These bloody kids at the bottom of the garden
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Starting to get on the rents nerves , swinging in the trees outside our house and probebly will soon be one less kid when one of them falls and breaks their neck.
We sorted it out before by banging the fence panels and pretty much pissing ourselves when they ran away, but these are a family that have just moved in
Stupid asking on here obviously, but best bet to go knocking on the door , see the parents and express our concerns?
We sorted it out before by banging the fence panels and pretty much pissing ourselves when they ran away, but these are a family that have just moved in
Stupid asking on here obviously, but best bet to go knocking on the door , see the parents and express our concerns?
Yep kids are allowed to do that nowadays, but depends what time of day and how close to your house they are. If its anything like where i live, then it will be at stupid o'clock, the language would make a docker blush, and it will be on the trees in your garden the little toe rags!!!
Oh, and you cant speak to the parents, as they dont believe their little angel would do that(or set fire to someones garage) or anything wrong, and if you suggest otherwise, you get threatened with "the lads coming round your gaff"
Oh, and you cant speak to the parents, as they dont believe their little angel would do that(or set fire to someones garage) or anything wrong, and if you suggest otherwise, you get threatened with "the lads coming round your gaff"
Edited by snowy slopes on Sunday 22 March 12:15
elster said:
Christ some grumpy lot on here.
Climbing and swinging on trees is what children do.
I know I used to, are kids not allowed to now?
The parents want peace and quiet, the house is slightly on its own as a new estate was built next to it years ago. But yes you do have a fair point i was exactly the same and didnt see the dangers of it at the time, but really its the screaming and stuff thats getting annoyingClimbing and swinging on trees is what children do.
I know I used to, are kids not allowed to now?
Jsys said:
whitechief said:
Jsys said:
Buy an air rifle and load it with blu-tack, when they're swinging high in the tree a shot to the chest should do it.
Edited for a non-lethal version
I like you're style.
and it is your, not you're
Si 330 said:
So the kids are playing in trees in there family garden?
Get a life OP.
Get a life OP.
Yup.The kids near me have one of those big trampolines in their garden. Maybe I should sue them for invasion of my human right to a private life every time their little heads bounce above the fence line.
Si 330 said:
So the kids are playing in trees in there family garden?
Get a life OP.
No its just this radom triangle of grass which was just sort of left when the estate was build , there are a few spindly trees in the ditch next to it which they are pissing about in , its in no-ones gardenGet a life OP.
Jsys said:
Buy an air rifle, when they're swinging high in the tree a shot to the chest should do it. They'll break something so wont be able to play outside for a few months. You'll have to recharge the rifle after that though.
Smear the tree branches with your own faeces, and I guarantee the kids will soon find something else to do very quickly.I also gave the same advice to a PHer who complained of yoofs playing football on the grass outside his front garden, or rather using football as an excuse to be obnoxious noisy foul-mouthed slobs, at his expense. A few handfuls of human dung tossed across the grass in the dead of night and they'll soon find another place to be kicking around on ......a piece of ground in your home town........ Waiting for someone or something to show you the way........ Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain....... You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you...... No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun........
Sorry, got carried away there
kin life Jsys said:
whitechief said:
Jsys said:
Buy an air rifle and load it with blu-tack, when they're swinging high in the tree a shot to the chest should do it.
Edited for a non-lethal versionI like you're style.
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