How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

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Bigdrift

1,566 posts

197 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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i am sure there will be a time and a plaice to discuss it

Bob Loblaw

466 posts

206 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Why is everyone talking about fish? This plaice is weird

edit: damn, beaten to the plaice pun by 2 minutes

Edited by Bob Loblaw on Friday 28th November 13:37

Carl_Spackler

2,646 posts

189 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Ohh well if his business goes down he could sell everything to the prawn broker or ask for a loan from the Cod father to get things up and running again.

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

195 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Lmao.

Best spelling mistake ever. Cracking up at the repsonses.


Gaspode

4,167 posts

197 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game. You have a great sense of porpoise, and your powers will be almost cod-like in their eyes. Go for it, you'll have a whale of a time.

ClintonB

4,721 posts

214 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Surely you'd be Skate-ing on thin ice telling him how carp his staff are.

JJCW

2,449 posts

187 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game.
thread winning pun so far imo

Bob Loblaw

466 posts

206 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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ClintonB said:
Surely you'd be Skate-ing on thin ice telling him how carp his staff are.
He has to do it though, eel be saury if he doesn't

Edited by Bob Loblaw on Friday 28th November 13:44

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

250 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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captainzep said:
Is the boss 'seeing' his secretary? You may find 'love is blind'.

I prefer Kylie Minnow

Tonto

2,983 posts

249 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game. You have a great sense of porpoise, and your powers will be almost cod-like in their eyes. Go for it, you'll have a whale of a time.
clapbow Top punnage!

Steamer

13,863 posts

214 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Time he took another look at fish4jobs.com

Carl_Spackler

2,646 posts

189 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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JJCW said:
Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game.
thread winning pun so far imo
roflbow

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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ZR1cliff said:
I prefer Kylie Minnow
Get Trout.

Edited by captainzep on Friday 28th November 13:45

Geronimo

626 posts

193 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game. You have a great sense of porpoise, and your powers will be almost cod-like in their eyes. Go for it, you'll have a whale of a time.
Do you work for The Sun?

Tonto

2,983 posts

249 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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I'm not sure what the porpose of this thread is.

Edited by Tonto on Friday 28th November 13:46

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Bad staff eh? This grouper employees must be bottom feeders.

o.versteer

3,338 posts

230 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Geronimo said:
Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game. You have a great sense of porpoise, and your powers will be almost cod-like in their eyes. Go for it, you'll have a whale of a time.
Do you work for The Sun?
Sounds like it'd be his bream job!

wargriff

1,890 posts

203 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Geronimo said:
Gaspode said:
Sounds to me like you're just the manta rays their game. You have a great sense of porpoise, and your powers will be almost cod-like in their eyes. Go for it, you'll have a whale of a time.
Do you work for The Sun?
He's not a shark

A8VIP

10,709 posts

197 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Tonto said:
I'm not sure what the porpose of this thread is.

Edited by Tonto on Friday 28th November 13:46
Here's your coat, leave quietly and they may not notice that not only have your reposted a pun, you didn't even spell it correctly... wink

wargriff

1,890 posts

203 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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A8VIP said:
Tonto said:
I'm not sure what the porpose of this thread is.

Edited by Tonto on Friday 28th November 13:46
Here's your coat, leave quietly and they may not notice that not only have your reposted a pun, you didn't even spell it correctly... wink
Thats right, BATTER him smile