Clarkson’s Farm

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Siko

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243 months

Monday 13th May
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classicaholic said:
Not sure JC planned on being nutted in the balls by the goat either!

Very good series and a good insight into farming and how diverse running a farm can be and some of the economics of it, hopefully next year they will get a bumper harvest to make some decent money.
I suspect it's loosely planned and that's the genius of it. "I know let's buy some goats to clear brambles, we can get a couple of scenes with cute baby goats and then we'll film the weighing where Jeremy will be getting bitten and kicked for the lolz". There is so much going on at a busy farm I doubt they are scratching their heads too much - even Jeremy said they filmed everything so there was always going to be comedy gold amongst the countless hours of footage. I think it's absolutely brilliant myself smile

james6546

1,011 posts

52 months

Monday 13th May
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I know some of it is staged, for instance there is zero chance that no one noticed the back of the trailer was open. Jeremy would have had to hold a lever down to do it.

But I don’t think they would have time to stage everything, farming is a very time intensive job as it is.

All the farmers I know love it, it has done so much good to the perception of farmers and farming, staged or not.

Rebew

156 posts

93 months

Monday 13th May
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Got4wheels said:
Of course Clarkson's Farm, it has to be, otherwise the show wouldn't be as popular as it is. It does feel a smidge more obvious this season, Clarkson randomly stumbling into Charlie on the neighbouring farm, I smelt that a mile off, but it worked! Very much like classic TG. Found the second half just as gripping and from a pure farming angle it was very educative like S1. Once again we saw the real Jeremy and moreso now Lisa, especially with the pigs and Gerald's diagnosis and recovery.

Seeing Gerald give thanks to the crew as a last word was a wonderful touch, I noticed he was far more understandable this season too.

Michael
Obviously this was set up but there is a fairly good chance that Charlie and the producers knew about it in advance but that it was a surprise for Clarkson. It is also very likely that Charlie is the land agent for the neighbouring farm as well so they are only massaging the truth rather than completely making things up.

At the end of the day it is quality feel good entertainment and casts a light on the reality of British farming even if it is not fully indicative of how a year on a regular farm would play out.

paulw123

3,269 posts

191 months

Monday 13th May
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Wonder if Clarksons friendly farming neighbour is Harry Metcalf?

Siko

2,000 posts

243 months

Monday 13th May
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paulw123 said:
Wonder if Clarksons friendly farming neighbour is Harry Metcalf?
I believe they are chums and neighbours so I guess so!

Dave J

885 posts

267 months

Monday 13th May
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Neighbours about 13 miles apart

SydneyBridge

8,684 posts

159 months

Monday 13th May
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Next season could include Clarkson's pub
Or a spin off series...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czkvv7rxevgo.a...

ntiz

2,355 posts

137 months

Monday 13th May
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Siko said:
paulw123 said:
Wonder if Clarksons friendly farming neighbour is Harry Metcalf?
I believe they are chums and neighbours so I guess so!
I doubt it was Harry Metcalf as he isn’t shy about his farm or being in front of the camera. Probably would have represented himself.

My guess is possibly Lord Bamford of JCB fame. As I believe he is also a neighbour with a lot of farm land but possibly doesn’t handle it himself? Would make sense if Charlie was handling it all for them.

Clarkson went to his farm shop in the first season I think.

FiF

44,246 posts

252 months

Monday 13th May
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ntiz said:
Siko said:
paulw123 said:
Wonder if Clarksons friendly farming neighbour is Harry Metcalf?
I believe they are chums and neighbours so I guess so!
I doubt it was Harry Metcalf as he isn’t shy about his farm or being in front of the camera. Probably would have represented himself.

My guess is possibly Lord Bamford of JCB fame. As I believe he is also a neighbour with a lot of farm land but possibly doesn’t handle it himself? Would make sense if Charlie was handling it all for them.

Clarkson went to his farm shop in the first season I think.
He did and spent 80 quid or so on supposedly the makings of a ploughman's lunch, which was simply the vehicle for the start of the farm shop story arc which quickly transmogrified into the council are unreasonable segments and various other sub plots.

It's all genius.

Riley Blue

21,055 posts

227 months

Monday 13th May
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What happened to Lisa's field of spuds?

daqinggregg

1,608 posts

130 months

Monday 13th May
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I doubt Cheerful Charlie comes cheap, with all that expertise (rightfully so). I guess a good land agent is contracted to several farms.


