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Bob_Defly

5,601 posts

257 months

Monday 13th May 2013
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K12beano said:
My dog has just completed his masters degrees in Chemistry and Philosophy.

In Chemistry he has succeeded in making some previously-thought impossible molecules

The big question in Philosophy is whether his BoronArgonPotassium is worse than his BismuthTellurium
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ZesPak

26,016 posts

222 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Loving this one from XKCD:




Edited by ZesPak on Tuesday 14th May 09:15

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

224 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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TheEnd said:
Gwagon111 said:
marshalla said:
Who's Jay ?
I think he once lived next door to Alice. He also appeared in a film about alien hunting secret agents scratchchin.
Alice? Who the fk is Alice?
hehe Exactly what I thought of.

K12beano

20,854 posts

301 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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The Black Flash said:
TheEnd said:
Gwagon111 said:
marshalla said:
Who's Jay ?
I think he once lived next door to Alice. He also appeared in a film about alien hunting secret agents scratchchin.
Alice? Who the fk is Alice?
hehe Exactly what I thought of.
talking of Alice, didn't you ever wonder, while you were in the arms of Mary, who the f3ck was Quiver?

CYMR0

3,940 posts

226 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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This one came from my sister.

Prat-falling - it's a fool's gerund.

Morningside

24,147 posts

255 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2013
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Disco You

3,746 posts

206 months

Friday 31st May 2013
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Drink and calculus don't mix. DO NOT drink and derive.

MartG

22,563 posts

230 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I guess that's me added to their list then......

Craigyp79

628 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th June 2013
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ewenm

28,506 posts

271 months

Thursday 13th June 2013
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robsa said:
But the wine and sauce being flung off the cat would be due to centrifugal force wouldn't it? Centripetal force is what keeps the cat rotating around its axis, surely...
nono Inertia. There is no outward force, but inertia means the wine and sauce will try to travel in a straight line from the rotating cat.

Anyway, back to the jokes.

jimmyone

954 posts

168 months

Thursday 13th June 2013
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Knock Knock !
WHOs there ?
Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein who ?
whistle

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

281 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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JonRB

79,797 posts

298 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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TheHeretic said:
hehe

jimmyone

954 posts

168 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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[quote=TheHeretic] [/qu
why is a bad photo of david essex funny ?

LivingTheDream

1,768 posts

205 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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jimmyone]heHeretic said:

why is a bad photo of david essex funny ?
Isn't it Robert Lindsay?

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

281 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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LivingTheDream said:
Isn't it Robert Lindsay?
No, he had a bigger hat.


real4star

7,032 posts

163 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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simonrockman

7,099 posts

281 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Craigyp79 said:
When I was at PCW I could spot something set in LaTeX a mile off all except one piece were mind-numbingly dull.

K12beano

20,854 posts

301 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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There's a whole site dedicated to "Jony Ive redesigns..."

But the one that tickled me most was as simple as:

Jony Ive redesigns his passport photo:



ZesPak

26,016 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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hehe

Some funny stuff on that website:


http://jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com/
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