Match.com (Volume 5)
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Afanc said:
Two dates this weekend; first was going ok until she mentioned she had a six year old daughter. Second started well when I walked straight past the lass! However, she has beautiful, interesting and laughed at my s
t jokes. Wants to meet again so something must be wrong with her!
Beautiful what? Pathetic internet nerds need to know...t jokes. Wants to meet again so something must be wrong with her!varsas said:
Afanc said:
Two dates this weekend; first was going ok until she mentioned she had a six year old daughter. Second started well when I walked straight past the lass! However, she has beautiful, interesting and laughed at my st jokes. Wants to meet again so something must be wrong with her!
Beautiful what? Pathetic internet nerds need to know...t jokes. Wants to meet again so something must be wrong with her!Blown2CV said:
Disco You said:
clonmult said:
Blown2CV said:
wow this thread's gone a bit david lynch. I've only been away for a day.
I've had a couple of days away. What happened to get to thumb sex with mummy?????
TVR Sagaris said:
Tim1989 said:
Tonberry said:
Things deteriorated rapidly over last weekend.
She was a little miffed at the fact that I went out on Saturday night, constantly suggesting that I was in actual fact on a date with someone else.
I asked her if it really mattered if I was - apparently she felt a little jealous.
Throughout the week she has questioned whether I'm really interested in her, which starts to grate pretty fking quickly.
To shut her up I suggested a date this coming Monday. Day at the seaside? Really bizarre first date apparently. Walk in a lovely 2000 acre park with lots of ice cream? Too cold for ice cream.
So now she has invited herself around to my house for me to cook us a meal.
What the fk.
This is the end of my life as I know it. It's been nice knowing you all.
We're definitely going to need you to report back after this one...*She was a little miffed at the fact that I went out on Saturday night, constantly suggesting that I was in actual fact on a date with someone else.
I asked her if it really mattered if I was - apparently she felt a little jealous.
Throughout the week she has questioned whether I'm really interested in her, which starts to grate pretty f
king quickly.To shut her up I suggested a date this coming Monday. Day at the seaside? Really bizarre first date apparently. Walk in a lovely 2000 acre park with lots of ice cream? Too cold for ice cream.
So now she has invited herself around to my house for me to cook us a meal.
What the f
k.This is the end of my life as I know it. It's been nice knowing you all.
- If you make it through the evening alive!
Or is he dead?
k do I begin? It's been a bizarre month.Met her for the first time this evening which culminated with my hands covered in female bodily fluids.
Not as crazy in person as she comes across through other mediums but maybe I've been lulled into a false sense of security.
Something tells me I should be very afraid but I doubt I'll regret having finally met her.
It's prolly over 2 years since I last stuck my head in here...
Currently off work with a broken leg so I'm bored and spending more time on PH than I have lately.
Interesting to see a few names still around from 2 years ago, I'll have a bit of a read before I think about posting an update
Currently off work with a broken leg so I'm bored and spending more time on PH than I have lately.
Interesting to see a few names still around from 2 years ago, I'll have a bit of a read before I think about posting an update
kowalski655 said:
Tonberry said:
Met her for the first time this evening which culminated with my hands covered in female bodily fluids.
So, you killed her,and your hands are covered in her blood? Well,better to get it over with before the mental really kicks in 
kowalski655 said:
Tonberry said:
Met her for the first time this evening which culminated with my hands covered in female bodily fluids.
So, you killed her,and your hands are covered in her blood? Well,better to get it over with before the mental really kicks in 
Now THERE is a woman that you would love to find on any website(in fact if you google her Im sure you will find a few pics that please
So you now have an excuse if you "accidently" murder her when the mental gets too much...after all,we all saw it ... that she wanted it,didnt she occifer
So you now have an excuse if you "accidently" murder her when the mental gets too much...after all,we all saw it ... that she wanted it,didnt she occifer
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