Croft has to go

Croft has to go

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usn90

1,422 posts

71 months

Monday 22nd April
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I’ve noticed the past couple of seasons that brundle is absent a lot more than he used to be.

PhilAsia

3,854 posts

76 months

Monday 22nd April
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MarkwG said:
HardtopManual said:
elyuw said:
what is so wrong with "Switcharoo" exactly?
It's the way he triumphantly announces it, as though taking a late apex in order to get on full gas earlier than your attacker is a rare enough event to deserve its own special moniker courtesy of Crofty™

The bloke is a muff.
For me, he doesn't use the word correctly anyway:it means an unexpected surprise or trick. Selling a dummy would make sense, but he uses it for a well planned overtake, its very rarely unexpected or a trick - it isn't a "thing" in isolation, or a specific technique.The man's a moron.
Fortunately I haven't heard him lately, but you are correct - his use of switcheroo is wrong.

Swicheroo also always reminds of one of the most entertaining musicians to ever grace the stage: Slim Gaillard. He invented his own language "Vout-o-Reenee" and my email name was inspired by him. Originally it was going to be "Fillerooneywithsomehot sauceonthesideandthatshouldjustaboutfixit@hotmail.com, but I realised that might be a tad laborious.

He had a fascinating life, culminating in being able to captivate an audience better than Croft ever could..., with just his little finger:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Gaillard

To add some culture to this thread. In action. Sublime IMHO:


southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Monday 22nd April
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IIIRC - he had a review of the Sky contract after his health (heart?) issues a few seasons back. His original contract was for the number of races they did then...say 16 weekends and now F1 does circa 49 races across 53 weekends a year. I think that he asked to go back to a more sensible schedule for himself.

.... my memory is a bit flakey here.

Nova Gyna

1,151 posts

27 months

Monday 22nd April
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southendpier said:
IIIRC - he had a review of the Sky contract after his health (heart?) issues a few seasons back. His original contract was for the number of races they did then...say 16 weekends and now F1 does circa 49 races across 53 weekends a year. I think that he asked to go back to a more sensible schedule for himself.

.... my memory is a bit flakey here.
Yeah I've read that he's contracted for something like 18 races a year, so he tends to pick and choose these days. With age catching up, heart attack and a gammy ankle, said he’s not so keen on all the travelling.

thegreenhell

15,464 posts

220 months

Monday 22nd April
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usn90 said:
I’ve noticed the past couple of seasons that brundle is absent a lot more than he used to be.
He still does the same number of races but there are more of them in a season so he misses more now.

Adrian W

Original Poster:

13,898 posts

229 months

Saturday 4th May
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He's at I again, watching a completely different race and completely different cars to the rest of us

jm doc

2,793 posts

233 months

Saturday 4th May
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Screaming for Hamilton to be penalised for the first bend incident when it was clearly down to the Astons getting all tangled up, absolutely pathetic

732NM

4,651 posts

16 months

Saturday 4th May
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He's gaining, He's gaining, He's gaining, Nothing doing.

Sigh.

paulguitar

23,618 posts

114 months

Saturday 4th May
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Alonso racing Alonso.



Diamond Gaz

1 posts

59 months

Saturday 4th May
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Here's the reasoning behind one of his catchphrases ...
https://youtu.be/hwFpBuJ_2NY?si=k6xoIkaIasld2xTe

Kart16

364 posts

9 months

Saturday 4th May
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jm doc said:
Screaming for Hamilton to be penalised for the first bend incident when it was clearly down to the Astons getting all tangled up, absolutely pathetic
Not the same opinion of another driver:

Fernando Alonso said:
Fernando Alonso speaking very clear after his incident with Hamilton: "I'm sure they won't decide anything because he's not Spanish. He ruined the races of a few"
https://twitter.com/DAZN_ES/status/1786803092727460341

Maxdecel

1,240 posts

34 months

Saturday 4th May
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Diamond Gaz said:
Here's the reasoning behind one of his catchphrases ...
https://youtu.be/hwFpBuJ_2NY?si=k6xoIkaIasld2xTe
So you're all wrong, he claims the start is the only time he doesn't think about what he's saying.

