Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

"There are no internal viewings"



Bring your own shovel.

It’s risky, but hey, the reward is…. guide price £5k.

Mental

Colin Furze before the internet.

Convenient for the council tip then.

If it’s anything like the local tip here, the new owners will spend half their life queuing to get to their own house every weekend and bank holiday

That's a place that brings back some memories. I had a school friend whose parents had a pile remarkably similar to that about half an hour up from Carmarthen. It would be something like a 5 or 6 hour drive during the holidays to get there from London with other halves, their friends, all in our hand me down first cars so once everyone had arrived the mass of cars looked like a gathering of grannies at the church hall.

The three incredibly strong memories from going to that place were the importance of having at least one friend whose dad owned a cash and carry and was allowed to borrow a work van and fill it with food and booze, the debauchery at 18 in a large house full of girls and no adults and the third abiding memory was of white and red official looking road sign triangles through a village on the way there that warned of paedophiles.

You mean close to *cough* local services!

The Cleaner, with Greg Davies? Think I remember that episode too

Can you smell the sewage works from there as well?

20 acres is appealing, yet I can't see anything else redeeming about it

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