Smollet

10,668 posts

191 months

Monday 13th May
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Riley Blue said:
What happened to Lisa's field of spuds?

paulw123

3,269 posts

191 months

Monday 13th May
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daqinggregg said:
I doubt Cheerful Charlie comes cheap, with all that expertise (rightfully so). I guess a good land agent is contracted to several farms.
Was discussing this with a friend the other day I've no idea how many hours a year he actually does on each individual farm. I assume he has a fair number of different clients?

BikeBikeBIke

8,232 posts

116 months

Monday 13th May
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Doofus said:
Dave200 said:
pork911 said:
Fallingup said:
I would say ninety percent of the program is staged.
Would be boring otherwise.
As low as 90?
It's absolutely all stage-managed, and mostly scripted too I'd imagine. Doesn't stop me enjoying it though.
I don't imagine Kaleb braining himself on the cherrypicker was planned, and I doubt the script editor decided it'd be fun to kill a load of day-old piglets.
Kaleb Braining himself was utterly set up. They spent an eternity setting the gag up talking about and filming the Nanny State Safety device and then, surprise, surprise, comedy ensued when the safety gear made someone fall over. *If* you think the falling over was genuine then the set up must have been staged to set up the gag *after* the falling over.

As for the Pigs I googled the breed and they're famous for having unusually large litters and you can bet that leads to large numbers of weak piglets that don't make it. Ideal for TV and they ended up getting a whole poignant episode out of if. Look at it the other way do you really think the producers hunted for a low hassle breed that never gives any trouble and never does anything interesting? And even if you think nothing was whatsoever set up about the pigs then the presence of any livestock on arable land is a blatant set up. They even say in the show it can't possibly make a profit and clearly the previous farm manager knew that livestock wasn't the best way to make money out of that land. He keeps buying animals, they keep providing super material for the show and make a massive loss in farming terms.

It's brilliant television, I'm loving it, but it isn't real.

Dave200

4,065 posts

221 months

Monday 13th May
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BikeBikeBIke said:
Kaleb Braining himself was utterly set up. They spent an eternity setting the gag up talking about and filming the Nanny State Safety device and then, surprise, surprise, comedy ensued when the safety gear made someone fall over. *If* you think the falling over was genuine then the set up must have been staged to set up the gag *after* the falling over.

As for the Pigs I googled the breed and they're famous for having unusually large litters and you can bet that leads to large numbers of weak piglets that don't make it. Ideal for TV and they ended up getting a whole poignant episode out of if. Look at it the other way do you really think the producers hunted for a low hassle breed that never gives any trouble and never does anything interesting? And even if you think nothing was whatsoever set up about the pigs then the presence of any livestock on arable land is a blatant set up. They even say in the show it can't possibly make a profit and clearly the previous farm manager knew that livestock wasn't the best way to make money out of that land. He keeps buying animals, they keep providing super material for the show and make a massive loss in farming terms.

It's brilliant television, I'm loving it, but it isn't real.
My wife comes from farming stock, and she laughed at how ridiculous it would be to put pigs on arable land. It's just entertaining TV that's raising the profile of farmers, nothing more or less.

Evanivitch

20,278 posts

123 months

Monday 13th May
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BikeBikeBIke said:
It's brilliant television, I'm loving it, but it isn't real.
The biggest shock this series was the lack of escaped animals...

Dave200

4,065 posts

221 months

Monday 13th May
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Evanivitch said:
BikeBikeBIke said:
It's brilliant television, I'm loving it, but it isn't real.
The biggest shock this series was the lack of escaped animals...
They did have the "oh no we didn't measure properly and fitted the gates the wrong way around" situation with the mating pigs, which was obviously completely unavoidable.

Evanivitch

20,278 posts

123 months

Monday 13th May
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Dave200 said:
They did have the "oh no we didn't measure properly and fitted the gates the wrong way around" situation with the mating pigs, which was obviously completely unavoidable.
I thought the goats were being setup for the great escape, ruining some crops or invading a garden.

Perhaps he's had his wrist slapped enough times for inadequate fencing.

Doofus

26,040 posts

174 months

Monday 13th May
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If you haven't done so, try watching Gerald's bits with the subtitles on. rofl

"They'd be better off if you could"
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
"Only went to Romania didn't it. It's all Mrs Hasting. Bowsers. Simon is still in that place."
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
[Gerald chuckling]
"See that was farming, wasn't it!"

Class. smile

48k

13,225 posts

149 months

Monday 13th May
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Riley Blue said:
What happened to Lisa's field of spuds?
After spending a day in the vibrating roller I don't think she cares.