admin fee.Animal field pathology field unit? Where did they get their training then?
jmorgan said:
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
I can't image how nature could drop some of them from a considerable height unless a tornado passed by unnoticed by the farmer I don't suppose any of the sceptics have bothered to listen to the Gordon Creighton clip linked to above.
Edited by RegMolehusband on Tuesday 6th April 16:27
The management here at GCHQ-online have kindly given me the permission to reveal, exclusively on Pistonheads, that this is as a result of Operation Windmill, which is the code word for in the field training for a crack team of Global Warming Revenue Collectors.
Recruited from the dwindling ranks of Safety Camera Operatives, these EU-Federal Government agents have been training in a hidden hideaway located in secret Second World War tunnels below the Malverns.
Only coming out at night to practice their extortion techniques on relatively passive domesticated farm animals they have been cleverly using remotely guided airborne surveillance vehicles trimmed with lights powered by battery packs sourced from IKEA to confuse citizens on the ground into thinking these are the actions of extra terrestial forces.
Additionally after the forthcoming General Election, regardless of which party in power, the training will turn to interventions involving....
Sssshhh, someone's coming...
Carstairs! Put away that SIG, you'll hurt someone, Christ man the safety's off!!!! Hope you haven't got a live round up the.... uuurrggghhhhh!!!
Recruited from the dwindling ranks of Safety Camera Operatives, these EU-Federal Government agents have been training in a hidden hideaway located in secret Second World War tunnels below the Malverns.
Only coming out at night to practice their extortion techniques on relatively passive domesticated farm animals they have been cleverly using remotely guided airborne surveillance vehicles trimmed with lights powered by battery packs sourced from IKEA to confuse citizens on the ground into thinking these are the actions of extra terrestial forces.
Additionally after the forthcoming General Election, regardless of which party in power, the training will turn to interventions involving....
Sssshhh, someone's coming...
Carstairs! Put away that SIG, you'll hurt someone, Christ man the safety's off!!!! Hope you haven't got a live round up the.... uuurrggghhhhh!!!
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
Are you thinking of the Rommel report, perchance?http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/mute2.htm
Mrs Gaspode and I keep a small flock of sheep, and a couple of years ago one of them was a victim of fly strike. We normally check the sheep every day but for whatever reason we had missed giving the ewe in question a close inspection for a couple of days. It was pretty gruesome sight, and whenever I read descriptions of 'surgical incisions', 'missing organs', and 'no blood loss' I think of what the maggots had managed to achieve in the space of 48 hours.
No mystery at all to me, it was blowflies wot done it.
Gaspode said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
Are you thinking of the Rommel report, perchance?http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/mute2.htm
Mrs Gaspode and I keep a small flock of sheep, and a couple of years ago one of them was a victim of fly strike. We normally check the sheep every day but for whatever reason we had missed giving the ewe in question a close inspection for a couple of days. It was pretty gruesome sight, and whenever I read descriptions of 'surgical incisions', 'missing organs', and 'no blood loss' I think of what the maggots had managed to achieve in the space of 48 hours.
No mystery at all to me, it was blowflies wot done it.
Of course, the Blowflies are, in fact, nano-bots transported by aliens to the earth's surface to wreak havoc amongst the sentient beings of Wales - that's why they make sheep their prime target.
And before anyone says anything, any nation that struggles to spell "ambulance" properly has to answer to someone.
Edited by Eric Mc on Tuesday 6th April 16:45
jmorgan said:
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
I can't image how nature could drop some of them from a considerable height unless a tornado passed by unnoticed by the farmer 
I know...33!
Unless you mean RAF F3's which I believe will disappear completely by 2012 but there remains 1 squadron in the UK (12 aircraft)
Do I win a prize?
oldsoak said:
jmorgan said:
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
I can't image how nature could drop some of them from a considerable height unless a tornado passed by unnoticed by the farmer I know...33!
Unless you mean RAF F3's which I believe will disappear completely by 2012 but there remains 1 squadron in the UK (12 aircraft)
Do I win a prize?
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
RegMolehusband said:
jmorgan said:
There is actually a very good piece on how nature can do this. Written by qualified people. But cannot be @rsed to dig it out.
I can't image how nature could drop some of them from a considerable height unless a tornado passed by unnoticed by the farmer I don't suppose any of the sceptics have bothered to listen to the Gordon Creighton clip linked to above.
Edited by RegMolehusband on Tuesday 6th April 16:27
So, squashed sheep is it? Dropped from a great height? How has this been determined and verified?
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