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amir_j

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3,579 posts

202 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Had a crap drive to work todsy in crawling motorway traffic. The car in front was a bland euro box with a large bright pink sticker across the tailgate announcing it was "powered by fairy dust". punch

Later overtook to find the attention w**** wasn't even fit. ranting


Dave^

7,382 posts

254 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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There used to be one of those round here...

Exactly the same... naff car driven by munter...

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Nicol@

3,850 posts

237 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Fairy dust doesn't mean fit.

AB

16,988 posts

196 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I always chuckle at an X5 driven around my local area with the reg HOT7Y - she's possibly the ugliest fattest woman I have ever seen. Great sense of humour though obviously, either that or a partially sighted partner.

taldo

1,357 posts

195 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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there's one of those stickers plastered wonkilly onto an escort rs-turbo not far from me, im amashamed to admit!

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

189 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
hehe

inlovewithRWD

825 posts

173 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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My brother put one of those stickers on the back of my car once, thinking I wouldn't notice. He subsequently forgot about it and borrowed the car to go into town, and wondered why he got some odd looks! laugh

Edited coz I cant spill...

Edited by inlovewithRWD on Friday 5th February 10:40

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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anonymous said:
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You're misunderstanding BR. It's meant literally.

BarRefaeli

12,955 posts

233 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Is this stuff like V Power? What RON is it?

.:ian:.

1,940 posts

204 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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These are factory fit options on Corsas. Along with pink fluffy seat and steering wheel covers and "little princess onboard" stickers.

Alfanatic

9,339 posts

220 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I wish I could remember the one I saw the other day. It's quite a popular saying and implies that the driver is intelligent and the reader is stupid.. except it it read "your" when it should have read "you're".

Beautiful biggrin

I wish I could remember what it said!

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

175 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I put these "Powered by fairydust" stickers into the same category as Playboy registration plates. The driver is never going to be pretty, but requires some item that relates to either being pretty, or living prettily, or porn to try and make themselves feel better about their ugly, un-lusted after bodies.

Nic jones

7,059 posts

221 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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I saw a Merc SLK (I dunno really, but it looked like that) with a number plate which was made out to read 'barbie'. On driving past the occupant looked like a filthy (in not a good sense) old peroxide blonde hag.

I can only assume she had carjacked Barbie and locked her in the boot.

Why do they do it?

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

175 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Nic jones said:
Why do they do it?
See my previous post.

KaraK

13,187 posts

210 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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amir_j said:
Had a crap drive to work todsy in crawling motorway traffic. The car in front was a bland euro box with a large bright pink sticker across the tailgate announcing it was "powered by fairy dust". punch

Later overtook to find the attention w**** wasn't even fit. ranting
They are never fit when they have those stickers on, it's a universal rule like birds that have playboy bunny stickers on the car are always at least 16stone plus.

TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

203 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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My favorite was driving past a pink KA, kitted out with fluffy pink steering wheel, fluffy pink rear view mirror, pink seats and fluffy interior and a "Princess on Board" sign at the back...

...driven by a 30something angry looking male skinhead hehe

Gad-Westy

14,578 posts

214 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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escargot said:
anonymous said:
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You're misunderstanding BR. It's meant literally.
Boot full of the stuff?

Waugh-terfall

18,488 posts

201 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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There was a Cinquecento at my Sixth Form with that, at least it goes some way to justify the speed it crawled along at on the A3...

AB said:
I always chuckle at an X5 driven around my local area with the reg HOT7Y - she's possibly the ugliest fattest woman I have ever seen. Great sense of humour though obviously, either that or a partially sighted partner.
Haha, near me there's one with X5 PMT, either those are her unfortunate initials or her other half is a cheeky little sod!

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Friday 5th February 2010
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Gad-Westy said:
escargot said:
anonymous said:
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You're misunderstanding BR. It's meant literally.
Boot full of the stuff?
and that's just for lunch.