Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

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giblet

8,879 posts

179 months

Saturday 20th April
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I get what you mean. Last night from a different chippy



Small fish butty. Completely different style of batter

MattsCar

1,081 posts

107 months

Saturday 20th April
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I don't know whether or not it is simply a case of the oil not being hot enough or overloading the fryer.


Chunkychucky

5,996 posts

171 months

Sunday 21st April
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l354uge said:
Chunkychucky said:
Nice, looks tasty! Good effort with the fish butty on the side, where was the Parmo from? Being the fat c*nt I am I always feel a bit hungry afterwards if the parmo doesn’t fill the pizza box and the chips/rabbit food boxed separately rofl
Kullars fish bar in Hinckley, the family moved down from Teeside and thankfully brought parmos with them!


Edited by l354uge on Friday 19th April 23:53
HINCKLEY?! Excellent - furthest South I’ve seen somewhere doing a proper Parmo (weekend street food places excepted), fair play to them cool

bodhi

10,761 posts

231 months

Sunday 21st April
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A cornucopia of deep fried salt and a pepper stuff, with rice and noodles.


Jon91

6 posts

50 months

Sunday 21st April
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Short Grain

2,914 posts

222 months

Sunday 21st April
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Jon91 said:
WTF is that? Looks like somebody shook the box then jizzed on it! Did you upset somebody? Seriously Dirty, just not in a good way!

tamore

7,102 posts

286 months

Sunday 21st April
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and possibly sharted on it too?

Greshamst

2,090 posts

122 months

Sunday 21st April
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What is it? It’s not a pizza, it’s not a kebab. Looks like kebab meat on a pizza base?


MattsCar

1,081 posts

107 months

Sunday 21st April
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My guess is garlic bread pizza, mixed meat kebab, mayo and curry sauce.

Filthy.

tim jb

217 posts

5 months

Sunday 21st April
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arse gravy. lovely that is

tim jb

217 posts

5 months

Sunday 21st April
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some kind of desert?

zedx19

2,779 posts

142 months

Monday 22nd April
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The fact no-one knows what it is speaks volumes, this is of course, the DIRTY takeaway thread. I thought dessert at first, but looks like it's chicken on it? Whatever it is, it is absolutely grim and ideal for this thread.

Gary29

4,184 posts

101 months

Monday 22nd April
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That's up there with the worst I've seen on here, looks like someone puked on a plain naan.

Jon91

6 posts

50 months

Monday 22nd April
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It was

Chicken donner
Lamb donner
Lamb shish
Chicken shish
Kofte

All on a 10 inch garlic bread with jalapenos

Sauces were homemade chilli, garlic yoghurt and kebab salad dressing which I believe is quite specific to East coast Scotland where im based

C5_Steve

3,445 posts

105 months

Monday 22nd April
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Jon91 said:
Love the fact you just posted that without comment rofl If this thread needed a profile pic it'd be that abomination. Great stuff, looks awful and I want a slice.

zedx19

2,779 posts

142 months

Monday 22nd April
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Jon91 said:
It was

Chicken donner
Lamb donner
Lamb shish
Chicken shish
Kofte

All on a 10 inch garlic bread with jalapenos

Sauces were homemade chilli, garlic yoghurt and kebab salad dressing which I believe is quite specific to East coast Scotland where im based
All the sauces look very homemade, produced by the last person to eat one of these things. I particularly like the burnt edge of the garlic bread, the meat that looks like it's been scraped out of a rats bumhole, I see no jalapenos and the chicken looks like pure rubber, it's one of the best things ever to be posted on here, amazing stuff. How much did this box of dirt cost?

Jon91

6 posts

50 months

Monday 22nd April
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Honestly it was much better than it looks ha!

Not the cheapest it was 24 quid but was between 2 of us a very occasional treat for obvious reasons!

illmonkey

18,278 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd April
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Jon91 said:
Honestly it was much better than it looks ha!

Not the cheapest it was 24 quid but was between 2 of us a very occasional treat for obvious reasons!
Dafuq?!

DirktheDaring

338 posts

14 months

Monday 22nd April
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Welcome Jon, you’ve just won the thread sir, bravo.

Catweazle

1,215 posts

144 months

Monday 22nd April
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Not sure about how it compares to CSV but it is a contender.