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shakotan

7,606 posts

93 months

Thursday 3rd December 2009
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simonbrooks said:
The best I've ever seen was on a scaffolding co's van.

"Hoskins Quality Errections!"

eekeek
Blimey, you'd think they'd have proof-read the signwriting first...

dudleybloke

10,192 posts

83 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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asian building firm in smethwick uses 'you've tried the cowboys, now try the indians'

Ross1988

1,223 posts

80 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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There's a Hand car wash (or was) on the way into Manchesters on, Princess Park way if i'm right, It has the slogan

'Best Handjob in Town'

Always raises a giggle


Bungleaio

3,969 posts

99 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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There's a bus company around here called beaver buses. Their slogan is "ride the beaver" Oddly they mostly do the school service so the kids probably like the big image of a beaver on the back of the bus but the slogan makes me smile everytime I see it.


meagain

359 posts

127 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Similar sort of thing, I used to travel to Leicester every day many years ago. Under a railway arch was a used car sales pitch, They sold dodgy cars like Marina's, alegro's and cavaliers etc.

The sign read 'pre owned vehicle re-allocation consultant'

StevieBee

5,049 posts

152 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Volvo.

They're boxy, but they're good.
thumbup

"Visit Greece. We're nicer than the French!"

Boney. Sony.


Fabulous - bet hardly anyone knows what we're on about!

davido140

9,027 posts

123 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Volvo.

They're boxy, but they're good.
What film was that from? Seen it donkeys years ago, cant remember though....

Edited by davido140 on Friday 4th December 13:02

Justayellowbadge

35,231 posts

139 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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"Crazy People".

Bunch of mental patients start telling the truth in advertising.

It proves a revolutionary concept.

shirt

16,663 posts

98 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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sony. because caucasians are just too damn tall!

davido140

9,027 posts

123 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Cool!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_People

Was it any good?

"Jaguar -- the car for men who want handjobs from beautiful women"

williamp

13,207 posts

170 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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What would the Pistonheads slogan be, if it wasnt speed matters?


donz29

241 posts

102 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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We have a Sofa Warehouse near us called Sofa King and their strap line is "Our prices are sofa king low". I bumped in to the owner once and apparantly they'd had a proper fight with the local council to keep it. Makes me chuckle everytime!

shirt

16,663 posts

98 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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stolen from SNL i bet

Schmeeky

Original Poster:

3,766 posts

114 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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williamp said:
What would the Pistonheads slogan be, if it wasnt speed matters?
PistonHeads - Driving, in cars.

Neil H

15,056 posts

148 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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Edited by Neil H on Friday 4th December 14:15

Snoop Bagg

1,878 posts

91 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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RizzoTheRat said:
There's a few scaffolding firms with tag lines like "a perfect erection every time"
There's been a crane company called Kavanagh's in Ireland who've used "Powered by Viagra, to ensure the perfect erection time after time!" I suspect they nicked the idea from them they've had it on their wagons and cranes for at least 6-7 years that I know of!

HUW JONES

1,305 posts

100 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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V8S said:
I think it's a nice middle finger to all the pretentious companies with bullst slogans.
Quite.Makes a nice change from "...........fking solutions" or something.

Nice use of "cockwomble" too.

pmanson

11,546 posts

150 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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I used to work a lady who's brother owned an air conditioning company called Stiff Nipples

shakotan

7,606 posts

93 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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meagain said:
Similar sort of thing, I used to travel to Leicester every day many years ago. Under a railway arch was a used car sales pitch, They sold dodgy cars like Marina's, alegro's and cavaliers etc.

The sign read 'pre owned vehicle re-allocation consultant'
So close, and yet so far...

henrycrun

1,670 posts

137 months

Friday 4th December 2009
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The Daily Mail: racist, so you don't have to be (Frankie Boyle ?)