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Simpo Two

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Thursday 4th April
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Somebody's enjoying himself today. He was at it yesterday too!

Simpo Two

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Thursday 4th April
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Every time I see it I think of the accident about 25 years ago when it - or another one - rolled inverted and the passenger fell out because the seat hadn't been bolted in. Amazingly, despite heading earthwards unexpectedly at 9.81m/sec2 he had the presence of mind to find the ripcord and pull it. Each thought the other was dead until they landed. A friend of mine was in the air at the time and heard it happening live over the radio.

Simpo Two

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Thursday 4th April
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Tony1963 said:
The “variable noise, constant speed” insult was also given to the Jaguar. It was also said that Jags only took off because the Earth’s surface curved away underneath them.
I always liked the Jaguar, ever since making an Airfix model of one. They just looked right, compared to the thumping great Tornado 'MRCA' that came after it. When did the RAF last have a proper bomber? Was it the Vulcan?

spitfire-ian said:
It's been back over for a third time today. Looks like it comes out of North Weald, comes up around the top of Colchester with a little fiddling about whilst it's there then heads for home.
I wheeled out the trusty Bofors but kept missing him. Need more practice. Now I'm just ankle deep in shell cases and the corner of my garage is missing...

Simpo Two

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Friday 5th April
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'The flight training included aerobatics and the procedures for abandoning the aircraft in flight'

Which were evidently 'Undo seat bolts, roll upside down'... nuts



I like 'totally perplexed by the sudden absence of anything around him' hehe

How did he fall free of the seat? ETA - bottom of p23.

Edited by Simpo Two on Friday 5th April 11:16

Simpo Two

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Friday 5th April
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Tony1963 said:
I suppose you’d have to define what a proper bomber is.
Big thing with lots of bombs. Not a fighter with little bombs stuck on the outside smile

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Friday 5th April
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Tony1963 said:
This sort of thing takes me back to my early days at Marham.
Somewhere in an archive hopefully, though I've never seen it, is a photo of me in front of a Victor on a CCF/RAF visit to Marham, c.1977. Plenty of virtual beer to anyone who can track it down. The other thing I remember was the dog handler, a cheerful chap who showed us the Alsatian guard dogs.

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Saturday 6th April
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You can add many to the list, eg Vimy, Gotha, B-52... an aeroplane designed to drop bombs, no other function.

The fact that Barnes Wallis designed a bomb too big to fit into any bomber didn't suddenly stop them all being bombers.

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Tuesday 16th April
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spitfire-ian said:
Get the Simpo Bofors out again, it's back laugh
I had to order more ammo; the Amazon van hasn't arrived yet...

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 16th April
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Tony1963 said:
The thing is, the aircraft doesn’t give a hoot what it’s called. The people who fly them don’t care. The people who maintain them really don’t care. It only seems to matter to those who tick boxes on lists. Twitchers?
But fighter pilots and bomber pilots require different skills. Or at least they did when you knew which was which and they did different things.

We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.

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Tuesday 16th April
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Tony1963 said:
Simpo Two said:
We've attempted to define a bomber; perhaps try the opposite - I propose a fighter is something you can dogfight with.
How many dogfights have there been in the last 40 years?
Not many, because conflicts in that period have been very one-sided, the opponent generally having Toyota pick-ups.

So, other possible definitions of a fighter - something that shoots down bombers would be a good one. But if there are no bombers to shoot down, what is it? Just a ground attack aircraft?

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Tuesday 16th April
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Mr. Potato Head said:
Do repro barrels fire repro shells...? nuts

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 16th April
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Mr. Potato Head said:
Bloomin politicians not letting me have a surplus Gepard. Harumph.
Try one of these (scroll down to the big photo): https://www.keymilitary.com/article/pom-and-circum...

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Tuesday 16th April
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Mr. Potato Head said:
If I was to subscribe to every website and article ever I'd have to live in a tent...
That page works for me and I'm not subscribed... can you see it?

Simpo Two

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Wednesday 17th April
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Mr. Potato Head said:
If I was to subscribe to every website and article ever I'd have to live in a tent...
Here ya go...



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