A Pikey's life.....
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I'm sure we all worked really hard today at work, after returning to our desks after the Bank Holiday.
As I walked home in the balmy sun at 7.15pm, imagine my delight as I was abused by a bunch of unemployed fat drunk pikeys outside my local pub where they have been drinking all day. The same ones who recently got moved into a £650,000 riverside house by Tower Hamlets Council with their seven children as a result of their policy to "mix groups" within the "community" - a process I believe called "pepperpotting" which is designed to improve chav scumbags' behaviour by housing them in nice residential areas.
Oh god how I wish I'd been there a few years ago with a pint of gin and knitting needle.
We're doomed.
As you were.
hy pills!
Vesuvius 996 said:
...As I walked home in the balmy sun at 7.15pm, imagine my delight as I was abused by a bunch of unemployed fat drunk pikeys outside my local pub where they have been drinking all day. The same ones who recently got moved into a £650,000 (
!!!) riverside house by Tower Hamlets Council with their seven children as a result of their policy to "mix groups" within the "community" - a process I believe called "pepperpotting" which is designed to improve chav scumbags' behaviour by housing them in nice residential areas
A process that's clearly working then?!?!!!) riverside house by Tower Hamlets Council with their seven children as a result of their policy to "mix groups" within the "community" - a process I believe called "pepperpotting" which is designed to improve chav scumbags' behaviour by housing them in nice residential areas
Like you'd have a chance, I only have kittens Requirements to qualify for £650k house for free.
1. Over 20 stone with huge gunt* (woman)
2. No teeth (man)
3. Inability to hold an aspirin between knees (woman)
4. Inability to dress in anyting other than Kappa tracksuit (both)
*Google it
And Envy old boy, get in the queue.... son ....
I hear Ali likes 'em a bit chunky..... and bald....
Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Tuesday 6th May 22:54
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