paulguitar

23,618 posts

114 months

Saturday 4th May
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Kart16 said:
jm doc said:
Screaming for Hamilton to be penalised for the first bend incident when it was clearly down to the Astons getting all tangled up, absolutely pathetic
Not the same opinion of another driver:

Fernando Alonso said:
Fernando Alonso speaking very clear after his incident with Hamilton: "I'm sure they won't decide anything because he's not Spanish. He ruined the races of a few"
https://twitter.com/DAZN_ES/status/1786803092727460341
What a foolish comment from Alonso.


ETA. Although not uncommon for him. He has never forgiven Hamilton for being better than him in 2007.

Edited by paulguitar on Saturday 4th May 20:24

732NM

4,651 posts

16 months

Saturday 4th May
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paulguitar said:
What a foolish comment from Alonso.
It's his normal mentality, and why he always cocks up his opportunities. You can't question his driving skill, but he's always saying stupid stuff and alienating himself.

He's always had it in for Lewis, must have stung to get the shock he did in 2007 when he was supposed to be the new star.

jm doc

2,793 posts

233 months

Saturday 4th May
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Kart16 said:
jm doc said:
Screaming for Hamilton to be penalised for the first bend incident when it was clearly down to the Astons getting all tangled up, absolutely pathetic
Not the same opinion of another driver:

Fernando Alonso said:
Fernando Alonso speaking very clear after his incident with Hamilton: "I'm sure they won't decide anything because he's not Spanish. He ruined the races of a few"
https://twitter.com/DAZN_ES/status/1786803092727460341
rofl

Troll

Adrian W

Original Poster:

13,898 posts

229 months

Saturday 4th May
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Does someone need to die before they sort out the farce at the last corner?

mk1coopers

1,216 posts

153 months

Sunday 5th May
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I try to tune him out these days, which is being made easier by the amount of fast forwarding that can be done as very little is happening as MV pulls away at the front in the first couple of laps then backs off to keep the lead at the slowest pace he can.

Yesterday we had ‘he’s gone full Tokyo drift in Miami’

LM240

4,682 posts

219 months

Sunday 5th May
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mk1coopers said:
Yesterday we had ‘he’s gone full Tokyo drift in Miami’
Sat there confused also. It might have even been ‘he’s gone full Miami Tokyo drift’…

Blokes a clown.

iandc

3,719 posts

207 months

Sunday 5th May
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He is at his worst in the sprint races. He seems to think he needs to get all the garbage he spouts during a full race into the reduced timescale of the Sprint.
Brundle must either hate him, as he needs to keep correcting him, or gets the amusement factor in as an antidote!

jazzybees

836 posts

123 months

PhilAsia said:
MarkwG said:
HardtopManual said:
elyuw said:
what is so wrong with "Switcharoo" exactly?
It's the way he triumphantly announces it, as though taking a late apex in order to get on full gas earlier than your attacker is a rare enough event to deserve its own special moniker courtesy of Crofty™

The bloke is a muff.
For me, he doesn't use the word correctly anyway:it means an unexpected surprise or trick. Selling a dummy would make sense, but he uses it for a well planned overtake, its very rarely unexpected or a trick - it isn't a "thing" in isolation, or a specific technique.The man's a moron.
Fortunately I haven't heard him lately, but you are correct - his use of switcheroo is wrong.

Swicheroo also always reminds of one of the most entertaining musicians to ever grace the stage: Slim Gaillard. He invented his own language "Vout-o-Reenee" and my email name was inspired by him. Originally it was going to be "Fillerooneywithsomehot sauceonthesideandthatshouldjustaboutfixit@hotmail.com, but I realised that might be a tad laborious.

He had a fascinating life, culminating in being able to captivate an audience better than Croft ever could..., with just his little finger:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Gaillard

To add some culture to this thread. In action. Sublime IMHO:
Thank you for the added culture.
Never even heard of him before.
But some great work by him.
So much music. So little time .