Show us your real estate pawn (Vol 5)

My neck of the woods. A bit plain and uniform inside, but I'd jump at the chance.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146679164#/...

Can you spot the spark plug?

Not for me. Far too much risk of wandering out half cut & jumping in the wrong pool.

Imagine hauling the groceries in from the car, from the garage to the kitchen...

Edit: on closer inspection there's a shortcut from the reception hall.... Phew!

Whoah yeah. I thought the building close by on the left was the neighbours but it's actually that decent garaging mentioned. Bonus is that the kitchen isn't a hike from the garage but there's a few doors in the way..... Room for a go kart track out the back too.

I'm almost in the love it camp.... Looks well done, but is very open plan. Obvious question is how do you heat it economically. And I know it's been dressed for the pictures, but I've never seen so many single beds. However, that said it would be irresistible to ascend to the pulput at dinner time to announce the menu.

I'm guessing you can tone the lighting down, so I'm in the pawn camp on this. Bags of character and interesting things to look at while living there.

Seems to be set up as an AirBnB.

I'd want to know what the owner's responsibilities are regarding the dead people in the garden, and what happens when someone playing 'Who do You Think You Are' comes knocking with flowers for their 8 times great grandmother in the middle of Christmas Dinner.

The proximity of The Cricketers isn't really a good thing. Probably be OK most of the time but there's a lot of new money around there and in the summer it gets really busy with people showing off their cars and strengthening every Essex stereotype you can imagine. They park where they shouldn't and half of them drive home pissed.

Yep - that's the way to do it. No worries about the dogs pottering all over the ground floor and every room looks like somewhere you could flop and be utterly content.

For me, no contest between this and the Fryerning one - this every time.