How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

How to tell a boss his staff are rubbish?

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Neil_H

15,323 posts

252 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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You don't need to be a brain sturgeon to see the solution here. Eel have to get rid of them. Halibut he'll be glad he did afterwards.

Bob Loblaw

466 posts

206 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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wargriff said:
A8VIP said:
Tonto said:
I'm not sure what the porpose of this thread is.

Edited by Tonto on Friday 28th November 13:46
Here's your coat, leave quietly and they may not notice that not only have your reposted a pun, you didn't even spell it correctly... wink
Thats right, BATTER him smile
He deserves it, he poached someone else's idea. How Shellfish.

Edited by Bob Loblaw on Friday 28th November 13:50

o.versteer

3,338 posts

230 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Bob Loblaw said:
wargriff said:
A8VIP said:
Tonto said:
I'm not sure what the porpose of this thread is.

Edited by Tonto on Friday 28th November 13:46
Here's your coat, leave quietly and they may not notice that not only have your reposted a pun, you didn't even spell it correctly... wink
Thats right, BATTER him smile
He deserves it, he poached someone else's idea. How Shellfish.

Edited by Bob Loblaw on Friday 28th November 13:50
I agree, he's had his chips.

Skyrat

1,185 posts

191 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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For fks hake. I'm ray-lly not findus this threadfin-ny at all. Maybe I just need to tuna in to the sense of humour on here.

Carl_Spackler

2,646 posts

189 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Send in a head hunter to sort them all out, someone from the forces who'll have the authority to fish out the bad ones, Captain Birdseye.

Edited by Carl_Spackler on Friday 28th November 14:08

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

196 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Poor OP. He only made a spelling mistake and you're all ripping into him.

How shellfish.

Swilly

9,699 posts

275 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Come on this is a serious thread and a serious question for cod's hake !!

wargriff

1,890 posts

203 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Have you thought about whiting him a letter, somefin easy to reed

daveake

687 posts

227 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Yeah, I bet he wasn't expecting this scale of response.

KANEIT

2,567 posts

220 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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He'll have the monkfish on now. You pilchards!

Muntu

7,635 posts

200 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Well, he probably thinks his staff are all angels, so if you tell him the truth, he may start to get crabby, and eel not thank you for it, and think that you are an aholehole because you are talking cobblers.

Best think to do is sit down with hime over a nice cuppa and some garibaldi, and without being gobi, explain that he has an office full of harelip suckers, and that you have a hunchen that they are all useless.

If he calls you a pollock, tell him off for being rudd, and ask him if he is saury

Whatever you do, dont skate around the issues, you will only be selling your sole.

johnfm

13,668 posts

251 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Sounds like a Brill idea

rasputin

1,449 posts

207 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Is the job in a school?

Funk

26,300 posts

210 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Once the boss realises the scale of the problem, he'll be gutted.

Scott328i

18,054 posts

202 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Oh my cod this thread should be left to sink to the depths

n'nemo terrible puns to add?



Edited by Scott328i on Friday 28th November 14:44

Marf

22,907 posts

242 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Ugh the pun pot is full to the bream in this thread.

Brown and Boris

11,800 posts

236 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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singlecoil said:
This happened recently. I'm chatting with a guy exploring the possibilty of my doing some work for him in the future, and the question arises of how I would get on with the existing staff.

I, of course, tell him that there would be no problem, that I would be aware of the sensitivity of the situation, and as a result would ensure that all would be well in that regard.

Now, being familiar with the work of his organisation, it is obvious to me (and others) that his staff are a bunch of piss-taking wkers, that the work they do (when they are there) is poor quality and mis-directed. However, as the conversation continues it dawns on me that he doesn't realise any of this. As far as he is concerned, it's a great team and he wants to keep it that way. FFS!. How can I disabuse him of this misbegotten notion?

Basically, I'm already aware that there is nothing I can do about it (if I want the work, that is) but I just wanted to share with you the shock and horror I felt, and to provide you with an opportunity to mention similar experiences.
I had a new boss come to a company we supply who wanted our feedback 'off the record' on what we they could do better.

18 months later I am in a discipline hearing where part of the evidence is that I told him this employee was crap and he used it in a later attempt to sack her. I hadn't ( I had said that like all depts of that type , at peak times they struggled to cope with demands), but that is how he had remembered it when she started to give him problems, so he wrote it up in her appraisal.

Ended up spending a day and £150 in rail fares stoping her getting the sack.

In a word, keep stum.

Edited by Brown and Boris on Friday 28th November 14:56

Arese

21,019 posts

188 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Fish stuff.

cs02rm0

13,812 posts

192 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Fins we do for an extra squid or two eh? Make sure the deal's sea eeled with a kiss.

If only life was shrimp peeler. Fins can only get batter.

Neil_H

15,323 posts

252 months

Friday 28th November 2008
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Brown and Boris said:
I had a new boss come to a company we supply who wanted our feedback 'off the record' on what we they could do better.

18 months later I am in a discipline hearing where part of the evidence is that I told him this employee was crap and he used it in a later attempt to sack her. I hadn't ( I had said that like all depts of that type , at peak times they struggled to cope with demands), but that is how he had remembered it when she started to give him problems, so he wrote it up in her appraisal.

Ended up spending a day and £150 in rail fares stoping her getting the sack.

In a word, keep stum.

Edited by Brown and Boris on Friday 28th November 14:56
What a random O/T post. Nothing about fish at all.