How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

Shouldn't this thread have a (tad)pole?

Scraping the barnacle with that one flash

Anyone got a Whoosh Parrotfish?

Six pages of Fish Jokes? Really?

OP - Just go work for him for a while, when he asks how your getting on, say you can't work with this bunch of feckless, arrogant, lazy, stupid idiots a moment longer and he needs to start kicking them into shape....

As long as you are doing lots of work he might get the picture, if not sue him for unfair dismissal....

I wouldn't bother, last thing you want to do is make Anemones in the work plaice.

Sounds Brill to me.

Just come back to this thread. I’d expected it to run and run. But it seems to have floundered.

So did we ever find out if he was a Grass or not??

What a load of carp!