OMFG I'm bored......

OMFG I'm bored......

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andy400

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10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Imagine, if you will, a job that requires an intelligent, responsible and highly-trained man* to be manning a desk 24/7, 364 days a year. This job, despite the level of responsibility and skill necessary, rarely requires much work and never, I repeat never requires any interesting work.

Well, here I am and that's my job, and I'm really bored. Bored of my book. Bored of the internet (blocked my thoughtful employers so that the only vaguely interesting thing available is PH. Even eBay is banned!). Bored of drinking coffee. Bored of looking out of the window. Bored of eating biscuits. Bored of thinking about plans for when I get home next. Bored of.... well, you get the idea.

Any ideas how to relieve the boredom? I get a half hour for lunch soon - and that's pretty much the main highlight of my day!


* I slipped through the net...... 


Edited by andy400 on Tuesday 31st March 11:44

MrMoonyMan

2,584 posts

212 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Good thing you're not bored of getting paid then.



Git.

rsstman

1,918 posts

188 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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i want a job like that... i would get a pet monkey and train him to do nothing and bring home the pay cheque.

bluetone

2,047 posts

220 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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You could try learning 'something' - self-teaching or a distance-learning course?

So what do you navigate from a desk btw?

The_Burg

4,846 posts

215 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Cuff one out under the desk?

That'll kill some time.

andy400

Original Poster:

10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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rsstman said:
i want a job like that... i would get a pet monkey and train him to do nothing and bring home the pay cheque.
Did this. The monkey was more proactive and dynamic and made me look bad. He had to go.

Shellshine

161 posts

185 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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give me your job so I can be paid for being bored too - or give it to my daughter who's been out of work for 7 months since being made redundant.... you won't be bored signing on and searching for work... trust me... it's a full time occupation but sadly very poor renumeration!

Edited by Shellshine on Tuesday 31st March 11:50

andy400

Original Poster:

10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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The_Burg said:
Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!
Not IT.

Employer's well thought out security blocks anything like that. No youtube even.

andy400

Original Poster:

10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Shellshine said:
give me your job so I can be paid for being bored too - or give it to my daughter who's been out of work for 7 months since being made redundant.... you won't be bored signing on and searching for work... trust me... it's a full time occupation but sadly very poor renumeration!

Edited by Shellshine on Tuesday 31st March 11:50
Don't get me wrong - I'm happy to be here and get paid for it - I just need to relieve the boredom a bit for my own sanity.....

Kermit power

28,721 posts

214 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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I completely sympathise! When the company I worked for was taken over by a much larger company, we went through a period of about 7 months when there was really practically nothing whatsoever that we could do. Having to be there, pretending to be all keen and ready to go was absolutely soul-destroying.

You say your employer has blocked the internet. Would you get into trouble for taking in a laptop with a 3G card in it? Even if you've not got a laptop, you can get them bundled free with wireless broadband deals now for £50 or less per month, which has to be a small price to pay if it helps preserve your sanity!

Alternatively, is there any reason you want to avoid getting another job?

rsstman

1,918 posts

188 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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andy400 said:
rsstman said:
i want a job like that... i would get a pet monkey and train him to do nothing and bring home the pay cheque.
Did this. The monkey was more proactive and dynamic and made me look bad. He had to go.
thats always the problem, never good to get ousted by the temp staff.
perhaps try some kind of species with a lower intelligence level.

goldfish perhaps?

OllieWinchester

5,659 posts

193 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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My job is a bit like that, just not as boring. I love it.

f13ldy

1,432 posts

202 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Job?

Must get myself one of those sometime.

GreenDog

2,261 posts

193 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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andy400 said:
24/7, 364 days a year
Shouldn't that be 24/364 or 24/7/52 ?

Sorry, I'm bored too smile

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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So you're a security guard then?

trooperiziz

9,456 posts

253 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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e-books, it even vaguely looks like work...


andy400

Original Poster:

10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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Kermit power said:
I completely sympathise! When the company I worked for was taken over by a much larger company, we went through a period of about 7 months when there was really practically nothing whatsoever that we could do. Having to be there, pretending to be all keen and ready to go was absolutely soul-destroying.

You say your employer has blocked the internet. Would you get into trouble for taking in a laptop with a 3G card in it? Even if you've not got a laptop, you can get them bundled free with wireless broadband deals now for £50 or less per month, which has to be a small price to pay if it helps preserve your sanity!

Alternatively, is there any reason you want to avoid getting another job?
Due to the nature of my employment, your fine ideas are no good to me! Comsec prevents me using any wireless devices in the office. Can't leave this job until my employers decide where to send me next (military).

The_Burg

4,846 posts

215 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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andy400 said:
The_Burg said:
Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!
Not IT.

Employer's well thought out security blocks anything like that. No youtube
even.
You've not been truly bored till you've worked in IT, endless hours doing nothing followed by manic periods when things go tits up.

Oh and i meant download stuff at home and save on USB stick to watch.

andy400

Original Poster:

10,428 posts

232 months

Tuesday 31st March 2009
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The_Burg said:
andy400 said:
The_Burg said:
Take it your in IT then?

Download lots of old series' you haven't watched for years and store on USB / hard disk.
Thats what i do!
Not IT.

Employer's well thought out security blocks anything like that. No youtube
even.
You've not been truly bored till you've worked in IT, endless hours doing nothing followed by manic periods when things go tits up.

Oh and i meant download stuff at home and save on USB stick to watch.
Can't even use a USB stick - banned (comsec). USB sockets disabled on everything.

Told you it's st here! hehe