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shakotan

6,713 posts

79 months

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simonbrooks said:
The best I've ever seen was on a scaffolding co's van.

"Hoskins Quality Errections!"

eekeek
Blimey, you'd think they'd have proof-read the signwriting first...

dudleybloke

7,914 posts

69 months

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asian building firm in smethwick uses 'you've tried the cowboys, now try the indians'

Ross1988

1,212 posts

66 months

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There's a Hand car wash (or was) on the way into Manchesters on, Princess Park way if i'm right, It has the slogan

'Best Handjob in Town'

Always raises a giggle


Bungleaio

3,498 posts

85 months

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There's a bus company around here called beaver buses. Their slogan is "ride the beaver" Oddly they mostly do the school service so the kids probably like the big image of a beaver on the back of the bus but the slogan makes me smile everytime I see it.


meagain

359 posts

113 months

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Similar sort of thing, I used to travel to Leicester every day many years ago. Under a railway arch was a used car sales pitch, They sold dodgy cars like Marina's, alegro's and cavaliers etc.

The sign read 'pre owned vehicle re-allocation consultant'
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StevieBee

4,636 posts

138 months

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Justayellowbadge said:
Volvo.

They're boxy, but they're good.
thumbup

"Visit Greece. We're nicer than the French!"

Boney. Sony.


Fabulous - bet hardly anyone knows what we're on about!

davido140

8,556 posts

109 months

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Justayellowbadge said:
Volvo.

They're boxy, but they're good.
What film was that from? Seen it donkeys years ago, cant remember though....

Edited by davido140 on Friday 4th December 13:02

Justayellowbadge

33,164 posts

125 months

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"Crazy People".

Bunch of mental patients start telling the truth in advertising.

It proves a revolutionary concept.

shirt

15,834 posts

84 months

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sony. because caucasians are just too damn tall!

davido140

8,556 posts

109 months

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Cool!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_People

Was it any good?

"Jaguar -- the car for men who want handjobs from beautiful women"

williamp

12,287 posts

156 months

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What would the Pistonheads slogan be, if it wasnt speed matters?


donz29

231 posts

88 months

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We have a Sofa Warehouse near us called Sofa King and their strap line is "Our prices are sofa king low". I bumped in to the owner once and apparantly they'd had a proper fight with the local council to keep it. Makes me chuckle everytime!

shirt

15,834 posts

84 months

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stolen from SNL i bet

Schmeeky

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3,691 posts

100 months

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williamp said:
What would the Pistonheads slogan be, if it wasnt speed matters?
PistonHeads - Driving, in cars.

Neil H

14,765 posts

134 months

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Edited by Neil H on Friday 4th December 14:15

Snoop Bagg

1,846 posts

77 months

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RizzoTheRat said:
There's a few scaffolding firms with tag lines like "a perfect erection every time"
There's been a crane company called Kavanagh's in Ireland who've used "Powered by Viagra, to ensure the perfect erection time after time!" I suspect they nicked the idea from them they've had it on their wagons and cranes for at least 6-7 years that I know of!

HUW JONES

1,243 posts

86 months

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V8S said:
I think it's a nice middle finger to all the pretentious companies with bullst slogans.
Quite.Makes a nice change from "...........fking solutions" or something.

Nice use of "cockwomble" too.

pmanson

11,236 posts

136 months

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I used to work a lady who's brother owned an air conditioning company called Stiff Nipples

shakotan

6,713 posts

79 months

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meagain said:
Similar sort of thing, I used to travel to Leicester every day many years ago. Under a railway arch was a used car sales pitch, They sold dodgy cars like Marina's, alegro's and cavaliers etc.

The sign read 'pre owned vehicle re-allocation consultant'
So close, and yet so far...

henrycrun

1,601 posts

123 months

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The Daily Mail: racist, so you don't have to be (Frankie Boyle ?)
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